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Clips from Family Guy - Emission Impossible (S03E03)

"- An unsharpened pencil? - Check."
Family Guy
"- You win! - Oh, boy! What's my prize?"
Family Guy
"- A pencil and a speed sign. - I did it!"
Family Guy
"Teeth and some toenail clippings and we'll be ready for our date."
Family Guy
"Carol, since Ted dumped you, can I have his shirts?"
Family Guy
"Carol, say "David Banner, I just slashed your tyres. ""
Family Guy
"I'm priceless!"
Family Guy
"Sit with Carol. I'm gonna use the ladies room."
Family Guy
"- Does she still take the newspaper in there? - Yeah."
Family Guy
"And after she does, I just can't read it."
Family Guy
"Oh! Oh, God! The baby's gonna be here any minute. We'd better get moving."
Family Guy
"You gotta relax. You let that kid start calling the shots now and you're screwed."
Family Guy
"Is Mr Quagmire baby-sitting all these people, too?"
Family Guy
"You must be a parking ticket, cos you got "fine" written all over you."
Family Guy
"Hey, there. I don't wanna come between you... or do I?"
Family Guy
"That's awful."
Family Guy
"This is a song I've been singing for a number of years,"
Family Guy
"and I find it grows truer and truer as time goes by."
Family Guy
"I'm hungry for you, baby. Come on, walk with me, talk with me."
Family Guy
"Don't worry. We're almost there. Peter, why are we stopped?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's right. And a kid's meal. And... I guess I'll have fries."
Family Guy
"If I have fries, is anybody else gonna have any?"
Family Guy
"- Nurse, this woman is in labour. - Excuse me. I was here first."
Family Guy
"Oh!"
Family Guy
"All right, let's see what we have here. The baby's crowning."
Family Guy
"These don't feel like gloves at all. They feel like used needles."
Family Guy
"Oh. Now I'm sure this isn't the glove drawer."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Who's gonna deliver my baby?"
Family Guy
"No baby, but it looks like Carol's blowing a bubble."
Family Guy
"- Peter, that's the head. Push! Push! - I am! It won't go back in."
Family Guy
"Aagh!"
Family Guy
"- Oh, my God! - What? What?"
Family Guy
"It's a beautiful baby girl."
Family Guy
"A baby girl. I'm so happy!"
Family Guy
"- Peter, no! It's a boy. - Well, how do you like that!"
Family Guy
"Coochie, coochie, coochie-coo!"
Family Guy
"- He takes after his Uncle Peter. - He's Carol's baby. Give him to her."
Family Guy
"Honey, you were fantastic. And you were so cute when you were holding it."
Family Guy
"I know. I didn't wanna give it up. Let's steal it."
Family Guy
"- Lois, let's have another baby. - What?"
Family Guy
"- Sweetie, you're not serious? - I sure am."
Family Guy
"Peter, I think it's a wonderful idea."
Family Guy
"I can't believe you wanna have another kid."
Family Guy
"Did you find Chris and Meg's baby books?"
Family Guy
"I remember the first day we brought it home."
Family Guy
"See that? Huh? Huh?"
Family Guy
"We do that outside. Look at him. He knows what he did."
Family Guy
"- Somebody hasn't heard the news. - News? What news?"
Family Guy
"The Phillies won."
Family Guy
"- You're gonna have a baby brother. - Or a sister."
Family Guy
"A new baby. That's wonderful. Call me when Kojak starts."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"Another baby? But I'm the baby. Why the deuce would they want to replace me?"
Family Guy
"What's that? I certainly am not overreacting."
Family Guy
"What happened to Bobby when they added Oliver to The Brady Bunch?"
Family Guy
"- Oliver, did you break this vase? - No, the floor did."
Family Guy
"He's so cute."
Family Guy
"It can't happen. I was here first. Well, technically third, but no time for semantics."
Family Guy
"This is Stewie country, and I intend to keep it that way."
Family Guy
"- What are you doing here? - Peter and Lois are... getting intimate."
Family Guy
"My God, I thought I had more time. I've got to stop them."
Family Guy
"Whaaa! Whaaa!"
Family Guy
"Mommy, Daddy, I had a bad dream! I saw the bo..."
Family Guy
"Blast! What is that name again? Bo... Bo... Bogeyman! Yes, that's it!"
Family Guy
"Why don't you sleep with Mommy and Daddy?"
Family Guy
"Peter, for God's sake. Stewie's right here."
Family Guy
"Relax, honey. It's only for tonight."
Family Guy
"Smells like cheese."
Family Guy
"- OK, insert rod support A into slot B. - That's what..."
Family Guy
"If you say "That's what she said" once more, I'll pop you."
Family Guy
"What you buildin', neighbour?"
Family Guy
"We were keeping it a secret, but you're my best friends, so I'll tell ya."
Family Guy
"Lois and I are having another baby!"
Family Guy
"We are so throwing you a shower."
Family Guy
"Fat man, we'll see if Lois wants to have sexual relations"
Family Guy
"There we are."
Family Guy
"You're a filthy girl, aren't you?"
Family Guy
"Yes, you're looking for a bad time, that's what you're after."
Family Guy
"You're a dirty flirt. You want it bad and you don't care who you get it from,"
Family Guy
"Wow. The evidence is really piling up."
Family Guy
"Make any joke you want. You know I look good."
Family Guy
"Now I know how the Catholic Church feels. Ba-zing!"
Family Guy
"Time to initiate phase two."
Family Guy
"All right, testing voice modulator. Blast, you vile woman!"
Family Guy
"Pardon me, you with severe aesthetic deficiencies."
Family Guy
"- Hey, ugly! - Excellent. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Family Guy
"Sweet. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Family Guy
"Who's got beer?"
Family Guy
"- Where'd you go, my little pumpkin-eater? - To the can. Kissing you made me barf."
Family Guy
"- What? - Dad, Meg keeps pushing me."
Family Guy
"That's it. Your dad's had enough."
Family Guy
"I want you kids to go and drink the antifreeze in the garage."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna chug it all so there's none left for you."
Family Guy
"- Watch it! - Peter!"
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Peter."
Family Guy
"You kids go to your rooms for the rest of the night."
Family Guy
"I don't wanna go to my room. There's an evil monkey in my closet."
Family Guy
"Evil monkey! That's funny."
Family Guy
"Agh!"
Family Guy
"You know, I'm not wearing any panties."
Family Guy
"Very well, then. If I can't stop them from the outside, I'll stop them from the inside."
Family Guy
"Oh, dear. I'm afraid you're in a no-fly zone."
Family Guy
"As was your fate, Mr Fly, so is the fate of every sperm in Peter's body."
Family Guy
"Computer on."
Family Guy
"30 minutes before ship re-expansion."
Family Guy
"Just enough time to obliterate all those little potential usurpers."
Family Guy
"- Fuel supply. - Full."
Family Guy
"Air supply."
Family Guy
""Lois"
Family Guy
""You can't spell "love" without L-O"
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""You can't spell "is" without I-S"
Family Guy
"And solo from the pet rock."
Family Guy
"No! No! No!"
Family Guy
"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
Family Guy
"Warning: Host's oxygen levels rising. Heart rate increasing."
Family Guy
"My God. Either they're watching Batman or they're doing the do."
Family Guy
"If I'm to reach the testicles and destroy the sperm before coitus, I must buy some time."
Family Guy
"- Computer, location. - 15mm northeast of the duodenum."
Family Guy
"Entering testicular perimeter."
Family Guy
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