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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Hurt Locker (S08E08)

"And the fact that we both hate this?"
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"want to finish the game, too."
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"They are brave."
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"I mean, the-the grass court."
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"- What are we, farmers? - I think it's "field," Coach."
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"- Anyway... - (whistle blows)"
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"- Little late, huh? - Shh."
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"I do slap stuff and people."
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"run stuff by me first, before you say it out loud?"
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"(whistle blows)"
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"- Oh, no! - Oh, no."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"(shouts)"
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"(grunts)"
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"I've got it!"
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"Wow, that hurt my foot."
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"Hey! (Scoffs)"
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"- Stop throwing grass. - You stop it."
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"You guys, get it together."
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"Uh, Gold Dragons?"
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"- The ball? - The ball?"
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"(gasps) Kick it?"
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"Guys, that's kind of distracting."
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"We didn't get shutouted!"
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"I'm actually coaching!"
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"Sami, you should live"
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"That one moment when you were good at it."
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"but we can't let two veterans of the stage fight..."
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"Literally. She's older than dirt."
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"or the Twisted Sisters."
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"Oh, Sheila, I'm sorry if I was late on a couple cues."
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""If You See Something, Sing Something"?"
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"BOB: Honestly, leaving you two alone,"
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"I thought it would be way worse."
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"- Is that good? - I don't know sports or math."
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"- Oh, yeah, maybe not. - Oh, no."
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"I frickin' love you, man."
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"Aw, you guys were having so much fun,"
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"No, the fire department says we're not supposed"
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"to go upstairs... Oh, they're gone."
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"♪ If you see something, sing something ♪"
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"♪ Let your voices ring if you see a-something strange ♪"
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"♪ I see something suspicious ♪"
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"GENE: Uh-oh."
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"Ah! Dad! They're showing a commercial for the marathon!"
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"body-slammin', thank you ma'am-in'"
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"ten straight hours of Supreme Extreme Champions!"
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"- Ten hours is almost not enough. - All of your favorite obstacles"
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"and the ultimate challenge,"
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"- the Stampede! - LOUISE AND BOB: The Stampede!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"BOB AND LOUISE: Do the steamroller! Do the steamroller! Yes!"
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"I mean, if you're gonna get through the Stampede,"
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"- you got to steamroll. - Obviously."
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"- (phone rings) - No, there's still a little bit to imagine."
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"Hi, this is Walter Rubens from the Gold Dragons."
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"Oh, God, we signed Louise up for soccer."
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"He's asking if Louise would want to join Harley's soccer team."
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"Think she would?"
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"I've met Louise, so probably not."
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"LOUISE (sarcastically): Yes! Please sign me up for soccer!"
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"- Oh! - She's being sarcastic."
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"Well, wait, now I'm not so sure. Louise,"
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"(sarcastically): Uh-huh!"
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"Should we double-triple-check?"
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"I'm sorry! It was... I..."
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"We got a-an e-mail, and I..."
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"Oh! Oh, I didn't realize you got an e-mail!"
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"I completely forgot it happened at all!"
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"It was during wine time!"
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"We really need Louise to play this morning."
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"we won't have enough players and we'll have to forfeit."
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"- Yes. - Okay. You know what, Walter, she'll be there."
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"- Uh-uh, uh-uh. - Oh, God."
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"Okay, she went limp. Come on, we got a rag doll."
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"- Let's go. Come on, come on. - No..."
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"That was not easy."
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"I know this seems horrible, Louise,"
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"but you did sign up. Sort of."
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"No, you signed me up,"
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"and now you're bowing to grown-up peer pressure!"
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"What's next, taking fish oil? Paying taxes?"
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"Should we just push a bunch of buttons on the remote?"
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"That's how I saw 9 1/2 Weeks."
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"You'll still get to see some of the marathon"
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"when you're back, Louise. A-And, besides,"
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"lots of parents make their kids play sports."
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"And for a reason."
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"- I think. Right, Lin? - P-Probably! Who can say?"
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"Come on, Louise, you're going."
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"All right, I'll go."
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"Who's driving me to this sucker game?"
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"- Your mother will take you. - Your dad is gonna take you."
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"So glad I married a man with dainty thumbs."
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"They're beautiful, but they're useless."
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"Well, Louise, I guess let's go to your soccer game."
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"How about I come along? "Great idea, Tina."
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"And I'll stay here, 'cause it sounds like"
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"Yeah, like "maybe we won't be able to find""
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"Oh, right. If we can't find a spot,"
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"we'd have to go home. That's not our fault."
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"- Ah, wonderful. - Thanks, Tina."
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"TEDDY: So, where's Bob today, Lin?"
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"Doctor's appointment? Grocery store?"
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"Anything you need, Linda."
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"I'm here, I'm not leaving."
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"Teddy, no. Teddy, Teddy, Teddy!"
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"Bob took Louise to her soccer game,"
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"and Tina went, too, that's all."
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"Oh, good. What a great dad."
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"While they're gone, I'm flying solo with my Gene-o."
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"(gasps) "Jamma with my mamma"?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Gene, is today the day we do the..."
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"- What? - The piano bar."
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"We said we would do it if your dad ever left us alone again."
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"- What are you guys talking about? - Gene and Linda's Piano Bar."
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"Show Tunes and Mouth Foods."
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"It's been our dream forever."
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"♪ To old Broadway ♪"
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