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Clips from Scrubs - My Soul on Fire: Part 1 (S08E08)

"Here you go, Sammy."
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"And on that farm there was a cougar E- I-E-I-Oh"
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"With a... here. And a... there Here a... There a..."
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"You loved shoplifting when you were a kid."
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"Oh, hey, Leonard. What's that?"
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"Hey! Look out! Wait a minute! I'm talking to you!"
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"No!"
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"I feel like you raped my soul."
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"Oh, yes, I do."
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"You didn't have to get me a gift for the anniversary of a kiss."
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"We don't have to deal with that drama ever again."
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"I ought to gut you."
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"Hey, have you ever been in love before?"
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"They were just cuddling, but still, you know."
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"J.D.: Or an old romance still going strong."
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"Why?"
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"You've been ignoring me so much it makes me want to punch something."
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"it's like I don't have a wife anymore."
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"Sometimes."
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"- We haven't started. - Sorry. Do your thing."
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"- And? - Firmer."
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"Still, I think we realize that's not really working out."
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"to take my seminar on willpower."
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"- Live free or die. - That's New Hampshire."
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"So, I proudly announce the reinstatement of Doug Murphy"
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"as a permanent member of the Brain Trust."
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"Dudes!"
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"I'm no Superman"
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"The Janitor is getting married before me?"
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"And it's in the Bahamas. Nobody's going to this thing."
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"and rip their faces off with their powerful suction cups."
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"J.D.: I guess I was moved by the Janitor's invite,"
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"as an opportunity to go on a much-needed vacation."
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"Well, Mom, when I'm gone"
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"I'm in."
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"- That's sexy. - Shut up."
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"Hey, Feldman. Fire up the fat vac. Momma needs some lipo."
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"Downstairs! Oh, yeah."
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"I still don't like downstairs."
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"It's an exact replica of the tiki"
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"Greg had this on when he got into the surfing accident."
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"Peter had it on when he saw the tarantula in the bed."
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"- And Alice... - Turk! Turk, Turk, Turk."
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"I've seen it before."
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"Wait. You don't have one."
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"Or do I?"
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"Yes!"
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"No. What's wrong with you?"
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"I didn't wanna do it, either. I think it's stupid."
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"The seller was anonymous, but I think I know who it was."
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"That's kind of the fun, isn't it?"
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"That's gonna be annoying."
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"Elliot, just say it was the good loving, okay?"
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"You know, as a joke."
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"Fine, it was the good loving."
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"I knew it."
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"Here goes."
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"when I wake up in the morning is our future."
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"That's it?"
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"I think that you're the most amazing woman that I've..."
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"You have to obsess over it a little like I did."
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"See, I actually jotted down some notes in my notebook"
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"Night."
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"It's that little thing I do 70 to 80 hours a week"
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"I did. But I'm okay with it. 'Cause I'm fly."
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"You realize I'm probably gonna have to work the entire time we're down there."
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"Come on!"
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"J.D., have you seen my cute white linen shirt?"
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"Babe, I know that you're very proud that you've been working out, okay,"
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"but we're in a hospital, so button up."
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"It's sung for my country"
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"Excuse me, when you're done with that phone,"
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"- Really? - No."
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"Say, did you even bother to tell the babysitter"
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"Got enough sunscreen on there, Ted?"
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"I go through a tube about every three hours."
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"J.D.: What's that about?"
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"And then we saw where Todd got it from."
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"Earthquake!"
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"Plus, I'm a little light headed."
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"Let's go."
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"- Tiki time. - Yes."
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"There's a bathroom, like, right there."
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"Fine, Elliot."
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"Since you're not a strong swimmer,"
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"let's say we get really, really, really drunk and go later."
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"Darling, I distinctly remember telling you"
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"that I had to do some work down here."
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"Hey, meathead. I've got a present for you."
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"You're welcome. Go away."
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"We loved our hotel room,"
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"I can smell his freckles."
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"Good. Then we're done. Give me that."
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"She should have gotten the lipo."
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"It does hurt a little bit when I sit, though."
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"Hey, Gandhi. Here comes your better half."
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"No, don't you..."
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"Doesn't look any better going away, does it, Gandhi?"
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"I got two words for you guys, banana and hammock."
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"They got brothers on the money. Check it. Ha!"
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"It's all right, I'll push through it. Baby, look,"
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"Don't yell at me."
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"Hey, you..."
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"Like that new blue bikini I got. It really helps my eyes pop."
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"You told me you loved me. I told you I loved you back."
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"We both know how we feel about each other."
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"Oh, my God. Are you ever gonna stop working and have some fun?"
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"See, I knew darn well you were full of crap"
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"when you said you didn't care if I spent time with you."
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"J.D.: Elliot, where are you going?"
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"For what?"
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"I know I was supposed to drop Sam off in day-care,"
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"but the only other kid that was there was"
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"that creepy little girl with all the freckles."
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"Please don't give my son your prejudice of redheads."
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"They're God's mistakes, J.D., accept it."
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"You know what, let's not fight."
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"Because, Sammy, today is the seven-year anniversary"
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"of the first time your daddy and I ever kissed."
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"Distract her so you can run and get some flowers."
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