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Clips from Family Guy - Quagmire's Quagmire (S12E12)

"but I'm gonna go run a train with this group of Black Panthers I just met."
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"Okay, Jenny."
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"Hi, Forrest."
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"I know you came all this way to New York to visit me,"
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"but I'm gonna go do blow and have sex with a bunch of stockbrokers."
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"Okay, Jenny."
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"Now that I have the most contagious and incurable disease known to mankind,"
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"Okay, Jenny."
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"And I'll mow the grass and raise the AIDS baby."
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"Hey, sexy."
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"Mmm. It's sexy, isn't it?"
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"Sonja, stop, please!"
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"You're hurting me, and I really need to clean out my trunk!"
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"Oh, I'm gonna clean out your trunk."
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"Giggity."
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"Okay, Joe, Joe, you're drunk, okay?"
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"You're drunk, give me your keys."
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"You been drinking tonight, sir?"
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"No, Officer, I just had a glass of dinner with my wine."
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"Okay, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car"
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"All right, you be safe, sir."
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"There's a lot of crazies out there tonight."
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"Hi, Peter. I'm a little worried about Glenn."
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"I haven't heard from him in days."
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"I've been grounded for pinching a girl."
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"Hey, are you guys talking about Quagmire?"
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"and today's the day we usually go apple picking."
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"Hey, get that one."
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"Get that one over there."
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"No, not that one."
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"I already got it! I can't put it back!"
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"Well, it's not going in the pie."
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"Well, if you're so smart, why don't you come up here"
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"and pick them yourself?"
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"And now there's no pie at all."
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"I've already checked Glenn's house, and there's no sign he's even been there."
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"I'm afraid something terrible has happened."
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"Now let's not jump to any conclusions."
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"someone will have seen him."
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"Wait a second. He hangs out at the Clam"
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"You find Loudy McFatass, you find Quagmire."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"We should get some food in you, mister."
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"You hardly ate any of that cereal I smashed on your mouth yesterday."
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"Oh. Hey."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Oh, I've been kind of using Rupert as a chew toy."
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"Chewing him with your crotch?"
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"Hey, dogs like humping stuffed animals. What can I say?"
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"Besides, you said I could have Rupert."
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"Quagmire, if you're in there, hang tight, buddy."
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"We're coming."
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"he sometimes likes to hang out in between the blades of grass in my lawn."
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"And also, in the firewood that needs to be split."
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"Great question and yes, he might."
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"So, while you guys are taking care of that,"
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"I'll be around back flicking pinecones at a tree with this hockey stick."
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"Aloha. Welcome to Ryan's Hawaiians."
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"- Hey, how you doing? - Amazing."
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"Have you seen this man?"
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"No, the last time I saw him was three months ago."
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"Uh, everyone looks good in my shirts."
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"who's always down here, trying to lure men to her sex slave shed."
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"No, I think he was talking about his dog."
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"Sonja must have taken Glenn there."
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"Where exactly is this sex slave shed?"
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"I'm not sure, but I've heard she has a unit at Quahog Storage."
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"Apparently, that chick's a complete psycho."
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"We got to get over there! Come on, you guys, let's go!"
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"Oh, man, I hope we don't catch them doing something freaky."
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"Talking about adult decisions."
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"It's time for him to pick."
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"Stewie, this is stupid. I'm not doing this."
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"Hey, my voice isn't that high."
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"It is."
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"It is though."
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"All right, Rupert. Who will it be?"
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"And before you answer,"
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"think of all the good times we've had."
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"The time we met The Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show,"
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"A blank one we can fill up with a future together."
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"Yes! Oh, my God,"
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"Rupert, I'm so sorry for everything!"
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"I missed you, too!"
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"Hey, you done with that weird octopus doll?"
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"I just hope Oscar didn't take it too hard."
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"This is it, number 92."
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"I can't believe the guy with the ponytail and the facial tattoo"
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"at the front desk would let this happen."
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"Well, what's this?"
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"Please."
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"Do you think I'm afraid of you?"
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"This is our business. You kidnapped our friend."
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"You're going to jail."
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"Don't come any closer or I'll shoot you!"
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"You don't got the boobs."
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"and I'm gonna shoot you."
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"I'm pretty fucking far from all right."
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"Well, I guess this is as good a time as any."
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"Happy birthday, Joe."
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"You dick!"
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"I might not be alive if it weren't for you."
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"Hey, no problem, buddy."
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"Yeah, you'd have done the same for us, Quagmire."
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"is that when it comes to relationships,"
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"I need to be the kinky one."
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"And I need to be the one who throws bar nuts in everybody's face."
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"Right, Joe?"
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"Yep, and it's good to put all those troubles behind us."
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"Sorry, all I got is a quarter, pal."
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"Guy said it's the newest version. Just came out this week."
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"Oh, look, Chris, here's your costume from the year you went as a condom."
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"Did you look under "Photos"?"
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"Yeah, I don't have that."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! There's a calculator on this thing?"
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"Well, that seems a little foolhardy, doesn't it, Peter?"
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"but there's already cats on the Internet."
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"Geez, Quagmire, calm down. We'll figure it out."
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"I hate to say it, but I'm mostly with Rupert because of his insurance."
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