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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Hurt Locker (S08E08)

"Oh, man. I don't even want to think about it."
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"Bob's Burgers. This isn't Bob."
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"No, it's-it's your daughter Louise's soccer team."
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"Louise has a soccer team?"
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"Hey, look, an e-mail from Harley's dad."
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"Louise, do you want to sign up for soccer?!"
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"Are you being sarcastic?!"
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"- (sarcastically): No! - Aw, yeah, you're right."
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"Guys, guys, shush, shush, shush."
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"- and Jamie's gerbil died. - Aw!"
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"It was his time. Anyway, if Louise doesn't come,"
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"- Oh! - And since it's the last game of the season"
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"and Louise hasn't come to a single one,"
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"Last game? She missed the whole season?"
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"(gasps)"
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"O!"
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"Plus, you might not hate every single second of it?"
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"Yeah, but what about the Supreme Extreme Champions marathon?"
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"Without that, what's the point of anything?"
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"We could DVR it. If we had one."
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"Very convincing."
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"- I don't want to go either, Bob. - Thumb war?"
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"- Damn it. - Yes!"
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"Looks like Tina's coming. Yay!""
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"- No. Not at all. - Oh, there's one."
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"(gasps) Did you kick him to the curb?"
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"You say the word, I move my stuff in here."
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"Taking a jamma with my mamma."
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"♪ And say that I'll be there e'er long. ♪"
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"Oh, and get all my dresses and wigs."
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"But what'll you wear?"
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"Um, hi. Is this the Gold Dragons?"
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"Yes. You must be Bob. I'm Walter."
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"No, definitely not."
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"Classic Suzy's dad."
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"Uh, Bob, hold the clipboard."
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"Oh, I see you got the clipboard."
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"Why is this happening?"
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"to stretch and do drills and stuff?"
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"Wow, you sure you haven't done this before?"
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"- with nothing on it. - Yes."
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"This is gonna be bad."
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"Uh, wait, the-the Blue Dragons? We're the Gold Dragons."
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"Are all the teams just different colored dragons?"
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"Yep. Or thunders. Different colored thunders."
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"There's a Brown Thunder, which is... unfortunate."
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"But isn't this just the best, though?"
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"- (door opens, bells jingle) - Ms. Merkin, hello."
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"that says "piano" on it."
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"Oh, I didn't recognize you without a piano covering your legs."
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"- (plays chord and fart) - Both."
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"Not bad. Shove over."
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"(plays jazz riff)"
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"Whoa, look at you. Is there a Mr. Merkin?"
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"And have fun out there."
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"ALL: ♪ By the beautiful sea ♪"
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"Ooh, how 'bout that show"
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"TSA: The Musical?"
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"ALL: ♪ It takes a lady ♪"
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"♪ To touch a lady ♪"
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"♪ But it takes a woman to touch my heart ♪"
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"KAYLA (panting): 2-0."
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"- You guys want a Benadryl? - What? Why?"
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"Oh, okay. You're, like, a super cool sports girl"
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"I got more where that came from,"
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"(grunting)"
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"No, no, no, no. Aah!"
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"Oh, good try, Mara... with your face."
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"♪ Parents make their kids do this for a reason ♪"
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"♪ Parents make their kids do this for a reason. ♪"
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"Oh, okay, how 'bout we do something"
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"from a different musical?"
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"- Ms. Merkin? - I don't want to talk about it."
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"But then the damn lead actress"
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"No, Ms. Merkin, we're never going back."
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"- Three. - No..."
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"I know."
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"before your team gets shutouted."
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"Sorry, I don't speak "mean jock girl." What are you saying?"
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"If the score gets to 10-0,"
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"Yeah, back to the bookstore that your legs live in."
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"That's amazing. I mean, oh, no."
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"(quietly): Hey, you hear about this shutout rule thing?"
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"not to eat the saddest school of fish."
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"'Cause if you look at them, they look really sad."
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"Yeah, I know. I got the analogy."
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"I'm walking away because I want to."
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"Well, they won't have Matilda Merkin to kick around anymore."
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"And their dumb CD player won't complain"
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"Yep. And they're gonna burn in hell for it."
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"Um, piano bar manager meeting, Gene?"
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"We got to get Ms. Merkin back in that show."
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"Piano bar every day and all night, I'm assuming."
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"For the good of musicals everywhere,"
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"we got to make this right."
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"Uh, excuse me for a second."
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"Oh, yeah, we make food."
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"- (cheering) - Ooh, ooh, me!"
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"Yes. I mean..."
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"I feel like they just keep saying the same thing"
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"Yeah, you, mom jeans."
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"Shutouted coach says what?"
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"Hey, Coach Christy, out of curiosity, which one's your car?"
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"- Tina, no. - (grunting)"
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"Some lady called the theater while we were rehearsing"
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"so we came because we want you back."
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"What? I never said that."
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"Matilda, we can't do the show without you."
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"would make it better, but it just made it worse."
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"And I don't see her here, so..."
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"So, how long is halftime?"
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"You're running for the Porta Potties."
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"All right, talk to you when you get out."
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"I hate getting shutouted."
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"What? We're getting killed."
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"Even you, Jodi?"
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"W-Wait, you guys get shutouted every game?"
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"be able to do in the Philippines when he was in the Navy,"
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"Uh, Dad, I can't believe I'm saying this,"
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"Really? What about Supreme Extreme Champions?"
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