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Clips from Futurama - Ghost in the Machines (S06E06)

"Glad I'm not him, whoever he is."
Futurama
"Fry, as his only friend, you should have first pick of body parts."
Futurama
"What's wrong with you guys? This is comedy gold."
Futurama
"He always had my back. So I'll take his arm."
Futurama
"I love you, Bender!"
Futurama
"Somebody hand me a bolt cutter."
Futurama
"Hey, dip-schlitz, that's not me. I'm right here. Hello?"
Futurama
"Why can't anybody hear my witty remarks?"
Futurama
"You wish."
Futurama
"Why is everyone else ignoring me?"
Futurama
"Isn't it obvious, Bender?"
Futurama
"What? I thought I just had laryngitis and antigravity."
Futurama
"Come down to my office and I'll explain everything."
Futurama
"And I'll take my answer in any form but a song."
Futurama
"Oh, you're no fun."
Futurama
"No, just the regular kind."
Futurama
"Because you killed yourself, you're in limbo."
Futurama
"Adoy. Wait. Adoy?"
Futurama
"Your disembodied program is now"
Futurama
"running on the wireless network"
Futurama
"shared by all machinery."
Futurama
"Cut to the chase, smokey."
Futurama
"That's the laughy part."
Futurama
"An infinite loop? I don't have time for that!"
Futurama
"Man, this is all Fry's fault."
Futurama
"Fry? I hate that guy. We once traded hands."
Futurama
"They still stink of candy corn."
Futurama
"was more valuable than robot life."
Futurama
"What? After all you've done for him?"
Futurama
"Fry must die!"
Futurama
"I know, right? I'd murder him good, if only I was still alive."
Futurama
"Bender, would you like to make a deal?"
Futurama
"So, yes, absolutely."
Futurama
"I'll return you to your body"
Futurama
"after you use your ghostly powers to scare Fry to death."
Futurama
"That sounds fair and also fun."
Futurama
"I like that there's no catch this time."
Futurama
"Crap!"
Futurama
"If you fail, you'll spend eternity here in robot hell."
Futurama
"Which, as luck would have it, is where I rehearse my band."
Futurama
"Hit it, boys!"
Futurama
"Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it! Just stop the damn music!"
Futurama
"Scare Fry to death? Ha! I could do that in my sleep."
Futurama
"Whoo! Whoo-oo-oo-oo!"
Futurama
"What are you? Deaf?"
Futurama
"Whoo! Whoo!"
Futurama
"Hmm. Soap. I know Fry's afraid of that."
Futurama
"Maybe he'll die if I rub him all over with it, real slow."
Futurama
"Whoa, sick! My software can control electronics!"
Futurama
"What the..."
Futurama
"requests to bite one's shiny metal ass are down 98%."
Futurama
"By my bathroom! I'm being haunted by a ghost!"
Futurama
"Fry, you're just upset because you drove Bender to suicide."
Futurama
"Here. Take your mind off it with these soothing relaxation balls."
Futurama
"All right. I got him all heebie-jeebied with my bathroom of horrors."
Futurama
"One more good scare, and I'll be out of limbo."
Futurama
"Ooh. Did someone say limbo?"
Futurama
"No. Nothing."
Futurama
"Hold onto your dookie. It's about to get spooky!"
Futurama
"I'm telling you, something supernatural is happening."
Futurama
"Whoa, maybe you're right. I only meant to slap you twice."
Futurama
"All I know is I've got a ghost that needs busting."
Futurama
"Gho..."
Futurama
"Oh, Fuff, enough of your superstitious nonsense."
Futurama
"I'm sure that whatever is happening can be explained by science."
Futurama
"Let the seance begin."
Futurama
"I said science!"
Futurama
"I'm right here, you lazy shyster."
Futurama
"Ow!"
Futurama
"Is it a ghost?"
Futurama
"There's no such thing as ghosts, you donkey-monkey."
Futurama
"It's a robot ghost."
Futurama
"Me, dumbass. Bender, Bender, Bender, Bender!"
Futurama
"Ah, tell him, you baggy old crone."
Futurama
"Finally. Any more ridiculous ideas?"
Futurama
"Hallelujah."
Futurama
"I'm here to conduct the exorcism"
Futurama
"Can I get an amen and a goodly helping"
Futurama
"of Scruffy's famous corn biscuits?"
Futurama
"Oh, lord. I got the too-much-macaroni sweats."
Futurama
"Please, I'm under constant attack by machinery."
Futurama
"I can't sleep, I can't think, I can't even think."
Futurama
"This sacramental firewall scans for"
Futurama
"and removes ghostware in a 20 foot radius."
Futurama
"It also keeps cats off the sofa by killing 'em."
Futurama
"Ah. So quiet, so peaceful."
Futurama
"Time to lower my guard even for a minute."
Futurama
"Ow!"
Futurama
"Heart attack."
Futurama
"Yep, I was right."
Futurama
"Okay, Beelzy, Fry's dead."
Futurama
"Survived a heart attack?"
Futurama
"Damn you, Obama-care!"
Futurama
"Not helping him."
Futurama
"One more sudden shock will kill you."
Futurama
"Sudden? That's just the kind of one more shock I was planning."
Futurama
"The machines, they're after me."
Futurama
"You're suffering from machine phobia."
Futurama
"Your only hope is to go to the Amish Home World,"
Futurama
"The only machine I'll ever miss is Bender."
Futurama
"Say what?"
Futurama
"Now that he's gone, I realize how valuable a robot life can be,"
Futurama
"when it belongs to my best friend."
Futurama
"That's the closest thing to "Bender is great""
Futurama
"Well, yank my beard. This be a surprise."
Futurama
"Thank you for asking, English."
Futurama
"My life is simple but plain, and though Bender be gone,"
Futurama
"somehow I feel he's still with me."
Futurama
"I sure am, Brother Fry."
Futurama
"Ah, right, you can't hear me."
Futurama
"Oh, I hear you loud and clear."
Futurama
"You're not Granny Hester."
Futurama
"What have you done with Granny Hester?"
Futurama
"She's naked but unharmed."
Futurama
"And now, Bender, it's time to fulfill your end of the deal."
Futurama
"Sorry, I'm not going to kill Fry."
Futurama
"Take me to hell for all eternity,"
Futurama
"just as long as my little bearded meat bag gets to live."
Futurama
"That he will not, for you see, it is your fate to kill him."
Futurama
"Says you. I would never kill Fry, not even to save my own life."
Futurama
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