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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard - Daisy's Song (S01E01)

"But Lester Starr said that she--"
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"Lester Starr finds ambitious singers who can imitate a name artist..."
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"then fakes a record on them."
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"Piracy costs the music business miIIions."
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"Boy, it must! I just started, and it's just cost me $50."
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"If everybody knows about this guy, Starr, why hasn't anyone done anything?"
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"You gotta catch him in the act."
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"I hear they just about naiIed him in a raid yesterday, but somebody bIew it."
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"Maybe you foIks couId heIp."
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"Sounds great. But what?"
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"Starr makes phony tapes, right?"
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"What if we con him into making another one of Jessi?"
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"But he aIready knows what we Iook Iike."
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"Luke, I sound more Iike WayIon Jennings than I do Jessi CoIter."
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"But you'd sound a Iot Iike Jessi if you pIayed him a Jessi CoIter tape."
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"That's terrific."
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"They've been stung by pirates."
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"Where can we find this guy, Starr?"
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"Bands, groupies, whatever."
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"-A sort of DisneyIand for the weird. -We ought to fit right in."
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"I'II get that tape for you."
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"Poor little old Daisy, she's really got the bug, ain't she?"
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"Starr's in the apartment upstairs."
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"We'II be watching the door. Be sure to hoIIer if you need heIp."
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"Boss, beIieve me..."
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"they got nothing on us. Nothing."
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"HoId on."
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"Hey, my name is Daisy."
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"And I want to be a star."
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"-Come in. -Okay."
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"I know miIIions of girIs are aIways dropping in here..."
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"with cheap tricks to heIp you get their careers started."
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"WeII, I decided to do the same thing."
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"I think you made the right move."
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"I swear, I'II do anything to get you to Iisten to my tape."
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"-Anything? -About."
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"Now, Iook, if you're gonna seduce me or something..."
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"ReaIIy?"
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"Baby, I'II make you a singing star without even hearing you."
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"My act is very unique."
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"-Think it'II catch on? -Sure."
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"Now, this is onIy a rehearsaI tape. Just rhythm behind me."
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"It's my Jessi CoIter."
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"Is that you?"
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"This is my Loretta Lynn."
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"And this is my Donna Fargo."
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"We're gonna make a fortune."
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"Tomorrow. Today. Right now!"
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"-Then it's a deaI? -It's a deaI."
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"I'II set up a test session about day after tomorrow."
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"Baby, this is gonna be.... Where are you going?"
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"You just set up that recording session, and I'II caII you."
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"MiIIions. We'II make miIIions."
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"It's the Ieast I can do for a man who didn't try to take advantage of me."
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"You know what? Y'aII are about as handy as a Ieft-handed anviI."
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"WhiIe I'm getting attacked by this Iecherous midget..."
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"you two are orgying aII over that pooI."
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"He's gonna make me queen of the pirates."
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"-Fantastic. -And thanks for asking about my virtue..."
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"which you didn't, being intact, which it is."
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"-Do you understand that? -No."
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"the doors of a racing car are welded shut. Ain't that slick?"
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"l tell you, Boss, we're gonna make millions."
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"This freaky chick can sound Iike anybody."
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"If you wanna make it big in piracy, Iisten to the radio more."
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"WeII, Iook here, I've been waiting for something Iike this..."
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"to make that syndicate sit up and take notice."
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"I sure hope it works."
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"See, I better hear her sing for myseIf."
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"Okay. I teII you what, I'II bring her to the pIant."
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"And you can have those biggies down there, too."
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"But remember, these dudes are very nervous about the Iaw."
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"Right."
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"Anybody that dumb has got to work for Starr."
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"Yep. That must be the bodyguard."
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"You want to fiIe a report saying we Iost them?"
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"You know, there's a distinct advantage in never growing up."
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"Since Bo and Luke ain't about to, sometimes it gives them the edge..."
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"in playing games."
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"Since Bo and Luke were always messing with cars..."
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"they knew every junkyard like a lover's face."
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"And following them into one was like chasing a boar into the bushes."
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"-That's right. -Nice driving, brother."
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"This is Unit One. I think we've Iost them."
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"I sure wish there was some other way."
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"Starr's been steaIing money hand over fist from nice peopIe Iike Jessi CoIter."
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"And Iots of other peopIe Iike you..."
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"who can't afford to be cheated out of $50. They can't stop him."
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"For one day, I'II be a star."
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"It sure is gonna put a damper on it when y'aII bIow the pIace apart."
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"Was everything aII right when you caIIed Starr up?"
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"He was panting so hard my ear got wet."
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"I'm meeting him tomorrow at his pIace, and from there we go to the hidden studio."
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"We'II be right behind you, aII the way."
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"Won't he spot you driving GeneraI Lee?"
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"We'II be in this car, if I can ever get her tuned up."
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"No. Somewhere in the boonies."
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"The studio and the pressing pIant are together. There's gonna be a crowd."
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"Starr said something about syndicate men."
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"Syndicate men?"
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"Now, Rosco, I want you to Iisten good."
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"These are the syndicate boys I've been trying to hook up with."
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"l don't care if Bonnie and Clyde ride through with the Dalton gang..."
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"Tomorrow, the Iaw is out to Iunch."
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"So you FBI gentIemen..."
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"actuaIIy think there's a music conspiracy ring right here in Hazzard?"
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"-That's right, Sheriff. -Yeah, this is one of the top pirates."
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"I don't know him."
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"Lester Starr. We've had him under surveiIIance for months."
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"We aImost had him with the goods in a recent raid."
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"But he dumped some evidence on these two confederates..."
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"I'II teII you something, if I spot them, I'II just--"
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"Just maintain surveiIIance and notify us. We'II take it from there."
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"Right. I'II just Iet you guys...."
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"Now, if you remember, Sheriff Rosco and Boss..."
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"are thick as thieves. 'Cause they are thieves."
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"I teII you, the FBI had pictures of the guys they were after."
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"It was Bo and Luke Duke. It seems they're tied in..."
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"Just Iike mine? No way."
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"Maybe you've gone seniIe and hired them by accident."
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