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Clips from Family Guy - Quagmire's Quagmire (S12E12)

"No, the porn's not the problem."
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"Gosh, that's neat, Sonja."
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"My God, I..."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"you've thought of this time."
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"Oh, and here come the tears!"
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"We're in a fight is what's going on!"
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"Brian, I need you to settle an argument for us."
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"because I'm not going to Sarasota."
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"I just hope we can handle it better than blue and yellow did when they split up."
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"We have plans."
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"Hi, Forrest."
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"I'll finally have pity sex with you."
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"- Public humiliation?"
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"Come on, you love it."
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"That's my word. That's my word!"
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"Okay, now we're both good to drive home."
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"and walk a straight line, please."
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"Oh, Chris, I was never gonna go to that."
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"Sold him 70 red shirts."
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"or I blow my Adam Levine dog whistle."
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"We got company?"
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"You idiots should've minded your own business."
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"Oh, I don't think you're gonna shoot me."
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"Thanks for your help, guys."
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"Hoo."
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"Hoo."
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"What the hell?"
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"All right, I came up here for a photo shoot"
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"Do whatever you want with him, I don't care."
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"This is one of your fantasies, right?"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"He's a family guy"
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"So, yeah, I was the first woman"
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"We got to find someone who works here."
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"- Hey, guys. - No, no, no."
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"How about you, Big Island?"
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"My face was buried in a pillow all four years."
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"Brian, either you cooperate"
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"Uh-huh."
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"You never could finish, Quagmire!"
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"Okay, Glenn, now that we've covered ourselves in black ink,"
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"Well, I got tired of waiting for you to get home,"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"Well, I just changed my mind."
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"Anonymous."
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"Get that one."
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"Oh, hey, Quagmire. What's up?"
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"Well, he was my first, you know."
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"That's amazing."
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"I noticed the apple already had a bite taken out of it!"
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"Morning."
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"Take this wine glass."
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"She is. Her vagina has enough storage space for a giggity-byte. Oh!"
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"Yes."
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"When all said and done,"
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"Is this another one of those sex-related injuries you keep getting?"
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"Yeah, it seems like lately that girlfriend of yours"
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"And I'm drunk, so I'll give you my keys."
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"But, Dad, it's the night of my big show."
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"No problem, Peter."
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"He does look good in that shirt."
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"Oh. I thought he might have been talking about this super kinky woman"
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"I'm still weirded out from when I walked in on that masturbating Eskimo."
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"Talking about love, Bri."
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"Whatever."
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"This is Sonja's storage unit."
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"- Glenn! - Hurry, she'll be back soon."
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"Boy, if you were ever gonna stand, this would be the time, Joe."
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"What the hell?"
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"- Are you all right? - No, no,"
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"All the things that make us"
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"We can use it later."
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"Everybody, just shut up!"
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"Whom."
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"but certainly some word has got to mean "no.""
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"Laugh and cry"
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"Uh, I don't know."
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"Oscar was my..."
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"Morning."
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"every character in the Chinese alphabet."
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"Dinner time, Tikaloo."
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"but obviously checking with me first before you throw stuff away."
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"We'll come back when you're done eating."
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"- Quagmire, are you in there?"
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"Like I said, you're going to jail."
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"Oh, Glenn, I was so worried about you."
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"Yeah, it was his dog's name."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I mean, I understand that "no" doesn't mean "no,""
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"Do you want to be an oldies' DJ or a 1980s wrestling manager?"
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"Um... Okay."
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"So, why don't we just start sorting stuff and throwing stuff away"
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"Oh, my God, Joe, that was so close."
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"Excuse me, did he just say "Sonja"?"
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"No more bullets for this guy."
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"let's do it until we've created"
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"Brian, I think it's time that Rupert made his choice."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, he's eating."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"so I thought I'd come to you."
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"And you know Rupert's a dude, right, you gaylord?"
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"Wait, matters of the heart? What are you talking about?"
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"The sex has just been nonstop."
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"Yes, both."
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"That was my dog's name."
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"How'd you know the gun would jam?"
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"Oh! It would be so awkward!"
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"under all the clutter in my garage."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Sort of had a mental breakdown in April."
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"Doesn't anybody knock?"
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"Well, Lois found my old teddy bear, Oscar, in the attic."
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"Come on, Sonja. How about we take a night off, huh?"
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"Okay, you guys, where should we start looking for Glenn?"
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"It didn't jam, Peter. The gun was never loaded."
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"Yes, I did!"
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"This is beautiful."
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"And I'm just not sure how to handle it,"
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