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Clips from The Simpsons - The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (S08E08)

"Okay, how many of you kids would like Itchy and Scratchy..."
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"- [All Shouting] - Great idea! Yeah, that's it!"
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"And who would like to see them do just the opposite-"
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"[All Shouting]"
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"So you want a realistic, down-to-earth show..."
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"that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?"
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"- That's right. - Yeah, good."
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"That's why you're still kids- 'cause you're stupid!"
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"[Crying]"
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"- [Buzzing] - Mommy!"
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"Um, excuse me, sir."
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"The thing is, there's not really anything wrong with the Itchy and Scratchy Show."
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"the characters just can't have the same impact they once had."
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"That's it. That's it, little girl!"
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"You saved Itchy and Scratchy!"
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"Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save Itchy and Scratchy."
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"Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save Itchy and Scratchy."
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"I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show."
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"It is so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it."
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"One that today's kids can relate to!"
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"I mean, I don't want to sound pretentious here..."
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"but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad."
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"Hey, this ain't art! It's business!"
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"What do ya got in mind? Sexy broad? Gangster octopus?"
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"D-O-G."
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"You mean Cerberus?"
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"We at the network want a dog with attitude."
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"Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay.""
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"Consistently and thoroughly."
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"- So he's proactive, huh? - Oh, God, yes."
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"We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm."
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"Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"-"
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"aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?"
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"Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that."
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"The rest of you writers start thinking up a name for this funky dog."
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"No, no, no."
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"Um, wh-wh-what do you mean exactly?"
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"Oh, you know, attitude! Attitude! Uh, sunglasses!"
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"Can we put him in more of a hip-hop context?"
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"Forget context. He's gotta be a surfer. Give me a nice schmear of surfer."
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"I feel we should "rastafy" him by 10% or so."
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"Hmm. I think he needs a little more attitude."
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"Hey, Lise, look. They're adding a new character to Itchy and Scratchy."
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"Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings."
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"Yo, yo. How's it hangin', everybody?"
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"Hey, they're having open casting for the voice of Poochie."
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"You should try out, Dad. You have a funny voice."
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"- I do not! - Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?"
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"- I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick. - Well, here. Say something."
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"Hey, this is Homer Simpson saying howdy..."
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"- Hey, this is Homer Simpson saying- - [Screams]"
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"I don't sound like that, do I?"
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"Oh, I don't like having such a hilarious voice."
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"Whoa! A talking dog."
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"[Laughs] What were you guys smokin' when you came up with that?"
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"Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog."
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"You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect!"
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"Next to you, perfection is crap!"
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"Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such cartoons as..."
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"Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp."
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"You're even better than this guy."
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"- Take a hike, you bum. - [Groans]"
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"[Clears Throat] Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog."
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"Now, that's just bad. You got no attitude, you're barely outrageous..."
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"and I don't know what you're in, but it's not my face."
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"- Next. - Oh, no attitude, eh? Not in your face, huh?"
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"That's it! That's the Poochie attitude! Do that again."
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"Huh? I can't. I don't remember what I did."
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"Then you don't get the job. Next."
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"Oh, I don't get the job, do I? Well, boo-hoo!"
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"I don't get to be a cartoon dog!"
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"She smells sheet smells by the sheet "shtore.""
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"Wait. Wait. Let me try it again."
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"You? But you're a lady."
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"[Scratchy's Voice] A beautiful lady."
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"[Laughing] Hey, that really is you!"
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"How'd you get to be so good?"
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"Oh, just experience, I suppose."
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"- I started out as Roadrunner. "Meep." - You mean "meep-meep"?"
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"No. They only paid me to say it once."
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"- You folks ready to begin? - Uh, I guess. Is this episode going on the air live?"
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"No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live."
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"In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone..."
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"he strikes the same rib twice in succession..."
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"yet he produces two clearly different tones."
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"Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder."
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"- Uh, well, uh- - I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question."
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"Why would a man whose shirt says "genius at work"..."
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"spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?"
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"I withdraw my question."
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"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Simpson."
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"On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM..."
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"is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?"
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"You're a lifesaver, Homer. I can't deal with these hard-core fans."
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"- Uh, in episode- - Uh, your attention, please!"
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"Mr. Simpson will now be autographing 8-by-10 glossies of Poochie."
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"One per customer. Please form a line."
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"There will be no cutting. I'm talking to you, Mr. Cutter."
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"and three out to my friend of the same name."
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"[Marge] I'm so glad you couldjoin us for Homer's big premiere."
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"- [Chattering] - Poochie's based on me."
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"- I'm not a girl! Are you blind? - Yes."
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"I am stoked, Mr. S."
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"Once in a great while, we are privileged to experience a television event..."
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"so extraordinary, it becomes part of our shared heritage."
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"1969- man walks on the moon."
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"1971 - man walks on the moon... again."
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"Then for a long time, nothing happened."
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"Until tonight."
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"[Children Cheering]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"Look, Scratchy! It's our new friend, Poochie!"
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"What's that name again? I forgot."
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"♪ [Rapping] The name's Poochie D and I rock the telly ♪"
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"Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude."
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"He's totally in my face."
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"Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on? Midge, help me out here."
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"Quiet! You're missing the jokes."
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"## [Rock]"
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