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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Hurt Locker (S08E08)

"I'll go get my keyboard."
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"Here's your jersey. It's been in my car for nine weeks."
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"It's listened to a lot of NPR."
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"LOUISE: N-P-U."
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"Do you have cleats and shin guards?"
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"Uh, we don't have any of those things."
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"Of course not. (Sighs)"
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"If you want, you can borrow my Grishams."
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"Oh, good. I don't feel like an orphan"
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"who stumbled onto the field at all."
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"- Why is that guy looking at me so much? - Brag."
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"- So, you coaching today? - Oh, I forgot to tell you,"
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"- you're coaching today. - Me? Oh-oh, no."
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"Suzy's dad is normally the coach, but Suzy's on vacation,"
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"so he's on vacation, too."
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"And you kind of owe it to us for being M.I.A."
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"- the whole season. - W-W-Wait, sorry."
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"I can't coach. Can anyone else do it?"
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"Maybe someone who's been here or knows anything about soccer?"
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"- Like you? - No. I set up the goals."
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"Plus... Ow. Ow, ow! My hand."
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"- Bob's coaching. - What?!"
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"- Congrats, Coach. - Oh, come on."
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"Dad... (echoing Bob) you might not hate"
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"- How bad can it be? - Coach, will you fix my ponytail?"
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"- Can you fix them? - Coach, I can't be goalie."
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"- with my mom or my dad? - Help!"
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"Yeah, a little help over here... look at him."
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"You're doing great, Dad."
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"There isn't even anything written on this clipboard."
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"Hey, Coach, um, aren't you gonna get us"
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"Right, uh, why don't you guys, um,"
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"You probably have a lot of offers, but..."
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"- Doesn't matter. Leave it. - Roger that."
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"Whoa. I kinda want their autographs."
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"Hey, there, I'm Christy, coach of the Blue Dragons."
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"- Ow, my hand hurts. - I know."
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"- Yeah. - Look, I just wanted to wish you good luck."
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"W-Wait, what? What does that mean?"
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"You know, I am glad you're here, Louise."
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"I wondered why you never came to practices or games,"
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"but honestly I'm scared of you, and I did not."
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"(groans) Yup. Love soccer."
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"ALL: ♪ Till we meet again. ♪"
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"What are you doing out in the wild?"
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"Hello, Gene. I was just going for a walk."
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"Needed to blow off some steam."
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"Gene, you want to introduce us to your lady friend?"
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"This is Ms. Merkin, the music teacher from school."
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"We call her Twerkin' Merkin."
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"Ugh, that little jingleberry?"
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"(whistle blowing)"
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"BOB: Oh, the game's starting."
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"Louise, go that way. Other girl, go that way."
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"Guys, you're all standing in a clump right next to each other."
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"It's so different from what the other team is doing."
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"- (whistle blows) - MAN: Come on, play the ball!"
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"Little slow? That was so fast."
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"Did we start?"
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"That's all right, girls. Keep hustling!"
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"Coach, uh, one thought. Maybe we should have"
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"someone in goal. I don't know, just sayin'."
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"Uh, yeah, yeah. Good idea, Tina."
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"Hey, someone get in goal. No, just one!"
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"What should I play next?"
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"that's coming to the community theater..."
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"- Oh, I love the soundtrack. - Me, too."
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"TSA's the best musical about a government agency ever written!"
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"All right! "Female Pat Down.""
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"(muttering)"
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"Wow, you're remembering the crap out of that song."
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"'Cause it seems like you're all allergic to the ball."
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"doing trash talk... good job."
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"MARA: Is it... still on?"
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"Yeah, I mean, don't, don't look at it for a while."
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"- But it... - MARA: Ow..."
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"You've probably always had that soccer ball pattern"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Parents make their kids do this for a reason ♪"
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"♪ Is it 'cause they hate their children? ♪"
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"Aw, why not keep playing this one?"
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"Everyone loves it."
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"- Well, I don't love it, okay?! - (piano clangs)"
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"I've been playing piano for the community theater's"
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"production of TSA."
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"So I quit, and I'm never going back."
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"Well, it's my Jo... I don't... Who is... Who is he?"
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"7-0. Close game."
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"End of the first quarter."
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"- Yeah. - Not what I was hoping for."
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"Only three more goals"
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"Wait, like the game would be over over?"
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"Definitely don't want that to happen."
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"Mm-Kay."
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"to Supreme Extreme Champions town."
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"So I guess we just keep doing what we're doing?"
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"Let's just be a little discreet about this?"
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"Me be discreet... You be discreet."
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"- BOB: Yes! - LOUISE: Yes!"
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"Yeah, we-we'll get 'em. We-We'll get 'em."
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"Why?!"
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"It's hard to explain, Louise."
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"Why does anyone steal the ball from anyone?"
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"Yeah, I just don't want to lose, you know?"
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"- And go home so soon. - Hey, Coach."
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"Really sorry this game might be over so quickly."
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"It's just hard to get my girls to ease up."
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"(chuckles) It's like telling a shark"
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"- Right, right, right, yeah. - And we're so strong."
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"Is there a problem here? Hey, lady coach,"
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"why don't you go dribble something, huh?"
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"Keep telling yourself that, sweetheart."
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"I can't believe you quit TSA: The Musical."
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"What are you gonna do now, just teach music to kids? Yuck."
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"(gasps) They're doing the show to a recording?"
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"That's Off-Broadway blasphemy."
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"I'm not ready."
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"Guys, I don't want to crash your manager meeting,"
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"but I was wondering if I could just shadow Gene, maybe? Sit in?"
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"- Sure, sure. - But, Mom,"
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