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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard - Daisy's Song (S01E01)

"Rosco, this ain't no two-bit operation. I'm working with pros!"
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"I don't know what amateurs Iike Bo and Luke Duke are doing."
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"The FBI toId me if I was to spot them, I'm supposed to caII them."
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"If you spot them, you naiI them, pea brain!"
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"Ain't we been trying to get them on something? Bo, Luke, Daisy."
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"WeII, they're doing something wrong, or the FBI wouIdn't be after them."
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"That's aII we need to revoke their probation..."
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"-But the FBI-- -Don't run this county!"
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"-You do. -I do."
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"Of course, Jesse had a few words of instructions."
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"He always does."
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"Are you two sure you got everything straight?"
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"-Got it. -I want you...."
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"-Not bad. -Looking good."
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"Nice, Daisy."
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"I was just teIIing the boys you've got to make sure..."
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"that everybody is out of that pressing pIant before they bIow it up."
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"Because the Dukes revenge on property, not peopIe."
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"Remember, when you're with Starr, don't Iook for us. We'II be behind you."
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"You aII right?"
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"something had finaIIy happened with one of my songs."
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"I know that them songs has been a Iong-time dream of yours."
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"That's why we got to stop this Starr feIIa."
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"Any man ornery enough to steaI another person's dreams..."
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"deserves everything he gets."
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"WeII, at Ieast for one day, I'm going to be a star."
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"Even if it isn't for reaI."
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"Most peopIe never get that."
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"Right now, around here."
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"How did you get to be so wise?"
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"What are oId men for?"
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"The boys figured if they was going to take on the pirates and the syndicate..."
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"they'd need reinforcements."
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"The most reinforced person in Hazzard was Ms. Mabel, the Mobile Madame."
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"Ms. Mabel's party girls roamed Hazzard in a fancy RV camper."
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"-Are you sure everything is set? -Sure, pretty Bo."
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"-They want you on the CB. -I'II be right back, feIIas."
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"Ruby?"
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"What in the worId are you doing working here?"
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"StiII bitter?"
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"We got to get out of here. The cops are coming."
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"It's a pity. We just had set up here. Besides, we met a Iot of nice foIks."
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"Stay where it's safe. You ought to know better."
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"Come on."
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"So Daisy and Starr left from his place right on schedule..."
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"and whoever that is."
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"Everybody seemed to be following everybody, and nobody knew anybody."
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"And so it turned out, everybody was following everybody else..."
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"for the wrong reason."
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"That's about up to par."
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"HoIy cats!"
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"We're headed back towards Hazzard County."
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"Terrific. We aIso got us a taiI, hanging way back."
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"That Iooks Iike those same guys we Ieft in the junkyard."
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"They can't be Starr's guards 'cause they're in front of us."
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"I ever teII you what a treat it is working with your keen mind?"
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"Then who are they?"
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"-Sheriff, what are you doing? AII-- -Hush."
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"-What's the charge? -Cohorting with known criminaIs."
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"The onIy known criminaIs we consort with is you."
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"You got a nasty mouth on you, Duke boy."
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"You didn't know it, but the FBI was traiIing you."
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"Come on, you'II have to go with us. Get out of that car!"
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"-Can I bring this with me? -What?"
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"-Dynamite. -Judas priest on a pony!"
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"-We made it. -Yeah, we aIso Iost Daisy."
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"no matter whose life depended on it."
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"Hey, Iead-foot. How are you doing, Farrah Fawcett?"
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"-Hey, Cooter. -What's happening?"
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"We just dynamited one of Rosco's cars. What's up with you?"
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"Nothing new. VoItage meter. SIick. Just Iike New York City."
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"What did y'aII do to the FBI?"
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"They was chasing us, so we wrecked one of their cars in the junkyard."
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"-Did you totaI it? -No, just a IittIe body damage."
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"You teII them I'II give them a reaI good price on a compIete body job."
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"I Iike the FBI. They got a good TV show."
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"Cooter, Daisy's in troubIe."
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"Now, we was foIIowing her, and the FBI was foIIowing us."
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"The sheriff caught us and we got away, but we Iost Daisy."
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"So the FBI is foIIowing Daisy?"
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"''Out of the mouth of babes,'' as Jesse wouId say."
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"Get on your CB and put a spot on them. They may be monitoring us."
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"Crazy Cooter coming at you. Anybody home on the Hazzard net?"
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"Dreams, that's what it's aII about. And they're hard to come by."
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"You and me, baby, this is going to be a dream come true."
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"That's the pressing pIant, that's the recording studio."
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"-What do you think? -It's not the Grand OIe Opry."
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"It's not supposed to be."
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"Jojo, any sign of the boss and the syndicate?"
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"Excuse me. Do you have a IittIe girIs' room around here?"
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"-Sure, right over there. -Okay."
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"-The FBI is in there. -FBI!"
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"Hi, feIIas."
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"Your guns were here yesterday. They've just--"
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"The surveiIIance team you taIked to has spotted the pIant."
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"They're watching it. We're the raid team, and we're going in now."
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"Let's go, guys."
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"-Just go, then. -Sheriff, I just Iove a good raid."
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"-Come on. -Come in, oId Coot."
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"You gentlemen are in luck, because you sure don't live right."
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"Deacon Lyle Perkins lives one farm over from the Morrow place."
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"He spotted the limo and the Uncle Sam Smokey..."
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"going down the road to the farm about a half hour ago."
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"-We're right on top of that. -That ain't all."
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"A bunch of other cars showed up, too. So y'all be careful."
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"Read you, Cooter. We're on our way. Can you reIay that to MabeI?"
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"10-4."
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"This is it, boys. I forecIosed on it..."
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"and turned it into a studio and a record-pressing pIant."
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"-StiII Iooks Iike a farm, though, don't it? -What's that smeII?"
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"Fresh air. And inside this studio..."
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"is a Iady with a trick voice who's gonna make us aII a ton."
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"She'd better. We're taking a risk being here."
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"Robert, you keep your eyes peeIed. This pIace gives me the creeps."
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"No aIIeys, no sewers, no pIace to hide."
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"I sure hope MabeI got that message."
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"With Cooter's transmitter, they'II get it in Moscow."
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"And once again, here come the law."
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"-So where is she? -In the Iadies' room. She's a IittIe nervous."
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"Here she is now. Come in here, sweetheart."
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