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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Ambergris (S04E04)

"I can't stop smelling this enigma of gross-great."
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"Is that what sex will be like?"
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"Uh, rent's not due, is it?"
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"Relax. I just stopped by to introduce you to my brother."
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"Brother? I didn't know you had a brother."
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"He's, uh, in town for a while."
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"His inheritance ran out."
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"So he'll be doing some of the landlording around here."
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"Keep him out of my hair, will you?"
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"Um, o-okay. Where is he?"
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"He's right, uh... Oh. Uh,"
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"oh, he might not want to come in."
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"- Felix, come here! - No!"
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"Felix... It looks gross!"
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"Please, Felix. It's okay to come in."
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"There you go. Hi, pal."
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"- Hi! Greetings! - I don't want to be here."
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"Shush. For all your landlording needs,"
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"Felix is your man."
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"Oh, uh, great. Well, did you get my messages about the bathroom?"
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"That I left you? For the last several months?"
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"Yes, I got them."
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"Well, uh, last week, the sink exploded."
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"And the hot water is brown."
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"Hot brown water? Felix loves hot brown water."
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"that you just were yammering on about."
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"Well, gotta go."
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"Okay, so do you want to call a..."
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"Plumber. Plumber. Of course, yes. Why?"
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"You know, I can just call him. I'm supposed to call him!"
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"Okay. Oh, my God."
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"Is it always like this? Does it always take this long?"
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"Is there always this much talking? What?"
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"Don't say anything else! I'm not getting roped"
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"into another hour-long discussion!"
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"I'll call your plumber! Good-bye!"
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"Rich people run funny."
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"Or it's their big, rich, golden wieners."
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"Guys, you know that lump we found on the beach?"
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"My name's Gene! No, the smelly lump."
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"His name's Gene!"
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"The other lump. It's called... ambergris."
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"Ambergris, aka beach garbage."
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""When a whale"
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""eats a squid, the sharp squid beak"
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"may irritate the whale's digestive system.""
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"Hey, whale, maybe stop eating sharp squid beak!"
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"What are you trying to do?! "When that happens,"
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""the whale's stomach coats the squid beak"
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"Like in sports? Boring whale sports."
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"I think "passes" means "poops out." Go on."
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"Ambergris is used in the production of high-end perfumes.""
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"People wear all sorts of animal poops we don't even know about!"
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"It's not poop at all. It's a waxy substance"
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"that whales secrete from... Whoa! You can eat it!"
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""King Charles II's favorite meal was ambergris and eggs.""
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"Our piece is bigger than that piece."
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"Wait, whoa, whoa, where is our piece?"
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"Where is it? Gene put it in Mom and Dad's bed."
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"Probably putting something gross in our bed."
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"I'm taking something gross out of your bed!"
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"Oh, good. Thanks, sweetie!"
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"If somebody wants this and has that much money,"
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"That can't possibly be right."
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"Slice me off a little nugget of that, will ya?"
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"I just want to rest it on my tongue. No way, Gene."
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"some other ambergris and eat that."
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"Yes! It's like instant gratification but later!"
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"Uhhhh... What, Tina?"
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"We can't sell it. What are you talking about?"
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"Ambergris is illegal to sell"
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"because whales are endangered. Oh, well."
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"for the whale crimes unit. Tina? No."
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"You're right. We can just ask Mom and Dad what to do with it."
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"They're pretty cool. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tina,"
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"you're not telling Mom or Dad or anybody, do you hear me?"
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"But it's illegal. Tina, sweetie..."
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"Yeah? Guess what? I got a secret."
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"Hmm? Okay. Okay, ready? You want to hear the secret?"
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"Tina, tell me the secret."
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"And good morning to you, partners in victimless crime."
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"What do you think the odds are that Felix will send"
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"a plumber today? Twenty-twenty!"
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"Wait, is that an odd?"
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"Speaking of odd, uh, yesterday, on the beach,"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"You're gonna blow our whole operation."
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"I'm sorry, Louise; I just wanted to get Mom and Dad's advice"
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"about whether we should tell Mom and Dad."
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"I mean, whales are endangered, so..."
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"Just-just find a whale to give your money to"
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"when this is all over, okay?"
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"Greetings, sisters."
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"Gene, what are you nibbling on? Is that a piece of the lump?"
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"Um, I'm protecting it. Give it to me."
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"Mm-mm... Give it to me..."
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"Mm-mm. You spit it out."
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"Mm-mm. Mm. You spit it out. Open up that craw!"
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"Mm-mm. Uh-uh. And spit it out!"
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"you use your share to buy more ambergris..."
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"I am like a goat!"
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"Who?"
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"Kids, what a nice surprise! Nice gig."
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"Uh-huh. Yep! Just push and pull."
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"Zahn. Steve Zahn."
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"Hey, Mickey, uh, can we talk to you in private for a second?"
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"Sure, sure, sure. Step into my office."
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"We're good. Mickey, what would you say if I told you"
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"Hold on. There's more. Oh, great."
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"So, there's this thing that comes out"
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"Okay, gang, I'm intrigued."
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"Good for you. I used to be a thumbsucker"
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"Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey!"
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"Come on, man. It's one last job."
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"This is the one I do and then I die or go to jail at the end."
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"This is the one you do and then you are golden."
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"Oh, okay. If I help, I'd get some kind of finder's fee, right?"
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"Maybe, like, uh... I don't know, ten percent?"
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"What?! I mean... yeah, sure."
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"I want to get a bunch of monkeys."
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