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Clips from Scrubs - My Cabbage (S05E05)

"That's Keith? That kid's the best intern we've got."
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"and convert to Keith-stianity. And FYI, I still want my pen back."
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"- Oh, I don't have it. - You better find it, nubile one."
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"And when you do, I want it buffed, shined and de-nerdified."
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"[Whistles] You think that's funny? This isn't over."
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"- Turk, I did not lose it. You did. - I don't lose things."
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"Please, you lose everything. Sometimes I worry what you'll be like as a dad."
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"We're on our way back right now."
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"Junior and I just went to pick up a pumpkin."
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"Look, somebody left a baby here."
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"- Well, he is kind of cute. - Phew!"
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"- Our baby's first bath. - Oh, watch the head."
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"[Cheering]"
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"What?! Come on! That was intentional!"
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"- Charge the mound, son! - [Both] Charge the mound!"
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"We are so damn proud of you, son."
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"My little valedictorian."
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"- Ah! - [Splatting]"
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"[Sobbing] Put him back together, baby! No!"
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"Mom? Dad?"
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"Son? Son?"
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"Get over here, boy! You come and you give your father a hug!"
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"You all right? You were gone for a long time."
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"You're gonna be an awful father!"
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"[J.D.] And now to take care of my boy."
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"Cabbage is back!"
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"Gang, I should've made it clear earlier."
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"The suspension policy begins today at 4pm. So my apologies to Cabbage."
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"- That's OK, Dr. D. - You get in there!"
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"Let me explain something to you."
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"I treat each and every one of you like unique individuals, OK?"
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"Take Gloria, for example. The woman's 400 years old."
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"She needs to sleep a lot. I work around that schedule."
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"Wolfman's got to be home by daybreak, so he does all his work come nightfall."
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"How come I don't get a nickname?"
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"Not everyone's last name lends itself to a nickname, Keith."
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"My last name is Dudemeister."
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"And what am I supposed to do with that, OK? I'm not a magician."
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"Patricia, it's been a real pleasure having you here at Sacred Heart,"
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"and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us."
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"I'm not implying that you'll get ill,"
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"it's just that you're old and chances are good..."
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"It's all right. I know what you meant."
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"Damn it, Sanchez. I told you Dorian's in room 136. This is..."
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"136. I was wrong."
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"I apologize, Sanchez. You were right, as always."
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"What?"
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"[Cox] Hey, Newbie!"
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"Now we're even."
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"But answer me this one question, will ya, please?"
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"Those are beautiful antlers."
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"Huh? Why is that screw-up still here?"
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"And you're done."
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"So you accidentally drummed your friend out of here"
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"because you were trying to 86 The Dudemeister?"
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"That nickname will never stick. It's too long."
Scrubs
"Think back on all those mistakes that your interns made"
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"and tell me this: Who made them?"
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"I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at here."
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"Don't worry. You're gonna feel much better once I insert this suppository."
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"Yeah, you do."
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"[J.D.] OK, this sucks. But at least I didn't forge a note from a dead father."
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"You guys ready?"
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"All right, Elliot, begin."
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""My dearest Eric."
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"It is my wish for you that you finally find a good woman...""
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"I'm gay."
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""...so that she might find you a man...""
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"Dad didn't know I was gay."
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""...so that he might find you a woman.""
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"Also little furniture. Don't know where he got that."
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"Sure the hell didn't make it. He didn't have the time."
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""Make sure you clean out the gutters at the lake house"
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"so the front porch doesn't flood"?"
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"Ours is better than that."
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"Well, it's done. I had him stuffed."
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"Terrific."
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"Wow, that was impressive, my friend. You're free to fly."
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"Farewell, Sanchez."
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"[Speaking Spanish]"
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"[J.D.] Time to give Keith a little treat."
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"Hey, Todd. My buddy, Keith, here says you're no good at rat-tailing."
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"Oh, really?"
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"There! Tell him I'm good."
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"Oh, he's good, Keith. Really good."
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"Thanks for the warning."
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"Hey, Dr. Dorian."
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"Look, you're not progressing as fast as the other interns,"
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"I know what you're gonna say. I really am suspended for two weeks."
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"But I promise I'll do much better when I come back."
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"Yeah, about coming back..."
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"Like going through a horrible experience with a friend"
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"reminds you of how much you missed hanging out."
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""A woman to find a man"
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"to find a woman.""
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"- Ahem. - [Phone ringing]"
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"Incoming call from Elliot Reid?"
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"You're on speed dial, baby."
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"Ah!"
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"- What's up? - What's up?"
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"- What you doing? - What are you doing?"
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"What you doing?"
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"I was just lucky to get rid of him before he really hurt someone."
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"You've always been really nice to me and I wanted to say thanks and goodbye."
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"Sanchez appears to be flying, sir."
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"[# Coldplay: Fix You]"
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"Don't care."
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"No!"
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"And do you know how quickly infection spreads in a hospital?"
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"# I'm no Superman #"
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"[Sighs]"
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"Hey, look, my blood."
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"Yeah, but I decided to just put a couple emergency numbers on here."
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"You didn't switch out old numbers into the new phone?"
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"Bethany, focus."
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"Ah!"
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"[J.D.] Dr. Cox was right. Things do happen for a reason."
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"Excuse me for a sec."
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