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Clips from Family Guy - Quagmire's Quagmire (S12E12)

"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Oh, no problem, Quagmire."
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"I would like to elect you president."
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"I want to take in and out of my pocket every 30 seconds"
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"for the next six years."
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"I touched a iPhone headphone."
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"See ya, suckers!"
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"Are you getting excited for Halloween, Stewie?"
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"It's what puts candy in the bag."
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"What the hell are you supposed to be?"
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"Oh. And here's the card they sent me."
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"I can't find my photos."
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"I just have 40 folders all called "New Folder.""
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"of their cat on the Internet first,"
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"to get pictures of his cat on the Internet."
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"It's frozen."
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"Hey, you clicked "Accept.""
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""If you're happy and you know it,"
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""clap your hands.""
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"and said, "Fuck it, here's a new one.""
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"Well, that depends. Do you know how to fix pieces of junk?"
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"Haven't been stumped yet."
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"Would you, uh,"
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"would you have dinner with me?"
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"Absolutely."
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"I bought this laptop here yesterday,"
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"to ride her bike cross-country with no seat."
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"Oh, Glenn, I'm so glad you asked me out."
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"I don't really remember,"
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"I really wanted to make sure."
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"I'm in love!"
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"When you know, you know."
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"You don't want to rush an important decision."
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"Stewie, what are you doing up here?"
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"Brian!"
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"Please! You can't tell Rupert I was up here, all right?"
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"He'll kill himself, Brian!"
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"He's been through so much already. He can't take much more!"
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"Says the guy who freaks out every time a fire engine goes by."
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"I'm matching the sound!"
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"in front of my high school principal."
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"Yeah, you like this, Principal Goodrich, huh?"
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"This isn't as much fun as I thought it would be."
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"I'm sorry, Sonja, I don't think I can finish."
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"Donahue, get in there!"
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"Oh, wow, I can't even imagine what twisted, deviant act"
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"is that we push each other way beyond our normal boundaries."
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"Did you enjoy your stay at the Marriott?"
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"No, I did not."
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"The show is starting, everyone! Come on down!"
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"What's all that noise? What the hell's going on up there?"
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"- What? - You heard me. Take him."
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"Okay, you know what, let's not do this in front of the kids."
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"Hey, baby, you ready for dinner?"
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"Look at Forrest Gump."
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"Sonja, what are you doing here?"
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"Oh, hey, Mr. and Mrs. Quagmire."
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"- Have you seen him? - I haven't seen anybody."
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"He never showed this morning,"
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"Get that one!"
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"I'm sure if we just check his usual hangouts,"
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"with some fat loudmouth."
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"Brian?"
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"I thought you liked Oscar better anyway."
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"Right, and if we can't find him in here,"
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"Might he be under the leaves in your gutter?"
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"Glenn Quagmire?"
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"No, Peter, that's the Sonja we're looking for."
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"Rupert's been with me, and now he's been with you."
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"that winter we lived on the sun,"
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"and here's my favorite."
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"It's you and me forever, Rupert."
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"Hold it right there."
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"- What? - I don't know."
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"Now, just hand me the gun, Sonja."
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"Oh, I swear to God, you get one inch closer to me,"
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"You know, I guess what I realize from all this"
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"That is so you."
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"We're just glad to have you back, Quagmire."
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"My dad's pregnant with my kid."
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"Hey, thanks for helping me pick out a new computer, you guys."
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"God, this place is always so crowded."
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"Can I help you, sir?"
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"Oh, excuse me, sir."
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"My buddy here is looking for a computer."
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"What are you doing? You gonna get a new phone while we're here?"
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"Maybe. But I got to see which one"
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"What do you think, Peter?"
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"Peter?"
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"You know what? I think I'm gonna go with this one."
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"Ah, good call, Quagmire."
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"You're gonna be like the first guy in the neighborhood to own a Model T."
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"I'll be there an hour after you with throw-up all over my legs!"
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"You know, we'll have to start thinking about your costume soon."
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"All right, but let's make sure we don't cover up"
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"this, all right?"
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"Oh, Stewie, look!"
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"It's your very first teddy bear!"
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"Oscar?"
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"Wow. I remember that bear."
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"That's the one Grandma and Grandpa brought Stewie"
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"when he was still in the hospital."
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""Three kids on $40,000? Have fun with your crap life.""
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"I guess he got tucked away up here."
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"You want him back, sweetie?"
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"What, this old thing?"
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"No, no, thank you. I've grown. I've changed."
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"You sure you don't want him?"
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"I said no, okay?"
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"Don't you have a wedding dress to try halfway on and then cry about?"
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, Peter, I need some help with my computer."
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"- What is that? - It's a folder called "Photos.""
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"Okay. You know what? CIick on your hard drive."
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"Okay, now, now the arrow on the screen, that's me, right?"
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"Yeah, yeah, that's you. Okay, now just..."
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"Listen, Quagmire, what are you trying to do?"
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"I just want to put pictures of my cat on everyone's Internet computer."
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