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Clips from Family Guy - Quagmire's Quagmire (S12E12)

"Like, how do I do that?"
Family Guy
"Okay, wait. There's an agreement that just popped up."
Family Guy
"Hang on. Let me read the whole thing."
Family Guy
"Just hit "Accept.""
Family Guy
"Look, do we have to do this now? I'm watching something."
Family Guy
"I know. I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"I'm just nervous that somebody else is gonna get pictures"
Family Guy
"and then I'll always be known as the second guy"
Family Guy
"Quagmire, I don't know how to tell you this,"
Family Guy
"Wait, it's giving me that pinwheel thing."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it crashed!"
Family Guy
"The whole thing just crashed!"
Family Guy
"No, Peter, the whole thing's fried! I can't even... Ahhh!"
Family Guy
"Damn it! What the hell?"
Family Guy
"Hey, what's going on? You doing some reading there?"
Family Guy
"Yes, well, you know I turn to poetry"
Family Guy
"when matters of the heart weigh heavily on me."
Family Guy
""If you're happy and you know it,"
Family Guy
""then your face will surely show it."
Family Guy
"And that's always exciting."
Family Guy
"- But I've been with Rupert for so long now. - Uh-huh."
Family Guy
"Most of our finances are intertwined."
Family Guy
"We've built a life together."
Family Guy
"On the other hand, Oscar..."
Family Guy
"Well, Oscar's the only one who can really make me laugh."
Family Guy
"Stewie, I think you're overthinking this."
Family Guy
"No, you're right. You're right, Brian."
Family Guy
"I'm with Rupert now."
Family Guy
"I just need to forget Oscar."
Family Guy
"No matter how intense our relationship was."
Family Guy
"It's like you took all the colors that exist"
Family Guy
"Hi, can I help you?"
Family Guy
"Okay, I see what your problem is."
Family Guy
"I tried to buy a sweater online, and I think I got a virus."
Family Guy
"Your browser history shows that you've been going to kinkylatinas.net."
Family Guy
"- But that site has a bunch of malware. - Oh."
Family Guy
"Personally, I'd recommend College Latinas."
Family Guy
"I mean, I want to see Latinas, but I also want them to..."
Family Guy
"- Speak English. -...speak English. Yes, exactly."
Family Guy
"Wow. So you're into that kind of stuff, too?"
Family Guy
"Excuse me."
Family Guy
"but when I got home"
Family Guy
"And where'd you go to college?"
Family Guy
"I think Syracuse, but I don't know."
Family Guy
"Wow, sounds like you took a full class load."
Family Guy
"Whenever I talk about stuff like this,"
Family Guy
"most people look at me like I'm some kind of disgusting perv."
Family Guy
"Me, too, but who cares?"
Family Guy
"You should never be afraid to be different."
Family Guy
"We kind of had a crazy night."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we... Did we?"
Family Guy
"but I do feel like I might be down a couple of quarts."
Family Guy
"Well, even though you seemed like a sure thing,"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! You roofied me?"
Family Guy
"Are you mad?"
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Sonja, honey, stay right here. I just have to go to the bathroom."
Family Guy
"Wait, Glenn."
Family Guy
"I've never been so happy!"
Family Guy
"I'm telling you guys, Sonja is the perfect woman."
Family Guy
"She's every bit as kinky and as insatiable as I am."
Family Guy
"Really? I thought you said she was just some computer geek."
Family Guy
"Geez, you changed your relationship status already?"
Family Guy
"All right, but just be careful, you know?"
Family Guy
"I'll take the cheeseburger meal."
Family Guy
"Would you like to make it an extra-large meal?"
Family Guy
"Uh..."
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Yes. No."
Family Guy
"You sure? It's only 29 cents more."
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"It's not what you think!"
Family Guy
"and it just got way, way out of hand!"
Family Guy
"You're having tea. How is that out of hand?"
Family Guy
"Is your shirt on backwards?"
Family Guy
"He wouldn't understand."
Family Guy
"Brian, he watched his brother drown!"
Family Guy
"Stewie, relax. You're getting all worked up over nothing."
Family Guy
"Peter, Peter, you hear that?"
Family Guy
"Is what I'm doing helping?"
Family Guy
"Glenn, why did you bring me here?"
Family Guy
"Well, I've always had this fantasy of having sex on the basketball court"
Family Guy
"Only problem is he's now completely senile."
Family Guy
"Remember you once suspended me for showing my wiener in school?"
Family Guy
"I did?"
Family Guy
"Quagmire body tell story of sadness."
Family Guy
"I want you to have sex with your father."
Family Guy
"- What? - Yep."
Family Guy
"And I'm gonna watch."
Family Guy
"- Hi, Glenn. - Are you crazy?"
Family Guy
"No! No way!"
Family Guy
"Glenn, remember, the thing we love most about each other"
Family Guy
"Oh, well, excuse me for not being six months old anymore!"
Family Guy
"Am I Hitler?"
Family Guy
"Because I don't think that I am,"
Family Guy
"but maybe I'm off base on this."
Family Guy
"Stewie, take it easy."
Family Guy
"No, you know what? You may as well call your family now"
Family Guy
"I don't care if we can't get a refund, we're through!"
Family Guy
"Here, Brian, you take him. Maybe you can make him happy."
Family Guy
"Rupert and I are over!"
Family Guy
"- Are you sure? - Yes, we're done."
Family Guy
"You were supposed to have the kids here by 5:00."
Family Guy
"It's 5:15. Stop busting my hump, Alicia."
Family Guy
"God, you're right."
Family Guy
"What ever happened to us?"
Family Guy
"What's up, Scott? We gonna get some barbecue."
Family Guy
"- Indoors, not okay. Don't do it. - No, no, no. Nighttime, not allowed."
Family Guy
"What? There's nothing wrong with this."
Family Guy
"No, no way, give me those."
Family Guy
"- Oh, my God. - Quagmire, what the hell happened?"
Family Guy
"is taking things a little too far."
Family Guy
"No, she's not. Everything's great with us."
Family Guy
"Are you guys still talking about Sonja?"
Family Guy
"All right, I should probably get going."
Family Guy
"Sonja and I are supposed to go to a Brown Eyes Wide Shut party."
Family Guy
"Geez, I don't know what's going on with him."
Family Guy
"But I guess love does funny things to people."
Family Guy
"Hi, Forrest."
Family Guy
"I know you just got back from Vietnam and you love me,"
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