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Clips from The O.C. - The Homecoming (S01E01)

"How come you didn't tell me about your mom?"
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"- You're gonna put this on me too? - I didn't put anything on you."
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"- I shouldn't have brought you. - You're not doing it alone."
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"- Ryan! - This is not a conversation."
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"You lied to me."
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"Oh, way to take charge, Cohen."
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"No."
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"This is happening."
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"Wait. What do you mean, this is happening?"
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"Yes, it can. It just was. I was just expressing awe and delight..."
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"...which now will be replaced with a severe bruise on my ass."
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"No, actually, I think that it's best, then..."
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"Also, my mom's cooking and that's something that nobody should witness."
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"And it's very tense, so stay here where the relaxation is. I'll be back."
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"This is your fault. You let her go with Ryan."
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"- I had no idea she was doing this. - Well, that's encouraging."
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"- What sort of father are you? - You're not serious."
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"I may be a lot of things, but never a bad parent."
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"- Destroyer of the environment. - Tyrannical land baron."
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"Stay out of this. I don't even know what you're doing here."
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"Oh, she's our guest. Unlike some people."
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"Oh, so suddenly you have standards about who comes here."
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"- What does that mean? - She wouldn't be in Chino..."
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"...if she hadn't met him."
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"Or the irresponsible parent trying to get laid on Thanksgiving."
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"- Excuse me? - Sorry, heat of passion."
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"- People, please. Feel free to share. - Does anyone want another drink?"
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"- Seth! Run out to the pool house... - Can't talk, gotta go."
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"I think it's his lack of opposable thumbs that give me a certain advantage."
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"Well, you left me alone for so long, I guess I was going a little crazy."
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"Captain Oats is a sore loser anyway."
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"Yes, it is rather balmy."
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"I was never a fan of it. My mom picked it out, I was like..."
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"- I got it. - Pull on this side..."
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"- Don't worry, I got it. - But that's where my head..."
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"Two?"
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"Yeah, the first one was from cooking."
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"Sweet potatoes just aren't as sweet as they used to be."
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"What was that, Captain Oats? He wants a rematch. Do that."
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"Do you want a rematch?"
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"Back so soon? Because I was just..."
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"This is a hot ride, I'll tell you that."
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"...because he's such a stupid son of a bitch."
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"- Yeah, well, what do you think? - What, huh? What do I think about what?"
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"- That's what he told me. - You fellas hear that?"
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"I been waiting six months for this, and there's something called interest."
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"- I don't have anything. - Well, interest needs to be paid! All right?"
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"Get him! Get him!"
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"- What the hell are you doing? - I followed you."
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"The only thing I know about her is she likes the Cowboys!"
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"- I have my work, you know that. - And don't act so innocent."
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"I know, Dad, but I didn't plan on this happening."
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"She's adorable. But Summer is..."
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"Be a man. Tell Anna you like Summer."
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"Right you are. Except, well..."
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"Something's burning."
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"Guys, I hate to interrupt you, but there's..."
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"- Oh, that is one toasted bird. - Come on, Mom."
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"- Where are the takeout menus? - Is everything okay?"
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"- Summer? - Anna?"
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"- Seth? - Seth?"
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"Holy awkward. This is weird. I wanna explain everything to you guys..."
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"- I kissed you. - I know."
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"- I kissed you. - Also true."
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"I always knew you were a late bloomer."
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"- Nice. - That was awkward. Finally she's gone."
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"The car's delivered, the debt's paid."
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"I also know that no one else would've done this for me."
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"- Well, I'll come by to see you. - Don't."
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"Well, you should jet. You got people waiting for you."
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"I guess I never realized that when you left, you left people behind."
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"You won't have to..."
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"So we should watch a game sometime."
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"Yeah, yeah. I'd like... I don't know if I'm..."
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"That was good."
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"- Why didn't you tell me you were going? - Julie. It's Thanksgiving."
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"Hey, man. What are you doing?"
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"I figured I'd just end up here anyway, so I cut out the middleman."
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"So can we sit with you and Captain Oats?"
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"Yeah. Please."
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"Hey, nothing says Thanksgiving like mushu pork. Thanks."
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"Goodbye."
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"- So Chino was... - It's good to be home."
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"- No one there is as funny as you. - So we finally agree I'm the funny one."
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"What have you two been doing?"
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"Okay. He was hoping I could visit him."
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"So are you gonna go?"
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"- I'm well aware. - Well, isn't that weird for you?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Hey."
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"Yeah, well, she's trying to stay on my good side these days."
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"Well, while I'm here, maybe we should talk."
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"You gotta leave me behind. Leave all this behind."
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"- So, what am I supposed to do? - Set the table."
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"Right. Great. Jimmy, Rachel. Hey, why don't you both have a seat."
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"You're just gonna ask for my stupid brother?"
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"- Ryan did musicals? - He quit when we got to high school."
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"- How you been? - You know. Not so good."
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"If by "we" you're referring to yourself, then somebody violated the pact."
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"You're passing me up for beans."
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"I guess I didn't know him at all."
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"Ryan has sea-monkeys? I love those things!"
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"I mean, not... You're very attractive. For a dad."
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"You know what? There's few things as therapeutic as peeling a potato. I'm sorry."
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"- Julie. - Jimmy."
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"- Let me get in there, do some flipping. - No. Seth really likes corn."
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"- You want company? - No, it's okay."
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"No, no, no, Cohen!"
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"Don't expect that to happen very often."
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"So that was Chino."
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"...Snoopy."
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"That's extremely minty of you."
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"Mom, you're uncomfortably close to the corn right now."
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"That I have to drop off at some chop shop to pay back a debt."
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"Or we could just eat here. You don't mind, do you, Kiki?"
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"Hard to believe your brother could pull it off..."
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"- He's a white-collar criminal. - But a nice one."
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"And, you know..."
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"What is up with this shirt, Cohen? Is it, like, childproof?"
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"We grew up together. I was the girl next door."
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