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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross's Thing (S03E03)

"- What is it? - He couldn't even tell me."
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"- So it's just skin. - Well, no. He said it's skinlike."
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"...he was reluctant to remove it."
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"'Cause when I went in there with my third nipple..."
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"...he just lopped it right off."
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"I mean, not as lucky as people who are born with two nipples."
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"At least they knew what yours was. You know? Yours had a name."
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"Maybe they'll name yours after you."
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"And then people would be, like, "Oh, he's got a Ross.""
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"He said that when he gets back, "We need to talk.""
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"People never say, "We need to talk," unless it's something bad."
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"That doesn't necessarily mean he's breaking up with you."
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"- Really? - Maybe he just cheated on you."
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"That is so great."
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"Oh, my God! Here they come! We gotta get out of here!"
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"You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off."
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"Take your shirt off. Let's see what we're dealing with."
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"Just showing you my run-of-the-mill, slice-it-right-off third nipple."
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"Well, then, what is it?"
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"Wait a minute. Hold it."
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"- Jansen, come in here. - I'm with Hamilton."
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"You know what? If he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water them."
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"...if you know what I mean."
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"...we could go and pee on them."
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"I can't take it, you know."
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"I'm afraid one of them will catch me with the other."
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"Why don't you break up with one of them?"
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"What happened to playing the field?"
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"It doesn't feel like playing anymore."
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"It feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field."
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"Which one do you like more?"
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"Vince is great, you know? Because he's, like, a "guy" guy."
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"He's just so burly, so very burly."
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"Sensitive is important. Pick him."
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"No. No. I meant Chandler."
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"Thank you so much for coming on such a short notice."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been practicing medicine for 23 years..."
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"Okay, this is the den."
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"Yes. And the dimmer switch."
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"For a rich guy, that's a small TV."
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"That's the videophone."
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"But you're not supposed to be here, so don't touch anything!"
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"The refrigerator told me to have a great day."
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"Look, a millionaire's checkbook."
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"How the hell do you answer a videophone?"
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"Monica?"
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"Just here, watering the plants."
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"Don't forget that ficus there by Rachel."
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"Chandler's on the couch!"
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"I see him. You guys are the worst hiders, ever."
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"It's good news. It's definitely good news."
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"No. I've got picture-in-picture here."
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"Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back."
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"- Okay. I love you. - I love you."
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"- What do you think the good news is? - Look at this!"
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"He wrote a check for $50,000 to "Hugo Lindgren's Ring Design.""
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"Sorry. What do you think the good news is?"
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"Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!"
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"You gotta get Mom on the phone! Call Mom! Call Mom!"
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""Look how much money we've got!""
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"I mean, it'll be dry, but people will like it."
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"Would you stop? We've only gone out a couple of weeks."
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"We don't know if he'll propose."
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"But this is Pete. He's not like other people."
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"Well, if that's what it is, then it's crazy."
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"Monica's right. We're talking about marriage here."
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"She can't just rush into this."
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"Wait until you're in the moment and whatever you feel will be the answer."
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"Pete gets down on his knee and pulls out that pumpkin-sized diamond ring..."
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"- You're going with the teacher? - Yeah."
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"I like Vince a lot, you know? But Jason is so sensitive."
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"...a really, really, really nice body."
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"Jason. Definitely Jason."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Sorry. I was imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet."
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"Excuse me. Is Vince here?"
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"Wow. I didn't know you guys actually used those."
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"Wow. This isn't gonna be easy."
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"I don't think we should see each other anymore."
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"- I'm sorry. - No, it's okay."
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"I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to."
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"There's so much in me I haven't shared with you yet."
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"My God! I didn't know you were so..."
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"I'm gonna go write in my journal."
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"If you wanna take care of that thing, go see my herbal guy."
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"Thank you. But I wanna remove it, I don't want to make it savory."
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"When girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body..."
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"...they tell their friends about it."
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"Give me that."
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"I know you said you'd say no if he asked you but I'm sorry..."
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"You so would!"
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"You should get that anyway."
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"...I was lying in bed, imagining what it would be like to say yes."
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"...and it's not like me to do something like this."
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"But it doesn't mean I can't. Right?"
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"And I know that we want the same things."
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"Mon, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?"
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"- You didn't break up with that fireman? - No. That was my way of telling you."
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"Well, it turns out he's incredibly sensitive."
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"He keeps a journal and he paints."
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"He'd prefer watercolors, but he has easy access to a lot of charcoal."
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"So then, are you gonna dump Jason?"
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"So Jason is sensitive. But now so is Vince."
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"Plus, Vince has the body. You know?"
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"So..."
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"You sounded serious on the phone."
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"Is anything wrong?"
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"- Hi. - I am Guru Saj."
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"Listen, I gotta tell you, I've never been to a guru before, so..."
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"Well, relax. If it makes you feel any better, I've attended..."
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"Well, let's take a look at this skin abnormality of yours."
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"I don't know. What's a kundus with you?"
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"I've got a salve that ought to shrink that right up."
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"I guess it's worth a try."
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"Sure. We should see results..."
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"Clearly not the way to go!"
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"What? What?"
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"We appear to have angered it."
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"I think I see the problem."
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"- Love. - Oh, God!"
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