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Clips from The Jetsons - Uniblab (S01E01)

"F- I-R..."
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"E- D. E-D."
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"- Oh, thank you, Uniblab. - Make him finish out the week."
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"- Finish out the week. - Oh, good thinking."
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"Why pay him for nothing?"
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"Nice going, Uniblab. If there's one thing I admire..."
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"Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"Why, you... You Unifink."
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"All account of you, I'm fired. I've got a wife and two kids..."
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"...and 10 finance companies to support."
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"How do I pay my bills?"
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"Try your luck. Try your luck."
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"How do you like that monster? Not only does he get me fired..."
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"...but he wins my last paycheck."
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""Bet number 32 black," he says."
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"It wasn't even on the wheeI."
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"Oh, well. I'll just tell Jane the truth, that's all."
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"I'll say, "I've decided to terminate my position with Spacely Sprockets."
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"I feeI it's time I branched out into a more lucrative endeavor. ""
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"Oh, boy, that'd be great. Just great."
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"Surprise!"
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"- Congratulations! - What?"
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"- What is it? My birthday or something? - Oh, no, silly."
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"This isn't a birthday cake. Read what it says on the icing."
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""Congratulations to the new office supervisor. ""
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"Oh, gee. This is thoughtfuI of you all."
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"- I really don't deserve it. - We wanted Henry to be in on it too."
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"Yeah, and he helped us wire the cake."
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"Yes, sirree, Mr. Jetson."
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"...to be a big wheeI with the company, huh?"
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"- I'll never know. - What's that, dear?"
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"I said, "I'm in the dough. ""
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"You hear that, Judy? Bigger allowances."
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"Yeah, Pop. You're a brain!"
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"Oh, please, please. Don't use that word again, please."
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"Alrighty, everybody, ready?"
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"Congratulations to George"
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"Congratulations to George"
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"The new office supervisor"
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"Congratulations to George"
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"George, don't look so modest. You had it coming to you."
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"- Hand me the suds gun, Mr. Jetson. - Oh, sure."
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"So you got fired all on account of that Unipest character, huh?"
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"- That's what I call dirty pooI. - It's even dirtier, Henry."
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"I still haven't told my family. I'm nothing but a coward."
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"There's lots of other work around."
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"Why, I got a third cousin who's making out reaI well on Mars."
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"I don't think I could take Mars, Henry."
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"When you get to work, go right in and apologize to Mr. Spacely."
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"Apologize? I don't wanna crawI, Henry."
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"Well, who said anything about crawI?"
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"- He's bound to be touched. - Henry, I think it's worth a try."
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"I'll see Mr. Spacely first thing this morning."
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"Say, how do you like your wash job, Mr. Jetson?"
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"Wash job? Oh, very nice, Henry. Very, very nice."
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"- There's only one thing, though. - What's that?"
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"That's not my car."
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"...and I'll never call him names again."
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"Why, you big strata-jerk!"
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"It's vacuum heads like you who keep fuselage and fender shops in business!"
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"Come on out and face the music!"
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"Morning, Jetson. Nice day, isn't it?"
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"Mr... Mr. Spacely, I presume."
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"That's correct. Hope you're wearing your watch, Jetson..."
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"...because you have exactly five minutes..."
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"...to clean out your desk!"
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"Then I got my Ph. D. from MIT. MIT."
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"Drafted. Drafted. Promoted to second lieutenant. Lieutenant."
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"Best supervisor I've ever had."
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"Have a cigar. Have a cigar. Have a light. Have a light."
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"My boy, you're executive materiaI."
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"The board of directors are coming this morning, and you're gonna meet them."
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"- The top echelon. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"Everybody, work, work, work, work."
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"Long live Spacely. Long live Spacely."
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"Spacely."
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"Love him like a son. Like a son. Like a son."
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"We're going to miss you, George."
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"Well, you know the old saying, "That's the way the satellite bounces. ""
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"You're lucky to be leaving here. Did you hear his latest suggestion?"
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"Yeah. Imagine putting you back on a four-day week. The slave driver."
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"What does he think this is, the 20th century?"
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"Lunchtime. Lunchtime. Lunchtime."
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"Sorry, buster. I don't work here anymore."
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"Remember, that old crab Spacely gave me five minutes to clean out my desk?"
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"- Hey! - One minute is all it takes."
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"One minute is all it takes. Lunchtime. Lunchtime."
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"Unilube. Unilube."
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"Okay, okay! Put me down!"
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"I hope you get ulcers in your cyclotron."
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"- Hey, Mr. Jetson. - Henry, what are you doing here?"
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"I'm just on my lunch hour, sonny."
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"Say, let me play waiter."
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"I'll just add a smidgen of my speciaI spring tonic..."
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"...and whoopee!"
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"Tonic? But Unifink is supposed to get lubrication."
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"- You know, oiI. - Now, don't fret, sonny."
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"One guzzle of this, and he'll be oiled for life."
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"Well-oiled."
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"There's nothing like getting oiled, now, is there?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
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"Drink up, buddy. There's plenty more."
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"Next time, I'II let you try it on the rocks."
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"Now, where's this tax deduction of yours? This brain of brains?"
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"The board would like to see it."
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"Gentlemen, words won't do him justice."
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"- Then bring him in. - Uniblab."
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"Uniblab. Headquarters calling."
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"The board of directors are here."
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"You are being paged, happy boy."
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"Must have a short somewhere."
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"Let's show them what you know."
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"Latest Wall Street quotations, Uniblab."
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"Bottom of the third. Third."
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"Yankees, 6."
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"Detroit, 7."
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"Great sense of humor."
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"I said the stock market!"
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"Roulette. Roulette. Roulette."
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"Bet 32 black. Bet 32 black."
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