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Clips from Futurama - The Cyber House Rules (S03E03)

"One, two. One, two, three!"
Futurama
"and they couldn't believe it!"
Futurama
"Bender, stop!"
Futurama
"- It's a baby! - A baby what? Ow!"
Futurama
"My eyes may not work, but at least I got two of them."
Futurama
"Oh."
Futurama
"- who eat all the hors d'oeuvres. - Well."
Futurama
"Set a course for adventure!"
Futurama
"Ah! Those were happier days."
Futurama
"Hey, look. It's our old group picture."
Futurama
"One Eye, One Eye!"
Futurama
"So? What you been up to since you left the orphanarium?"
Futurama
"Oh, livin' in a box, fightin' the shakes. You?"
Futurama
"- Oh! - Wow!"
Futurama
"She's not gussied up, duded out, getting down, or where it's at."
Futurama
"- Oh, I'm a doctor. - A tall doctor, you say."
Futurama
"It's a great way to have a kid without having sex."
Futurama
"Really?"
Futurama
"Hmm."
Futurama
"Oh-h-h!"
Futurama
"I think cosmetic surgery's great, Leela."
Futurama
"Here and here."
Futurama
"- You look great the way you are. - Oh, that's so sweet, Fry."
Futurama
"But for once in my life, I just want to look normal."
Futurama
"- That-a-girl! - Right on! - Good call."
Futurama
"Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo..."
Futurama
"This is the wrong patient."
Futurama
"Bah! I think she looked fine before."
Futurama
"Although I don't have the hang of blinking yet."
Futurama
"You'll get it. Personally, I try not to blink too much, because it seems flashy."
Futurama
"Could we have Bender Burgers again?"
Futurama
"- Will you go out with me this Sunday? - Sure!"
Futurama
"This is so unfair. I liked you back when you were a cyclops."
Futurama
"That guy's only interested now that you have two eyes."
Futurama
"- Yea! - Aw, come on!"
Futurama
"I thought I'd take you someplace ordinary."
Futurama
"or tried to burn me..."
Futurama
"Uh, listen. I just want you all to know, your Leela's one standard lady."
Futurama
"Like Dr. Zoidberg. He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage..."
Futurama
"- Tally me banana! - Amy's a klutz from Mars."
Futurama
"with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?"
Futurama
"You know..."
Futurama
"seeing that strange robot force 12 children to do his bidding..."
Futurama
"- Settle down and have kids. - Oh, Adlai."
Futurama
"Daddy's tired. Let's just have another dog pile on Fry."
Futurama
"Story, story, story!"
Futurama
"- All right, fine. Gather around. - Yea!"
Futurama
"The grownups have to talk. Come on, Ma."
Futurama
"I'm not sittin' through one more P. T.A. Meeting!"
Futurama
"makes me want to have children with you all the more."
Futurama
"I've got a herd of you-know-whats for sale."
Futurama
"Well, you've come to the right place."
Futurama
"- No vampire in there. - Uh... Mm... - Hmm. Well, uh..."
Futurama
"You kings of New New England!"
Futurama
"On the other hand, the children bring up a good point."
Futurama
"- Damn right I was! - Yea!"
Futurama
"I also have a tail!"
Futurama
"- Why should I do that? - Listen, buddy."
Futurama
"In recognition of Bender's generous gift..."
Futurama
"Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything."
Futurama
"We know robots don't have emotions, but..."
Futurama
"I just got all the gum off of there."
Futurama
"Hey! Hey! I hate you!"
Futurama
"I hate you all!"
Futurama
"They were delicious! But I digress."
Futurama
"Could one of you guys get that?"
Futurama
"It's a doorbell baby!"
Futurama
"Hello, little guy. You know, I was abandoned as a baby too."
Futurama
"Oh, it's just a card! From the orphanarium I grew up in."
Futurama
"Oh! Leela, you're invited to a reunion..."
Futurama
"Please stand clear of self-destructing basket."
Futurama
"A reunion at your old orphanarium, eh?"
Futurama
"I never want to see those other orphans again."
Futurama
"Not after the way they used to pick on me."
Futurama
"One Eye, One Eye, One Eye!"
Futurama
"Nice depth perception, One Eye!"
Futurama
"Aw, that's terrible, Leela."
Futurama
"But imagine the look on their faces when you show up with two friends..."
Futurama
"I wouldn't mind rubbing my success in a few choice faces."
Futurama
"- Ew! - What a dump!"
Futurama
"Oh! Just like old times."
Futurama
"Gosh. The bars on the windows seemed so much thicker back then."
Futurama
"Mr. Vogel?"
Futurama
"- Remember me? - Leela!"
Futurama
"You're worthless, and no one will ever love you!"
Futurama
"You used to say that all the time."
Futurama
"And try one of these popsicle sticks. They've absorbed quite a bit of flavor."
Futurama
"I don't see you anywhere."
Futurama
"That's me, over in "Cootie-town.""
Futurama
"Whoo! Get a load of this average-looking guy."
Futurama
"That's Adlai Atkins. I used to have kind of a crush on him."
Futurama
"- Stupid as a French guy! - One Eye, One Eye, One Eye, One Eye..."
Futurama
"Well, it's time to say hello to the old gang."
Futurama
"Sellin' kidneys, teeth. Whatever falls out of me."
Futurama
"And what am I up to, you ask? Why, I'm a very successful space captain."
Futurama
"- How nice for you, Leela. - That's so good..."
Futurama
"for a person with one eye."
Futurama
"Hey! You can't feel sorry for me."
Futurama
"I'm a space captain, and you're a bunch of losers."
Futurama
"Well, if it isn't old One Eye."
Futurama
"Oh, yeah? Well, shut up, Cane Boy!"
Futurama
"Leave Leela alone. She's leading a perfectly normal life."
Futurama
"Now, run along."
Futurama
"Thanks, Adlai. I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball..."
Futurama
"- Oddball. - Nonsense, you're a space captain."
Futurama
"- That's a fine conventional profession. - Well, you know."
Futurama
"It's just for a package delivery service."
Futurama
"Ah-ah! A package is just a box until it's delivered."
Futurama
"Huh! I'd never thought of it that way."
Futurama
"So what do you do these days?"
Futurama
"Have you thought about adopting one of our kids?"
Futurama
"- Sure haven't. - Keep adoption in mind."
Futurama
"Let me make it up to you. I can fix it so no one ever makes fun of you again."
Futurama
"You mean, by beating them up?"
Futurama
"Because I've broken that blind kid's nose, like, ten times, and it doesn't make any difference."
Futurama
"No, I specialize in phaser eye surgery."
Futurama
"It won't be able to see, but you'll look like a perfectly normal..."
Futurama
"two-eyed person."
Futurama
"Hmm!"
Futurama
"Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?"
Futurama
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