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Clips from Futurama - The Cyber House Rules (S03E03)

"No, it's called "parenting.""
Futurama
"- Yea! - Our daddy's a giant toy!"
Futurama
"Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea."
Futurama
"I'm sure Leela's tired of morons gaping at her eye all the time."
Futurama
"I used to be too cute, so I had cuteness reduction surgery."
Futurama
"You guys are crazy. Leela doesn't need surgery."
Futurama
"But you're better than normal. You're abnormal."
Futurama
"If you ask me, you shouldn't care what other people think."
Futurama
"You're right! I'll start by not caring what you think."
Futurama
"I'm getting the surgery!"
Futurama
"Wonderful. And while you're under the knife..."
Futurama
"you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies."
Futurama
"Oh! I'm sorry."
Futurama
"Wow! Look at me!"
Futurama
"But when I do, I enjoy it."
Futurama
"Hooray!"
Futurama
"Oh!"
Futurama
"I've never felt so unremarkable!"
Futurama
"Today, I actually blended in with a crowd!"
Futurama
"Kids, meet the jerkbags I work with."
Futurama
"Oh! They're so cute! What are their names?"
Futurama
"And from now on, you're all named Bender Junior!"
Futurama
"Lookee here. My first government stipend check."
Futurama
"Twelve baby humans, 1,200 wing-wangs."
Futurama
"Daddy Bender, we're hungry!"
Futurama
"What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food!"
Futurama
"Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food."
Futurama
"No! The cat shelter's on to me."
Futurama
"Hello, Leela."
Futurama
"so I thought I'd drop in for your follow-up exam."
Futurama
"Oh! That's so handsome of you."
Futurama
"Just follow the light with your eyes."
Futurama
"Perfect! You know, a guy could fall head over heels for a gal like you."
Futurama
"- What are you saying? - I've never been good with words..."
Futurama
"- You're just jealous. - No, I'm not!"
Futurama
"Fry, I just want to try dating a normal man..."
Futurama
"I think I deserve that once in life."
Futurama
"Be careful with that Adlai, Leela. He's a doctor. They're very poor."
Futurama
"- Actually, most doctors are rich. - What?"
Futurama
"When did this happen? You're joking, right? That's not funny!"
Futurama
"Okay, they got everything you need here."
Futurama
"Booze, a couple of peanuts..."
Futurama
"- Yeah! - Then knock yourself out."
Futurama
"I'm tryin' to make a profit here."
Futurama
"Daddy, Bethany's hitting me!"
Futurama
"- These kids yours? - Yeah."
Futurama
"So he needs you to cram a Tinkertoy in it."
Futurama
"I love you, Daddy Bender."
Futurama
"Hey! What the hell are you doin'?"
Futurama
"- Quit huggin' me. - I guess you're busy."
Futurama
"- I'll catch you later. - You morons! I don't know what you're tryin' to pull..."
Futurama
"but I got half a mind to hug each and every one of you and see how you like it!"
Futurama
"- A place no one could object to. - That sounds wonderful."
Futurama
"You make me feel so not weird."
Futurama
"- Isn't he dreamy? - Totally."
Futurama
"Oh, Adlai! Stop."
Futurama
"What's so wonderful about Leela being normal?"
Futurama
"The rest of us aren't normal, and that's what makes us great."
Futurama
"- and does. - Damn right!"
Futurama
"And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot."
Futurama
"- Oh, ay, eeh, ay. - Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant."
Futurama
"- Oops! - And Fry, you've got that brain thing!"
Futurama
"I already did. So, Leela, do you want to be like us?"
Futurama
"Or do you want to be like Adlai,"
Futurama
"That's the dumbest question I ever heard."
Futurama
"Remember your manners, kids. Forks go in the left pocket, spoons in the right."
Futurama
"Which one of you cutie muffins gets the children's spicy squab?"
Futurama
"- Me! - Ap-dap-dap-dap!"
Futurama
"What do we say when someone gives you something?"
Futurama
"And here's your check. Bam!"
Futurama
"I gotta go poopy."
Futurama
"Well, you shoulda gone poopy before it was time to rat out on the check!"
Futurama
"Come on! Go! Go! Through the kitchen!"
Futurama
"You little crooks! If I catch you..."
Futurama
"Us? Me? You? Kids?"
Futurama
"That's correct. It's time to stop living this vida bachelor loca."
Futurama
"This is the most beautiful moment of my life."
Futurama
"Tell us a story, Daddy Bender!"
Futurama
"We wanna hear this one again."
Futurama
""Bender's Arrest Record."
Futurama
""On March 3, at 2:00 p. M..."
Futurama
"Bender was caught shoplifting.""
Futurama
"Oh, there he is."
Futurama
"Okay, kids. It's 9:00, and you know what that means."
Futurama
"Daddy's sick o' lookin' at ya. So go to bed."
Futurama
"Aww!"
Futurama
"Now, to figure out how much money I'm rakin' in off those twerps."
Futurama
"Ow! I need a calculator."
Futurama
"I'm gettin' a hundred bucks a kid..."
Futurama
"and they're costin' me 110!"
Futurama
"Ugh. There goes my new kitchen cabinets."
Futurama
"The kids have got to go."
Futurama
"Daddy? How do I flush you?"
Futurama
"Just go to bed!"
Futurama
"You know, doing this jigsaw puzzle of a pacifier factory..."
Futurama
"Since we're both orphans, maybe we should adopt a child."
Futurama
"Adoption? Yes, that's acceptable."
Futurama
"Heck, it's more than acceptable, it's adequately satisfactory."
Futurama
"Hello? Imperial Dragon Restaurant?"
Futurama
"Let me check."
Futurama
"Oh, aren't you a cutie?"
Futurama
"About 35 pounds."
Futurama
"What?"
Futurama
"Because Honest Bender's Orphanarium means discount orphans."
Futurama
"Now, little lady, what do I have to do to send you home with 12 orphans today?"
Futurama
"- Uh, I'm afraid we only want one. - Whatever you say, chief."
Futurama
"I'll show you what I got in stock."
Futurama
"I remember this from when we were kids."
Futurama
"The warden would trot you out in front of prospective parents..."
Futurama
"and they'd judge you like a piece of meat."
Futurama
"If you're strapped for cash, you might want to consider this irregular unit."
Futurama
"Cursed with a third ear, but so full of that emotion..."
Futurama
"One time, I did a hundred jump ropes."
Futurama
"Oh! I can't decide! We're gonna have to think about it."
Futurama
"- But it's 10:00 in the morning! - I said, hit the hay!"
Futurama
"Oh, they're all so adorable!"
Futurama
"Yeah. You know..."
Futurama
"it's times like this, I can hardly bear to let them go."
Futurama
"Good night, you princes of Maine!"
Futurama
"child endangerment, depriving children of food..."
Futurama
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