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Clips from Family Ties - I Never Killed for My Father (S01E01)

"About an hour ago."
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"Well, we could have picked him up, Steven. Didn't you offer?"
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"Well, of course I offered. He insisted on taking a cab."
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"I didn't hit the police car, Elyse."
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"Anyway, it was my father's fault."
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"The second we got in the car,"
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"he started bugging me about my driving."
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"He had me so worked up,"
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"Didn't hear the siren either?"
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"Drop it, okay?"
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"This time, it's gonna be different, Elyse."
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"Gonna blindfold me?"
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""The printing press... A step forward for mankind?""
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""Crabgrass... friend or foe?""
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"I don't expect to learn anything from these discussions,"
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"For one thing, I don't think it's right"
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"Oh, the kids don't even notice."
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"Mommy, when is grandpa getting here?"
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"I don't want to miss any of the yelling."
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"So, what's the fight gonna be this year, dad?"
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"Oblivious, hmm?"
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"Daddy, why do you and grandpa argue all the time?"
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"I mean, you both are grown-ups, right?"
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"Well, th-the fact that we're grown-ups"
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"Parents and their children"
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"tend to disagree on things all their lives."
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"You know, take, for example, h-how I'm always telling you"
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"to clean your room and be careful outside."
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"Yeah?"
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"Well, I'll still be telling you those things"
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"He's here."
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"- Hey, Alex! Hey, hey! - Grandpa!"
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"Hi, kids!"
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"- Hi. - Hi, grandpa."
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"Hello, pumpkins."
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"Hello, Elyse."
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"Hello, Jake."
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"Well..."
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"Oh, hello, son."
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"Great, except for the taxi."
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"Long hair, terrible driver."
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"Jake and Steven,"
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"Well, no argument here."
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"You got it."
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"So, you like light beer, huh?"
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"I guess you drink it because it's less filling."
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"I drink it because it tastes great."
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"Tastes great."
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"Well, thank you, Steven."
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"So, uh, how have you been?"
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"Yourself?"
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"Oh, not too bad."
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"I don't need maps. I never get lost."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Oh, let me help you with that, dear."
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"Thank you, sweetheart."
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"Need anything else from the kitchen, Elyse?"
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"Anything from the store?"
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"Thank you, Jake."
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"They're great, grandpa."
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"I hope they're the kind that you wanted."
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"I didn't specify in my letter."
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"to bring you those skates, did you?"
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"Oh."
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"But I didn't think I could do it"
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"without quitting school and working full-time."
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"Did you go hunting this year, grandpa?"
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"Nice work, dad."
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"Good shooting."
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"You always used to say"
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"you thought hunting was cruel and barbaric."
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"Well, dad, I've modified my opinion somewhat."
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"I've come to realize that killing does have its merits."
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"What did I just say, Elyse?"
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"Hunting sounds exciting, grandpa."
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"I'd love to go with you next year."
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"Can I go, too, grandpa?"
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"Girls don't shoot ducks, Mallory."
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"Men shoot them, dogs retrieve them,"
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"women cook them... That's the food chain."
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"Then why can't I go if Alex is going?"
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"Alex isn't going."
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"Because..."
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"doesn't coincide with your school vacation."
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"So, any of you kids studying anything in school"
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"Yeah, we just finished reading"
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"a book about Richard Nixon in history class."
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"Nixon."
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"Fine man. One of the greatest."
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"Same as usual."
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"I-it's a clever idea, really."
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"that extra hour of daylight out of nowhere."
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"It's amazing when you think about it."
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"Nixon was framed, you know."
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"He was not framed!"
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"He was a crook!"
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"Uh, pass the potatoes, please."
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"We can't get along. That's all there is to it."
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"I might as well just accept it."
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"These cards weren't any help at all."
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"Well, how were you supposed to know he had such strong feelings"
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"about felt-tip pens?"
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"He's wrong, Elyse. They were not invented in Russia."
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"Okay, just... Just relax, sweetie. Here."
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"Boy."
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"Will that help get your mind off your dad?"
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"Who?"
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"Can't you two remember to close the door?"
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"What is it, Mallory?"
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"Jennifer's wearing her skates to bed,"
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"See?"
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"- I'll get her. You get to sleep. - Yes, okay."
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"Coming to bed, honey?"
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"Dad."
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"Oh, good. Good."
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"Uh, look, dad,"
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"Ah, so do I."
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"That's why I came in to talk to you."
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"I appreciate that."
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"Oh, don't bother."
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