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Clips from Letterkenny - Rave (S01E01)

"(CHATTERING)"
Letterkenny
"Oh, I see him. That's some drunk evolution right there, bud."
Letterkenny
"You gotta wonder what two Christ‐made miscreants mated to make that."
Letterkenny
"It's almost not worth thinkin' about."
Letterkenny
"Do I just reach for him? That's a better idea than going in head first."
Letterkenny
"Put him where? Under my boot."
Letterkenny
"(GLEN SIGHS) Boys, just do your best not to make too big a mess, all right?"
Letterkenny
"And I'm sorry again about all this heat."
Letterkenny
"Whoo‐hoo!"
Letterkenny
"Oh, for fuck‐sakes."
Letterkenny
"(CHATTERING) (THUD)"
Letterkenny
"You wish there was a Pied Piper for possums,"
Letterkenny
"but there isn't, so you're gonna have to just keep pickin' 'em off with the .22."
Letterkenny
"Buckle up 'cause they're fuckin' ugly."
Letterkenny
"Of course, that's not to say I have it all my damn self."
Letterkenny
"Is that a herpe on your hand, Daryl?"
Letterkenny
"Did you pay a little extra to go all the way with a ripper in the back room again?"
Letterkenny
"Got a little trouser trauma?"
Letterkenny
"Was she fun or was she fungal?"
Letterkenny
"(LAUGHS) Hey, guess what?"
Letterkenny
"A guy's girlfriend is having a hard time parking the car, right?"
Letterkenny
"He says, "You should get tested.""
Letterkenny
"She says, "Well no, I'm not so bad at driving.""
Letterkenny
"He says, "No, I have chlamydia.""
Letterkenny
"Is that a bite?"
Letterkenny
"He gave her his peas, she gave him herpes."
Letterkenny
"A possum? WAYNE: That's right."
Letterkenny
"No, rabies is serious. It attacks the central nervous system."
Letterkenny
"WAYNE: Well, I can't take him to the clinic."
Letterkenny
"I gotta do an ice run for the jamboree this week."
Letterkenny
"KATY: Oh, Christ."
Letterkenny
"Well, Daryl, we're gonna have to take your van."
Letterkenny
"Oh, yeah? Where's your nut sack boyfriend's today, Katy?"
Letterkenny
"They're at an away game against the Natives."
Letterkenny
"Oh, I bet they're looking forward to playing those tough pricks."
Letterkenny
"(SIGHS)"
Letterkenny
"It was kind of you and Angie's thing."
Letterkenny
"No sense sittin' on my hands."
Letterkenny
"Time to find a new dance partner."
Letterkenny
"All right, Daryl. Pitter‐patter."
Letterkenny
"It's 'cause they only sleep in snatches."
Letterkenny
"Oh, looks like a bad case of the Native flu, bro."
Letterkenny
"What's the Native flu? You're an idiot."
Letterkenny
"So another way to say someone is chicken‐shit to play them"
Letterkenny
"is to say they have the Native flu."
Letterkenny
"Keep those fucking bags up, schmelt."
Letterkenny
"Good and you? Not so bad."
Letterkenny
"This isn't all for you, is it? It sure is."
Letterkenny
"If we ever get it there."
Letterkenny
"We've all been watching you and Angie dance for so long thinking"
Letterkenny
"when's it gonna be our turns? Oh, yeah?"
Letterkenny
"You used to move her body around like it didn't weigh a feather."
Letterkenny
"Well, you know, I think I got about a dozen baker's dozen here"
Letterkenny
"Oh, yeah, I'll scan them. Okay."
Letterkenny
"It's broken."
Letterkenny
"(KATY SIGHS)"
Letterkenny
"Okay, sit down. (DARYL BREATHING HEAVILY)"
Letterkenny
"Stewart?"
Letterkenny
"Katy?"
Letterkenny
"You look grisly."
Letterkenny
"But I can't quite see you right now."
Letterkenny
"What's wrong with you? Meth?"
Letterkenny
"(LAUGHS) I don't know what you're talking about."
Letterkenny
"(SCOFFS)"
Letterkenny
"I use to charm you?"
Letterkenny
"Wrong takeaway."
Letterkenny
"You know, you're not a fuckin' idiot."
Letterkenny
"You could turn it around if you wanted to."
Letterkenny
"You know, I remember sneaking into your parties when I was 15,"
Letterkenny
"All your own music."
Letterkenny
"I was really impressed."
Letterkenny
"(STRUGGLING)"
Letterkenny
"And yeah."
Letterkenny
"McMurray, how're ya now? Not so bad, and you?"
Letterkenny
"Not so bad. I see you back to the jamboree, now."
Letterkenny
"A few weeks off there. Oh, you noticed."
Letterkenny
"Well, it's hard not to notice all that Scottish tartan plaid you seem to enjoy so much."
Letterkenny
"Okay. My sister Bonnie is back from college,"
Letterkenny
"and she's a damn fine woman."
Letterkenny
"Oh, yeah. I just seen her down at the dollar store, there."
Letterkenny
"I mean, last time I seen her last she was in a kind of a DIY maxi dress,"
Letterkenny
"but she may have added a crochet pattern sweater on account of the breeze."
Letterkenny
"Maybe autumn foliage or an Algonquin green?"
Letterkenny
"Okay."
Letterkenny
"I think she'd be a damn fine match for you, Wayne."
Letterkenny
"You know, 'cause of Angie and all."
Letterkenny
"She's a lovely girl."
Letterkenny
"(GURGLES)"
Letterkenny
"No, you go ahead. That is if you..."
Letterkenny
"But you started, you mind finishing?"
Letterkenny
"Oh, it's just, was gonna say the space, looks,"
Letterkenny
"Run pretty good."
Letterkenny
"It's a good box of ice. Yeah. Yeah, good to see you. Have a good one."
Letterkenny
"Hey, wait."
Letterkenny
"You save her dance now, eh, big boy?"
Letterkenny
"Good enough, McMurray."
Letterkenny
"Atta boy."
Letterkenny
"I think so, I don't know, I don't know."
Letterkenny
"I'm going back to the turntables."
Letterkenny
"DEVON: Oh, okay, okay, uh..."
Letterkenny
"But first, can you... Let's just try..."
Letterkenny
"I need you guys to tell everyone you know"
Letterkenny
"DJ Pimpy Longstockings, DJ Peter Blumpkin,"
Letterkenny
"DJ White Power Nap, DJ White Power Bottom."
Letterkenny
"I've quit the meth business."
Letterkenny
"I'll post it on my fuckin' Facebook."
Letterkenny
"And you guys will post it"
Letterkenny
"Not my forte."
Letterkenny
"What are you doing?"
Letterkenny
"Well, I think it's pretty obvious"
Letterkenny
"Although, that one's a straw bale."
Letterkenny
"Well, pick up your fuckin' phone. McMurray's been trying to reach you all day."
Letterkenny
"(CLEARS THROAT) McMurray. At least I was yesterday!"
Letterkenny
"How're ya now? Not so bad and you?"
Letterkenny
"Not so bad."
Letterkenny
"The Ag Hall's been booked up."
Letterkenny
"That's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and guess what else?"
Letterkenny
"Sunday. What for?"
Letterkenny
"Uh, Stewart. He's throwing a rave."
Letterkenny
"Said something about a glow stick Segway saunter"
Letterkenny
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