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Clips from Letterkenny - Rave (S01E01)

"Y'all might want to think about doing the same thing,"
Letterkenny
"I'm faced with a similar conundrum."
Letterkenny
"Right over there."
Letterkenny
"I think it's pronounced new‐cue‐lar."
Letterkenny
"(SIGHS) I found one playing possum one time,"
Letterkenny
"Wayne, think about the swear jar."
Letterkenny
"In this heat? That is rich and it's funny."
Letterkenny
"Let's take about 20% off 'er up there, all right?"
Letterkenny
"and go like a hot damn."
Letterkenny
"Ow."
Letterkenny
"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
Letterkenny
"WAYNE: No, I don't think he'd make that mistake twice."
Letterkenny
"The guy takes a hooker out for supper."
Letterkenny
"Daryl, what happened?"
Letterkenny
"Did something bite you? WAYNE: A possum."
Letterkenny
"(VOMITS)"
Letterkenny
"If he gets puke between the floor boards it ain't coming out."
Letterkenny
"Christ."
Letterkenny
"JONESY: Hey, wait a minute. We're..."
Letterkenny
"We're missing two schmelts."
Letterkenny
"Where are Deetzy and Burnsy?"
Letterkenny
"Wayne. Bonnie, how are you now?"
Letterkenny
"Save me a dance? Yup, sure."
Letterkenny
"Thank you. I've always wanted to dance with you, Wayne. Oh, yeah?"
Letterkenny
"Oh."
Letterkenny
"You're not a teenager anymore. It's not charming."
Letterkenny
"Guess those days are over, though."
Letterkenny
"All right, Dairy, let's go."
Letterkenny
"I wanted to talk about something important."
Letterkenny
"looks nice and clean without the..."
Letterkenny
"Yup."
Letterkenny
"(SUCKING)"
Letterkenny
"Uh, can you taste this? No."
Letterkenny
"Hmm? Back to the ones and twos."
Letterkenny
"DEVON: For what?"
Letterkenny
"To become a superstar DJ."
Letterkenny
"No."
Letterkenny
"and I will be spinning under all of my aliases."
Letterkenny
"But Menergy Spa is still like, a thing though, right?"
Letterkenny
"Well, how are you going to get people to come?"
Letterkenny
"Christ, Katy, put some fuckin' clothes on."
Letterkenny
"Listen, Wayne. I've gotta cancel the Jamboree here."
Letterkenny
"For the whole week? Yes, sir."
Letterkenny
"Not for fuckin' raves."
Letterkenny
"(PHONE RINGS)"
Letterkenny
"I don't know where I am."
Letterkenny
"Oh, boo fuckin' hoo, big shootsy‐wootsy."
Letterkenny
"Nabbing that possum was kind of a thrill."
Letterkenny
"Over and out."
Letterkenny
"TANIS: Look at this bowl of fruit salad. You want a taste, Tanis?"
Letterkenny
"Ooh, better watch that bark there. Boy might get bit."
Letterkenny
"Well, it's either that or you're all tweaking down that meth town you come from."
Letterkenny
"What did you say? Everyone knows Letterkenny has gone to meth."
Letterkenny
"A little three‐on‐twoskie?"
Letterkenny
"You won't make it that far, slugger."
Letterkenny
"A little fuck me, fuck you. Free nose jobs."
Letterkenny
"Devon, we're missing $2000."
Letterkenny
"(MUMBLING) He'll fix everything..."
Letterkenny
"Aurora Borealis‐themed Salvador Dali drug orgy"
Letterkenny
"with shamans."
Letterkenny
"(STAMMERING) But that's a lot of money."
Letterkenny
"No time, I gotta go."
Letterkenny
"Had close to 30 shits, though."
Letterkenny
"Got a skunk sleeping underneath us, right now."
Letterkenny
"No way. Oh, yeah."
Letterkenny
"That or their brothers and sisters which is even more inappropriate."
Letterkenny
"(GAIL FARTING) Oh."
Letterkenny
"We need the meth."
Letterkenny
"I officially move to boycott Stewart's rave,"
Letterkenny
"You look better."
Letterkenny
"Um."
Letterkenny
"Criss Angel mind‐freak‐ looking‐motherfucker."
Letterkenny
"What are you thinking holding a rave at the Ag Hall?"
Letterkenny
"Or even upstairs at the arena?"
Letterkenny
"Bi‐weekly!"
Letterkenny
"I'll do my best to make it down, Stewart."
Letterkenny
"What? There's gonna be MDMA at the Ag Hall?"
Letterkenny
"(CLEARS THROAT)"
Letterkenny
"I truly hope to see you there."
Letterkenny
"Fuck!"
Letterkenny
"You never looked so good."
Letterkenny
"(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)"
Letterkenny
"DARYL: Hey."
Letterkenny
"(ANIMAL CHATTERING)"
Letterkenny
"Christ. McMurray."
Letterkenny
"(ANIMAL CHATTERING)"
Letterkenny
"It's off."
Letterkenny
"(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)"
Letterkenny
"A bit of fuss down at the church the other day."
Letterkenny
"Glen. GLEN: Wayne."
Letterkenny
"How are you now? GLEN: Good, and you?"
Letterkenny
"Oh, not so bad."
Letterkenny
"Ooh, look what you brought with you."
Letterkenny
"Hello, Daryl. Oh, fuck."
Letterkenny
"Wayne, it's humid. It's the humidity."
Letterkenny
"Nope. It's not so bad. What's the fuss?"
Letterkenny
"It seems some kinda rodent's made his home over there."
Letterkenny
"I have not seen him, but I sure can smell him. (CHUCKLES)"
Letterkenny
"(ANIMAL CHATTERING) Hum."
Letterkenny
"It's a possum. GLEN: Hmm."
Letterkenny
"DARYL: Possum. WAYNE: That's right."
Letterkenny
"Do you wanna know what? I'd reach into a pirate hooker's chamber pot"
Letterkenny
"before I'd reach in there. And I'm going to tell ya."
Letterkenny
"Possums are immune to snake venom."
Letterkenny
"They could probably survive a nuclear blast."
Letterkenny
"They're mutants. They have forked fuckin' penises."
Letterkenny
"We should all be so lucky."
Letterkenny
"They do this thing called 'Playing Possum'"
Letterkenny
"where they appear dead and emit a death stink from their butt holes, fuck."
Letterkenny
"and fucked a hen right in front of her chicks."
Letterkenny
"All right, let me take peek see? Pitter‐patter."
Letterkenny
"Always had a skilled hand in wrangling vermin."
Letterkenny
"Thank you, Daryl. And that doesn't surprise me."
Letterkenny
"No sweat. (GLEN LAUGHS) No sweat?"
Letterkenny
"I'll hold it for you. You crawl up in there, no one gets dirty."
Letterkenny
"Glen? Glen? Yes."
Letterkenny
"Now, you wanna have an eye because he'll come out meaner and spit"
Letterkenny
"Is he likely to bite? Is a duck's ass watertight?"
Letterkenny
"Get ready to give him the size nine's if he jukes by me."
Letterkenny
"How be I give him the size twelve and a halfs instead?"
Letterkenny
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