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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Halloween (S01E01)

"Settle."
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"I know, that is the worst. Please make them stop."
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"Who wants to have sex with a tree?"
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"All right, let me guess. You are dumpy Chuck Norris."
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"Thank you!"
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"No, no, don't touch the money! Ugh!"
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"none of you could catch me."
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"I'm 100% sure you'd be caught."
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"What's the most valuable thing in your office?"
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"I can steal the medal of valor from your office."
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"You have to do all of my paperwork tonight,"
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"You mean my job as an amazing Detective-slash-genius?"
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"guaranteed."
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"There's the robot I fell in love with."
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"Some guy dressed as the royal baby"
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"Ten."
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"But you know what I think?"
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"No, I think she's really mean."
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"I'm a Detective."
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"I will detect!"
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"Well, how am I supposed to get it into that garbage can?"
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"What does your skin taste like?"
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"Dina Lohan. I'm wearing her face lotion."
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"Hey!"
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"Thanks. Oh, look."
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"is locked in the cabinet."
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"I can't tell if that's hot or not."
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"Not hot."
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"Well, it sounds like costume duty is going great."
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"and onto a pencil, but on the other hand,"
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"Paperwork delivery."
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"Jake, you're the best."
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"He's had your number at every turn."
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"Well, not this day... Turn... time."
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"Sorry, I'm pretty sure I had a concussion back there."
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"Excuse me one second."
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"Just a normal janitor pushing trash around."
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"Yeah, I used to play with my uncle Bob"
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"He taught me how to shoot backgammon too."
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"Beware of the back draft. I'll be in your office."
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"Have it your way."
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"I'm gonna have to call you back."
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"Are you trying to jam pigeons into my air-conditioning vent"
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"to flush me out of my office?"
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"Get in the bag, you damn bird."
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"I'm winning, four-nothing."
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"you missed some awesome stuff."
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"about that astronaut."
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"but I'm sure he already knows,"
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"since he's always one step ahead of me."
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"Yeah, I'm not really sure that applies here, Gina."
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"He brought this on himself."
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"No, all the things that you think are bad"
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"The big kids egg you."
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"I don't really need it either."
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"Hey, Captain Holt,"
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"What... no!"
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"22.76."
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"Yeah, for you."
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"So."
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"I knew it!"
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"the side of the building with a blowtorch."
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"Captain."
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"of the man who defeated you?"
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"not only how good a Detective you are,"
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"Oh, the gray pigeons?"
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"Their only purpose was to draw you into the copy room"
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"I assumed that you use the same passcode for everything..."
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"It was at that point that I bumped into a girl"
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"'Sup?"
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"to take part in these kinds of things."
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"Charles awkwardly stuffed himself through your window"
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"with a rousing speech that would put Shakespeare to shame."
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"For too long,"
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"we defeat him!"
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"I'm impressed, Peralta."
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"Well done."
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"We found the title"
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""It's not your fault I was terrible""
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"is also one of your sex tapes."
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"Anyway."
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"We're all going to the bar, so get changed,"
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"Ah, Captain Holt. It is so nice to see you."
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"Yeah, you would've."
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"Oh, I didn't tell you."
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"for beating the crap out of ballerinas."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa!"
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"Sorry, sarge."
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"Ugh, Halloween is the worst."
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"Everyone's drunk, wearing a mask,"
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"and carrying a fake gun."
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"Plus all the girls think they have to dress sexy."
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"I passed a slutty tree on the way here."
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"Was it a maple?"
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"Was it a maple?"
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"Buon giorno, buon giorno."
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"Short for costume. Ah."
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"No, I'm... Dumpy Ron Weasley."
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"No."
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"You guys, stop it."
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"He put thought into his costume,"
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"and he is obviously Miranda from Sex and the City."
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"Guys, I'm Mario Batali!"
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"Ginger Prince of little Italy?"
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"Is he also a homeless troll doll?"
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"'Cause you look like a homeless troll doll."
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"Hey, sweet Batali costume, dude."
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"He bit a guy's butt off at a W.N.B.A. game."
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"Eric Stoltz from Mask."
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"I hope you're all well rested."
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"It's gonna be a busy night."
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"The holding cell's completely full."
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"I keep having to separate"
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"Hillary Clinton and Kim Jong-Un."
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"Hey... no! What would Bill say?"
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"We need two undercovers"
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"at the DeKalb street warehouse party."
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"Boyle, you're already in costume as, uh,"
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"Joy Behar?"
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"I'm Mario Batali."
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