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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard - Daisy's Song (S01E01)

"Come on, I'II bet this Mr. Starr just made an oversight."
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"Think we ought to go in to AtIanta and check it out?"
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"Maybe you ought to."
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"So just keep it simpIe."
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"when the boys expected trouble, they drove the General."
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"Which meant they drove him a lot."
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"Now, why can't I go with you? It's my song."
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"-Because Jesse toId us to handIe it. -Okay."
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"But y'aII be carefuI now."
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"NearIy done."
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"I'm expecting some hot tracks, ripped off in NashviIIe."
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"They're coming in today, and I want them on this run."
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"-Mr. Starr. -Yeah, what is it?"
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"-There are two boys here to see you. -Send them in."
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"Hi, guys."
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"Good to see you. I guess you want me to hear your song, right?"
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"Sheet music? You write your own music? Heavy!"
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"Our Cousin Daisy wrote it."
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"-This has my company's name on it. -That's what we came to taIk to you about."
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"We heard Jessi CoIter singing it on the radio."
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"We was just wondering about the royaIties."
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"RoyaIties?"
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"Funny."
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"It was recorded. Wasn't there a contract?"
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"Look, guys, I don't know anything about that."
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"End of transaction. Now get out of here. I'm very busy."
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"Look, mister, if you're not gonna be fair about this..."
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"then we want Daisy's $50 back."
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"Jojo, did you hear that? This guy just threatened me."
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"You guys get out of here before Jojo maiIs you back to tobacco road."
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"You're gonna need heIp, hoss."
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"And you best be going."
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"Go on, get out of here."
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"I don't want to see your faces around here again."
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"But I never heard of them using guns to keep you out."
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"Those .44 Magnums convinced me."
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"Why wouId a music pubIisher need a bodyguard?"
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"I don't know."
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"I just don't Iike being sent home with my taiI tucked."
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"We can't go home. Tucked or otherwise."
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"Now, Jesse said either get the royaIties or Daisy's $50 back."
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"We ain't got either."
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"Maybe we couId reason with Starr, if his trained ape wasn't around."
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"How do you pIan to do that?"
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"What's the Iast thing he expects right now?"
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"No, us."
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"We'II use StonewaII Jackson's oId tactic:"
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"When they think you're running away, you attack."
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"StonewaII Jackson had the Confederate Army. I've got you."
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"I'm going to be in back with the motor running, in case this doesn't work out."
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"And it won't."
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"See? l told you it was the law."
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"Ever notice how country boys stick out..."
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"when they're trying to sneak around in town?"
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"Ain't they smooth? You ought to see them at a shindig."
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"He's slick on the dance floor, too."
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"The Duke family's old enemy."
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"Hey, what are you guys.... Where's Jojo?"
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"Now Iook, Mr. Starr, aII we want is Daisy's royaIty money."
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"Or her $50 back. Now, is that too much to ask for?"
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"-You guys are nuts! -Mr. Starr--"
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"Jojo, are you aII right?"
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"-Cops. -Cops?"
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"-Outside. It's a raid. -A raid?"
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"What are we going to do?"
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"Come on, mister."
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"Jojo."
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"God, and us on probation."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"-Run. -HoId them, Jojo!"
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"Boss, it's a raid!"
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"This is great!"
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"My keys! I forgot my keys."
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"Wake up, it's a raid!"
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"Now don't you worry about old Boss, because he is a survivor."
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"That's our boys."
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"Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg was born on the dirt floor of a sharecropper's shack."
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"And Boss has a gift of graft."
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"ln a dazzling career in Hazzard County..."
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"ranging from moonshine to political corruption..."
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"Even if the city cops do spot his license number, it don't matter none."
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"'Cause Boss changes license plates like he does his underwear."
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"Which is every time he goes to town."
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"Come on, it's Ieft!"
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"I think you did weII and Iost them."
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"Old Boss Hogg was fit to be tied..."
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"Me!"
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"Boss, I think the reason that was..."
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"That was some cIose caII in AtIanta."
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"I sure don't want nothing Iike that happening..."
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"to my record-pressing pIant here in Hazzard County."
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"-What couId happen? -What couId happen?"
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"One of your dumb deputies couId go bIundering into my pIant, that's what."
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"With my Iuck, it wouId turn out to be somebody honest."
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"There's nobody in my department honest. Except Enos."
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"And I'II make sure I keep him somewhere eIse."
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"I got a tin ear for music."
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"The onIy reason I got into this was to get me a big syndicate tie-in."
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"After aII, if a man don't grow, he dies."
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"That's what you got in the raid?"
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"I've heard aII of WayIon Jennings' songs. I mean I've got them."
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"I've never heard any of those."
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"Maybe they're not reIeased yet."
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"Then how did Starr get them?"
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"And why did he get rid of it when the poIice showed up?"
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"You know, if that there was corn whisky instead of a siIIy tape..."
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"If that's a hot tape of an unreIeased record..."
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"this couId be a piracy operation."
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"Music pirates make a fortune steaIing tapes and making iIIegaI recordings."
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"You read about it aII the time."
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"If Starr won't heIp, why don't we go right to the top?"
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"Can't do that."
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"-The preacher's out of town. -No."
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"Look, Jessi CoIter recorded Daisy's song, right?"
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"Why don't we go right to her?"
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"She's gonna be in AtIanta this whoIe week."
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"And this time, boys, get it right."
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"So, faster than you could skin a rabbit..."
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"they found themselves face to face with Jessi Colter's manager."
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"I'm sorry, honey, but Jessi's never recorded that."
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