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Clips from The Simpsons - The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (S08E08)

"Catch you on the flip side, "dudemeisters." Not!"
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"to the extreme!"
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"Ah, that stunk!"
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"Well, what did everybody think?"
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"[All Muttering]"
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"Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy and Chimpy I've ever seen."
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"Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer."
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"Yes, we can."
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"- [Door Slamming] - Well, at least I liked it. Didn't I?"
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"Now, look sad and say "d'oh.""
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"It's just that Poochie was a soulless by-product of committee thinking."
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"You can't be cool just by spouting a bunch of worn-out buzzwords."
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"- Don't have a cow, Lise. - Bart's right."
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"Let's none of us have a cow."
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"All that matters is that the fans of the show liked it."
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"the worst episode ever!"
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"As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me."
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"Worst episode ever."
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"It looks like the beginning of the end for the venerable Itchy and Scratchy program."
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"For years, TV critics such as yours truly, Kent Brockman..."
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"Yesterday our prayers were finally answered..."
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"when Poochie the Dog made his howlingly unfunny debut."
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"Far be it from me to gloat in another's downfall..."
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"when this puppy is put to sleep. [Laughing]"
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"[Cries] What the hell happened?"
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"coupled with the overall crumminess of Poochie."
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"[Crying] Please! I'm gettin' egged on the street!"
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"Do somethin'! Do somethin'!"
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"[Crying Continues]"
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"- [Knocking] - Uh, hi, Mr. Meyers."
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"I've been doing some thinking, and I got some ideas to improve the show."
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"Uh, one: Poochie needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine."
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"Two: Whenever Poochie's not on screen..."
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"all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Poochie?""
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"- [Man] Okay, so, anyway- - Hmm."
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"[Chattering Continues]"
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"Really? Oh, how terrible."
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"Yes, terrible."
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"It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers."
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"They make me madder than a, um, yak in heat!"
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"You're right, Marge. It's not my fault."
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"I'm not gonna let 'em treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy."
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"- Right on, Mr. S. - Put a sock in it, Roy."
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"Okay, so here's where Itchy lunges at Poochie..."
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"- Cue sound effects. - [Chain Saw Sound]"
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"- Rustier! - [Rustier Sound]"
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"Just stick to the script as written, Homer."
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"You're supposed to say, " Please cut off my head. I don't deserve to live.""
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"But first he has to win back the audience."
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"That's why I'm gonna read these lines I wrote myself with my own two hands."
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"Forget it, Homer! We can do this show without you if we have to."
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"- But not without me. - Oh, geez!"
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"Let him try the new lines."
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"All right. All right. We'll try them. Action."
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"I know there's a lot of people who don't like me and wish I would go away..."
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"and I think we got off on the wrong foot."
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"I know I can come off a little proactive, and for that I'm sorry."
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"But if everyone could find a place in their hearts for the little dog nobody wanted..."
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"And... cut."
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"but the new one's gonna be better than 10 Super Bowls!"
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"I don't wanna oversell it. Judge for yourself."
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"Hi, Poochie! You look like you've got something to say."
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"- Do you? - Yes, I certainly do."
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"## [Organ]"
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"Wow! Poochie came from another planet?"
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"Those finks double-crossed me!"
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"Poochie's dead! [Guffawing]"
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"[Cheering]"
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"Well, kids, we all know that sometimes when cartoon characters die..."
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"they're back again the very next week."
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"This document conforms to all applicable laws and statutes."
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"[Children Cheering]"
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"- Oh, yeah! - [TV Switches Off]"
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"Tough break, Dad. I guess people just weren't ready for Poochie."
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"- Maybe in a few years. - Good news, everybody."
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"I'm movin' into my own apartment with two sexy ladies."
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"Well, I guess I learned my lesson."
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"The thing is, I lost creative control of the project."
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"Well, live and learn."
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"## [Instrumental]"
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"Oh!"
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"[Laughs] It's back to the basics- classic Itchy and Scratchy."
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"We should thank our lucky stars they're still putting on..."
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"What else is on?"
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"[Guffawing]"
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"[Screams]"
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"- [Screaming] - [Giggling]"
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"Don't come back till you fix Itchy and Scratchy."
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"I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department."
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"- [Knob Beeping] - Hey, quit it!"
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"And also you should win things by watching."
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"In your dreams. We're talking the original dog from hell."
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"- Only more proactive. - Yeah!"
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"- Oh, yeah, bingo! There it is right there! - Yeah, that works."
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"- Morning, Roy. - Yeah, hi, Roy."
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"Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!"
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"That's it! You've got the job!"
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"Oh, now I got the job, huh? Oh, thank you."
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"Okay, Homer, let's get a level check on your voice."
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"[Clears Throat] Your attention, please."
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"D'oh."
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"Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes..."
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"Poochie could be bigger than curly fries."
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"I know we can make 'em laugh..."
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"They like Itchy. They like Scratchy."
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"[Itchy's Voice] Are you prepared to die, Poochie?"
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"You're here 'cause your Itchy and Scratchy cartoons are stinking up my ratings!"
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"- [Tires Screeching] - [Grunts]"
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"[All Laughing]"
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"Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog."
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"Uh, I guess."
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"Last night's Itchy and Scratchy was, without a doubt..."
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"[Itchy's Voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say."
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"No. No. The animal chain of command goes..."
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"[Muttering] Kaboom!"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, you know, it's good."
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"Would you kids like to come with me?"
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"No, it's not your fault, Dad. You did fine."
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