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Clips from The Jetsons - Uniblab (S01E01)

"I gotta look reaI sharp today."
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"Now, wait! Wait! For crying out... Hold it! Help!"
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"George, what's the matter?"
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"Take a look."
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"It's very funny. Look, Janey, honey..."
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"...I know you bought that Dress-O-Matic for my birthday, but it has got to go."
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"I've heard of short circuits, Pop..."
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"...but nobody will believe this."
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"Oh, you're lovely, George. That radiant complexion."
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"What's your secret?"
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"- Someone's at the door. - Yeah, I'll get it."
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"- Who's there? - Henry..."
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"Oh, good morning, Mrs. Jetson. I thought I heard some shouting."
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"Say, it's nice perfume you're wearing."
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"What do you call it?"
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"I call it an insult! That's what I call it!"
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"Well, now."
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"When's your birthday? I'll buy you a purse."
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"Good morning, Mr. Jetson."
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"My, this is your big little old day, isn't it?"
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"- I hope so. - Well, I think it's just wonderfuI."
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"You certainly deserve this promotion."
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"Thank you, Miss Gamma. I've waited a long time."
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"Say, isn't that funny?"
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"I smell perfume."
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"And it's not mine."
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"- Send up Jetson, Miss Gamma. - Yes, sir."
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"- Ready, Mr. Jetson? - Right."
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"Well, good luck."
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"Sorry, Jetson. I've been meaning to have that chair fixed."
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"Hey, it's some kind of a brain."
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"Very clever, Jetson."
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"This is the latest thing, a Uniblab."
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"...not including batteries."
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"Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Five billion."
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"I know it's a lot of money, but watch what it can do."
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"Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"You're not funny, Jetson."
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"Now, watch this. Uniblab, what's happening on the stock market?"
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"Sell AP&P. Sell AP&P."
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"Buy United Rocket. Buy United Rocket."
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"United Rocket, eh? You hear that, Jetson?"
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"Remind me to buy some United Rocket stock right after the coffee break."
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"One lump or two? One lump or two?"
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"- One lump or two? - I'll take it black."
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"- Your coffee, sir. - Thank you."
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"How about that, Jetson?"
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"Oh, why, it's marvelous, Mr. Spacely. It's sensationaI."
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"- Easier, sir? - Yes."
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"Hi, there. Congratulations, and I'm sure you're..."
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"Never fear, Jetson."
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"I haven't forgotten your years of loyalty and devotion..."
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"...to Spacely Sprockets. No, indeed."
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"I'm making you Uniblab's assistant."
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"- Keep him well-lubricated. - But, Mr. Spacely, I..."
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"Cut the gab. Cut the gab. Time is money. Time is money."
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"- Time is money. Time is money. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"Oh, congratulations, Mr. Jetson, on your new job."
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"- What new job? - Hey!"
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"Polish your nails on your own time. Polish your nails on your own time."
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"- Back to work. Back to work. - Well, of all things!"
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"Hi, Georgie, boy. How's it feeI to be supervisor?"
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"Meet Captain Bligh. He got the job."
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"- What the...? - Back to work. Back to work."
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"Oh, you must be kidding, George."
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"He looks like a refugee from a horror movie."
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"Hey, didn't I see you once on a shock theater?"
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"Hey, George! Tell him to put me down."
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"You're fired. You're fired. You're fired."
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"What a temper. At least you could've waited untiI he had his coffee break."
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"Hey, look what I found. A platinum dollar."
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"Today's my lucky day after all."
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"Lucky day. Lucky day. Lucky day."
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"Hit the jackpot. Jackpot. Jackpot overdue."
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"Overdue, huh? Okay, I'll give it a whirI."
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"Hit. Hit. Hit."
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"Mama needs new space boots."
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"C- H-U-M-P?"
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"Chump. Chump. Chump."
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"Why, you..."
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"Come on. Come on. Come on."
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"- You must be lined with sponges. - More. More. More."
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"Burp."
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"That was good. Time for fun. Time for fun. Fun. Fun."
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"Name your game. Name your game."
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"Jupiter gin. Jupiter gin."
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"Planet poker. Planet poker."
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"Five-card satellite. Five-card satellite."
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"But Mr. Spacely doesn't allow cards here. He hates them."
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"Spacely's a stupe. Stupe. Stupe."
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"Now you're talking, Uniblab."
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"That's the first reaI brain wave you've had."
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"Believe me, paI, not only is Spacely a stupe..."
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"You talk about pests. I mean, he's impossible."
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"Who do you think runs the business for him?"
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"Me, George Jetson, that's who. Besides that, he's a cheap..."
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"Well, now, where's my new supervisor?"
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"I'd like to see how he's doing."
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"Five trillion, 26 billion, by the third power. Power."
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"Look at him go. Too bad you don't have an IQ like that, eh, Jetson?"
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"- If you say so, sir. - What do you mean, "if I say so"?"
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"Well, frankly, Mr. Spacely, I think I'm just as qualified as..."
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"- What's wrong? - This is a recording. This is a recording."
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"Believe me, not only is Spacely a stupe..."
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"...but he's king of the old crabs."
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"Talk about pests. I mean, he's impossible."
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"Who do you think runs the business for him?"
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"Me, George Jetson, that's who."
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"- Jetson! - Sir, I..."
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"It was all a mistake. It was a mistake."
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"I was trying out for the company play..."
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"...Spacely's Follies. Oh, you'II love it."
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"We are the happy Spacely employees"
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"Playback. Playback. Playback."
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"He's impossible. Who do you think runs the business for him?"
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"- Me, George Jetson... - Cut! Cut!"
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"Company play, Jetson? You know what this means?"
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"- No Christmas bonus? - You're fired!"
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"F- I-R..."
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