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Clips from Futurama - The Cyber House Rules (S03E03)

"If you had kids of your own, you'd understand!"
Futurama
"Officer, would it be all right if we adopted one of the kids?"
Futurama
"Might as well. They're just gonna rot in the evidence locker."
Futurama
"Nice ear! Ha, ha, ha!"
Futurama
"Hey, Three Ears!"
Futurama
"Her? But there's plenty of normal ones."
Futurama
"Come on, Adlai. She could really use a mom and dad."
Futurama
"Ear Face! Ear Face! Sally won the ugly race!"
Futurama
"- She does have an ear on her face. - Well? So what?"
Futurama
"She may be different, but she still deserves a good home."
Futurama
"I can give her an operation to make her acceptable."
Futurama
"She doesn't need an operation! She's fine the way she is."
Futurama
"Oh, and I suppose you were fine the way you were?"
Futurama
"Shut up, Fry. Now, look, Adlai."
Futurama
"I'm proud to be different. And I wish I'd realized that when I was her age."
Futurama
"Now, take me to the hospital and put my eye back the way it was. Right now!"
Futurama
"By the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye!"
Futurama
"of 12 orphans and a government check for 1,200 wing-wangs..."
Futurama
"the Bender B. Rodriguez Orphanarium."
Futurama
"Aw, you're a true friend, Fry."
Futurama
"I guess there's nothing wrong with being a little weird."
Futurama
"we drawed you this picture."
Futurama
"So if you ever miss us, even just a teeny bit, you can look at it."
Futurama
"Hey, I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane. Sheesh!"
Futurama
"- Yea! - Hey, what the... Whoa!"
Futurama
"Get away! Come on."
Futurama
"- So... - Garbage, huh? I'll take care of it."
Futurama
"at Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium."
Futurama
"How can you make fun of me, Kirk? You're blind!"
Futurama
"Uh, right. Right. We're the losers."
Futurama
"He can't hear ya. He's deaf now."
Futurama
"I can build you a paraffin eye and graft it on with skin from your foot."
Futurama
"Come on, dumplings. We've got 12 government stipends to collect!"
Futurama
"That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, you imbecile!"
Futurama
"Whoops!"
Futurama
"Oh! I did it! I blunk!"
Futurama
"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Futurama
"Hello, jerkbags!"
Futurama
"As for me, I'm somewhat interested myself."
Futurama
"Oh, wait! I am! But my point remains valid."
Futurama
"who, if you go somewhere with him, no one says he's crummy."
Futurama
"Hey! Hey! Only eat and drink enough to barely keep yourselves alive."
Futurama
"Ooh. I'm attracted to a man with responsibility."
Futurama
"That's me, baby. Let me just ditch the kids in an alley..."
Futurama
"Oh, Adlai. I've had a wonderful time today."
Futurama
"No one's stared at me, or avoided staring at me..."
Futurama
"Leela, you're 999,999 in a million."
Futurama
"Help! I'm under attack!"
Futurama
"I'm gonna make cutie muffin gumbo!"
Futurama
"makes me think about kids of our own."
Futurama
"Yeah. Show us the picture."
Futurama
"Minus the food, the bunny rabbit wallpaper..."
Futurama
"Adlai, I was thinking."
Futurama
"Okay, kids. Grownups gotta talk now. Time for bed."
Futurama
"I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her."
Futurama
"I hereby rename this building..."
Futurama
"It's good to have the old, weird-looking Leela back."
Futurama
"Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all."
Futurama
"Here."
Futurama
"I understand is called "love.""
Futurama
"Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry."
Futurama
"- Daddy Bender? - Son?"
Futurama
""By The Police."
Futurama
"Sir? You seem pretty stable."
Futurama
"I don't know what else to say, so I'll just say it."
Futurama
"Then how 'bout this little number? Purebred human."
Futurama
"Me? Perfectly normal?"
Futurama
"Comin' through. Watch your head."
Futurama
"So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids..."
Futurama
"Plus, the government will help out with a small stipend of $ 100 a week!"
Futurama
"Leela, those eyes look so great on you."
Futurama
"They got a crapper in the back. That's one of the things you kids do, right?"
Futurama
"I was at a nearby tailor getting one of my Hawaiian shirts toned down..."
Futurama
"- She's right! - No doubt about it. - Daylight come!"
Futurama
"You're under arrest for child cruelty..."
Futurama
"Mm. The "gristle in a blanket" isn't half-bad."
Futurama
"Now, we'll find out if the operation was a success!"
Futurama
"which is why I'm in such a delicate conundrum."
Futurama
"Okey-dokey, see you then."
Futurama
"Daddy Bender, I want a piggyback ride!"
Futurama
"We'll miss you, Daddy Bender."
Futurama
"Hi, Bender. We'd like to adopt a child."
Futurama
"I'm so sorry I teased you back then."
Futurama
"Hold onto your hats."
Futurama
"And just in time to screw up this picture I took."
Futurama
"- Kids have names? - My name is Nina, and his name's Albert..."
Futurama
"Daddy's tryin' to score with a cheap floozy right now."
Futurama
"I'd like an extra-beautiful bouquet, for my extra-gorgeous sweetheart."
Futurama
"Thanks for comin' out to get to know my boyfriend."
Futurama
"- 'Bout time! - That's my boy!"
Futurama
"Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!"
Futurama
"- You are a calculator. - I mean, a good calculator."
Futurama
"selling children as food and misrepresenting the weight of livestock."
Futurama
"- I'm Albert. - Kind of fatty."
Futurama
"Oh, all right. If you really want that one..."
Futurama
"and we can go have some fun."
Futurama
"Average, please."
Futurama
"A hundred dollars a week!"
Futurama