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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross's Thing (S03E03)

"Often these things are nothing more than negative energy..."
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"...trying to escape your body."
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"Now. This is not gonna come off unless you learn to love it, my friend."
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"There is absolutely no way this is gonna come off..."
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"- How's that? - Got caught in my watch."
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"- And I look at my life... - Yeah."
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"...and I feel like I've conquered the business world."
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"And now I have the most beautiful woman in the world."
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"It's time for me to conquer the physical world."
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"Monica, I wanna become..."
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"...the Ultimate Fighting Champion."
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"You wanna what?"
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"I wanna become the Ultimate Fighting Champion."
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"It's the most intense physical competition in the world."
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"It's banned in 49 states."
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"My trainer, Hoshi, is teaching me..."
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"I want you close enough to smell the blood."
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"Crazy underwear Always in a rut"
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"Oh, no. What is he doing here?"
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"Okay, thank you."
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"What's going on here? Who's this guy?"
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"I don't know! He just started kissing me. Get him, Vince!"
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"- What? - What?"
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"And it's been really horrible because it's been..."
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"Phoebe, relax. It's okay. I mean..."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"We haven't been going out that long."
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"Come on, we haven't even slept together yet."
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"Well, I made you a candlelight dinner in the park."
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"You know, Phoebe. I'm gonna make this real easy for you."
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"Well, that could have been really awkward."
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"You made him a candlelight dinner in the park?"
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"Yeah, but I can do that for you. I'm gonna do that for you."
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"I can't believe I ever went out with somebody..."
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"...who would actually have an open flame in the middle of a wooded area!"
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"Everything's gonna be all right."
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"Okay, Dick?"
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"He's supposed to be a duck, right? Because otherwise..."
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"...this is way out of my league."
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"Yeah. He's got a really bad cough, and our vet can't do anything about it."
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"Is there something you can do?"
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"Let me see. Let me see."
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"Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?"
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"We need, like, a good mechanic."
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"- What? - It's probably just low on coolant."
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"What are you doing?"
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"He's good with weird things. Bring him in too."
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"I really enjoy these little talks we have."
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"It's making me crazy!"
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"All right, less lights! Bad lights!"
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"See? You just need the right command."
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"I guess that's how."
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"- Hi. - How you doing?"
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"...just so I know, is it good news or bad news?"
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"- How's it going? - It's still me."
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"Well, it's good news. It's good news."
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"And that's Pete's mom."
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"So, what's up?"
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"Wait! Wait! Wait!"
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"It is so weird."
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"I know it's a little sudden, and it's rushed..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You must be Ross."
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"As I suspected, it's a kundus."
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"And I'm afraid we're gonna have to use a much stronger tool."
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"So let me hear you say, you will love the kundus."
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"What was that?"
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"Well, it's gone."
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"What's that?"
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"Okay."
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"Crazy underwear Creeping up my butt"
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"Neither did we. So give yourself a break."
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"You haven't?"
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"- You have? - Well, this is none of my business."
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"I just checked my messages."
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"- And? - Well, that's it."
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"I won't get rich doing it, but I gotta say, it's cool..."
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"No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole."
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"Ninety-eight hot saves. Highest on the force."
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"He said there's definitely nothing to worry about. It's benign."
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"The worst thing is, he said, being unable to identify it..."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, sure. Go with the sissy."
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"Oh, my!"
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"On your first date, you went to Rome."
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"...how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Karan?"
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"You know? They'd call it "The Ross.""
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"This place is amazing."
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"What's a "kundus"?"
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"Well, for clubbing."
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"Okay, don't be mad at me, but I couldn't resist."
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"Okay. So I'll see you soon."
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"You have to make it a theme wedding. And the theme could be:"
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"It's just that I thought we had something pretty special here."
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"So do they know about each other?"
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"...knowing you're making a difference in a kid's life."
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"- No. No. - Well, we don't need a fireman."
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"That's all it is. A third nipple."
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"Monica, how's it going?"
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"Lights."
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"What do you know? You married a lesbian!"
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"All right, just keep playing. Keep playing."
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"Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win."
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"My parents will be so happy."
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"So there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about."
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"I've been doing a lot of thinking."
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"The One With Ross's Thing"
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"You're right. I know."
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"Okay, no, they don't know."
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"If he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should do it..."
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"Or..."
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"Jason is not a sissy."
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"You know, I have dinner plans."
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"Hold on a second, I have another call."
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"Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later."
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"I'm sorry. I can't talk."
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"He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me."
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"Please lie down."
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"And I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world."
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"- Wow. - But there's one thing missing."
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