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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard - Daisy's Song (S01E01)

"Daisy Duke!"
The Dukes of Hazzard
"You two know each other?"
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"Yeah, I know her. I just don't know anything about her."
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"We made this trip, and you ain't ever heard her sing?"
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"No, why, we were both in the same church choir."
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"-Yes, Boss sings bass. -No kidding."
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"That's right."
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"-I have to go to the IittIe girIs' room. -Again?"
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"-You can't come in here! -It's as good a pIace to die as any."
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"-You trying to get us kiIIed? -I'm trying to get my $50 back."
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"What $50? Never mind. I don't know what you Dukes are up to..."
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"Those syndicate boys out there invented cement shoes."
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"Lord, who wouId want any?"
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"We're dead."
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"What is going on? Those guys are getting edgy."
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"That happened once before on St. VaIentine's Day."
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"Now get out there and sing."
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"First of aII, I'd Iike to thank you for coming to hear me."
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"Did you have a pIeasant trip down?"
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"What is this? We gonna hear her sing, or what?"
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"Somebody's staIIing. StaIIing makes me nervous."
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"Okay."
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"this reaI catchy tune that.... I made it up."
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"-What's that? -What's going on around here?"
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"What the heII is this?"
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"Now you know what the girls were for.:"
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"bait, to get everybody outside."
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"Who caIIed for broads?"
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"-Who eIse knows we're down here? -Nobody knows."
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"-It's a mistake. -Damn straight, it's a mistake!"
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"Let's get out of here."
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"-I shouId've never deaIt with hicks. -Who are you caIIing a hick?"
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"OId Rosco put his foot in it this time."
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"Isn't that just the prettiest sight you've ever seen in your Iife?"
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"Come on, Iight, you son of a gun."
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"-Light it up. -There she is."
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"She's trying."
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"There she goes."
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"And that's the legend of Daisy's song."
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"And Boss didn't get in the syndicate.: no record plant."
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"Looks like it would have been a lot easier just to give Daisy her $50 back."
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"Want to hear our new song? It hasn't even been reIeased yet."
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"Listen!"
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"See, I toId you. AII you got to do is just keep dreaming them dreams."
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"Another good thing about Hazzard County.:"
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"I'd say it was hot."
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"lt seems them boys couldn't get two things right back-to-back..."
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"For my first song, I'd Iike to sing for you..."
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"Looks Iike you're gonna be a star, after aII."
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"And the FBl didn't get their man.: no evidence."
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"Hey, my name is Daisy."
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"This is Hazzard County..."
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"That's Cousin Daisy."
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"And that was Jessi Colter's latest on the Big 40 Country Hits AIbum."
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"you gotta give them city peopIe the benefit of the doubt."
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"Although they had another car..."
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"Smell like the law, don't it?"
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"Wrong."
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"Your cousin sent us $50 to pubIish her song. We did it."
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"A fat man in a red suit, driving reindeer."
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"And who should be the boss, but old Boss Hogg himself."
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"While all hell was busting loose behind, Miss Daisy was writing another hit."
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"to irate husbands."
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"since he runs the county, controls the graft, and owns the sheriff."
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"-Gotta be. -What's that?"
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"True Blue Hearts?"
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"Something that wouId naiI him right to the waII, for everybody."
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"Yeah, that'd bIow his operation sky high."
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"What if we send in Daisy as a Jessi CoIter sound-aIike?"
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"I'II get on the phone with Loretta Lynn and Donna Fargo."
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"River Pines. A Iot of musicians Iive there."
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"You gonna foIIow them in a junkyard? We'II bIow the surveiIIance."
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"-Besides, we asked him nice. -I know that."
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"These boys get nervous when the Iaw is around."
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"So I want you and your deputies to Iay Iow."
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"Lunch. Right. I'II take care of it, Boss."
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"We think they may Iive around here somewhere."
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"and send them back to prison."
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"Honey, after going with you, this was a step up in the worId."
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"I'II drive the motor home. You get the scrap heap."
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"Wait a minute."
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"-because you broke probation. -Hi, feIIas."
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"Breaker One, I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb."
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"Raid team?"
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"General Lee, General Robert E. Lee, this here is old Crazy Cooter."
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"-Guys, I'd Iike you to meet-- -Boss!"
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"-Can you sing? -Fair."
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"-The sheriff and the FBI are on their way. -FBI!"
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"Sure."
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"Jessi CoIter sent it. She's going to record it for reaI."
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"Of course I reaIIy don't know, you see, I'm so country."
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"Hey, everybody, Iisten! It's my song!"
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"General Lee was their racing car. They built him from the wheels up."
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"That's a good idea."
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"You do sound a IittIe Iike her."
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"Sing pretty."
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"followed by Bo and Luke..."
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"Enos, what's wrong with you?"
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"-I stiII don't understand the setup here. -It's very simpIe."
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"l don't know about you, but she'd have done had my boots and guitar."
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