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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - A New Cup (S02E02)

"Well, I have it till 9:00 and then you get it for two hours."
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"Our check for the phone Bill bounced."
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"that our account was short $2.79."
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"we now owe $60 and our phone and gas are gonna be cut off."
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"Stink."
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"You should have a guitar."
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"get into the shed and get the mower... do the lawn.""
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"He's with me. Why you get home so late, Gordon?""
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"You'd have to be deaf to hear that."
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"The new new zealand consulate newsletter is out."
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"In a few days' time, he'll return the money I invested"
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"one of the trusted things of today's society?"
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"Have you got any food here?"
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"Okay, we can order some."
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"Just fill out this."
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"I know it sounds good, but it's actually pretty dressing."
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"I'm just kidding. I would never hire..."
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"- Are you? - That was just 'cause you asked me in front of Sally."
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"Well, it's a story about a prostitute called Richard gere"
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"♪ I see you girls checking out the front of my trunks ♪"
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"♪ my sugarlumps ♪"
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"♪ sweet and white and highly refined ♪"
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"♪ sweet sugarlumps. ♪"
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"Hi, do you need a prostitute?"
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"Excuse me."
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"- no thanks. - Might this entice you?"
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"Do you want to swap for a while?"
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"He's a player, a night owl."
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"- What are you talking about? - $5."
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"What expression's on your face?"
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"Sad because we don't have any electricity,"
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"That's a weird expression."
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"or a mime troop. No stars.""
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"- It's got your picture there. - Yes."
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"The venue doesn't want you back"
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"It's a pretty big timeline."
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"And it's not a musical gig as such."
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"and that you've got a job if you want it."
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"That's already my job."
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"No, 'cause that's already my job. I do that job."
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"I was just calling to say..."
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"maybe about $40 a time?"
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"- What book? - Just a normal book."
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"Just a normal book... nondescript."
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"- Just a book I had. - Just a book."
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"I often have to wait for Jemaine to finish his..."
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"Oh and on behalf of Jemaine... he's prostituting himself at the moment..."
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"You can just go up and down on the keys. I don't use that."
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"He's going online, right?"
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"♪ oh no ♪"
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"especially during, okay? It puts me off."
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"- One or two minutes is... - do you want to do this or not?"
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"It's my policy for clients to have a shower."
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah yeah yeah."
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"We got a call of solicitation"
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"of prostitution at this location."
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"No no, I'm just the guy that wears the big condom."
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"jailhouse turkeys."
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"- What's that? - It's a cup."
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"What, a new cup?"
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"Yeah, I got a new cup. Do you like it?"
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"- We've got a cup. - Yeah, we've got one cup."
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"We needed two cups."
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"Why would we need two cups?"
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"So I can have a cup of tea at the same time as you."
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"- Bret, do you even pay any attention to the cup roster? - Your cup roster."
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"That means I can't drink a cup of tea between 7:00 and 9:00 pm."
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"Then I use it from 11:00 till 1:00."
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"You use it from 1:00 till 3:00."
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"Yeah, I have to wait till 1:00 if I want to have another cup."
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"And then we give the cup a rest."
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"It was only $2.79."
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"- $2.79? - Yeah, I thought it was quite good."
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"Okay, well, I just need a second to calm down."
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"It's all right, isn't it?"
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"I suppose."
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"Bret."
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"- Bret. - Mm-hmm?"
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"It says here on our bank statement"
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"How much was that cup again?"
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"$2.79."
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"Oh, that's quite interesting, isn't it?"
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"Well, because our check bounced,"
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"we got charged a $30 overdraft fee"
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"which made our gas Bill bounce."
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"Yeah, that's boring, man."
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"Ah. We got a letter from the electricity company."
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"What did it say?"
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"Didn't read it."
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"All right."
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"Nice dressing room."
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"Bret, where's your guitar?"
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"Hm?"
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"I sold it to pay the bills."
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"You can't go on like that."
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"Won't it sound weird just with the big guitar that Jemaine plays?"
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"The bass. It's called a bass."
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"Well, I call it the dad guitar, 'cause it's more like a..."
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""I'm your dad. Hey, Murray,"
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"You need Bret's mum guitar to add the beautiful tones."
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""Come on, now. Murray's okay."
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""I was having a few beers.""
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"It'll sound fine."
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"It won't sound fine, Bret. You've got no guitar."
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"How does it sound then?"
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"I can hardly hear it."
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"♪ the humans are dead... ♪"
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"♪ the humans are dead ♪"
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"♪ we used poisonous gases... ♪"
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"oh, good news."
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"- Oh, who cares? - You should care, Jemaine."
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"- Well, I don't. - Shall I read the music review section?"
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""Conchords crash and burn.""
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"Doesn't sound too good. "By Murray hewitt.""
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"- You wrote this? - "The flight of the conchords...""
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"- what? - "...have great potential,"
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"but last night, playing with only one guitar,"
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"the dad guitar or "bass" in muso terms,"
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"and one air guitar which was mimed,"
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