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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross's Thing (S03E03)

"Or Dick."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I was in the shower, and as I was..."
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"...cleansing myself, I felt something."
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"Was it like a sneeze, only better?"
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"No. I mean, like, a thing on my body."
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"It's kind of in a place that's not..."
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"- Ross, just go see a doc... - Guys, what's...?"
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"But you just started dating that teacher."
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"Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you."
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"- Well? - How'd it go at the doctor's?"
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"He said it was just some sort of skin abnormality."
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"- Okay. So it's not skin. - Well, it's in the skin family."
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"You should go to my guy."
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"So I guess I'm lucky."
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"Yeah, that'd be cool."
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"Pete's breaking up with me."
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"What?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- We'd better call the fire department. - No! No!"
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"Wait. Why?"
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"If I wanted to see a fireman, I'd date one."
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"You know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple."
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"Well, that's not a third nipple."
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"First of all, it's on your ass."
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"You know what you don't see a lot? Topless tap dancing."
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"I gotta go water Pete's plants."
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"So pick one of them."
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"Okay, good. So there you go. Go with Vince."
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"Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive."
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"...and I'm stumped."
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"All right, check this out. Lights!"
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"Lights, go away!"
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"IKEA, this is comfortable."
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"- Oh, God! That's the nicest kitchen. - I know."
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"It's the nicest kitchen."
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"Joey, put that down."
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"Oh, my God, that's Pete. Get out!"
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"Oh, it's good. It's good."
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"Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk..."
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"We love you too!"
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"I mean, you could put money in the invitations."
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"You could have, like, little money place settings."
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"And you could start with a money salad."
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"For most guys, that's like a third or fourth date kind of thing."
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"You could do worse Monica. He's a really good guy."
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"You know what you should do? Don't decide now."
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"I gotta go. I have to break up with Vince."
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"In the long run, I think sensitive is better than having..."
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"- Wish me luck. - Good luck."
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"Oh, sure. Vince!"
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"Good deal."
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"- Brides' magazines? - Yes."
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"I know what I said. But this morning..."
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"I mean, I'm crazy about Pete."
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"And when I thought about saying yes..."
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"...it made me really happy."
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"I know."
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"I need more pie."
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"Yeah, because I have to break up with someone."
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"It's really just about the math."
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"- Jason? - Come on in."
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"...fine medical schools in Central America."
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"Come on, have a seat."
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"We? We angered it?"
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"I love the kundus."
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"...unless you start to..."
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"Romantic lights."
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"Nice."
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"Oh, right. I completely forgot about that."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"...a combination of Jeet Kune Do and Brazilian streetfighting."
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"I even had my own octagon training ring designed."
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"And I suppose you used a ring designer for that."
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"Yeah."
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"What do you think?"
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"Crazy underwear"
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"You'll get through this. You'll be fine."
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"And as always, no one talk to me after the show."
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"Hey. I was just passing by and saw you were playing tonight."
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"It's kind of cool, seeing you up there."
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"Okay. I've been dating both of you."
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"...a lot of fun for me."
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"But I like you both..."
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"...and I didn't know how to choose."
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"So I'm sorry. I'm just terrible. I'm a terrible person."
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"We never said this was exclusive."
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"I can't believe this! You slept with him?"
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"Hello. I am Guru Saj."
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"Wouldn't it be cool if our duck and our chick had a baby?"
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"We could call it Chuck."
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"Listen, I need a favor."
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"- Well, what was it? - Well, I don't know."
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"It's not visually accessible to me. And I was hoping maybe you guys..."
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"...could help me out."
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"Come on, you guys! It's no big deal!"
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"Well, what is it? Is it a mole?"
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"Is it...? What, a pimple?"
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"No, it's..."
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"...fancier than a pimple."
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"Well, it's definite. Two more weeks of winter."
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"Yeah, right."
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"And this is the coffeehouse. This is where I play my music."
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"- Good deal. - These are my friends."
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"People? This is Vince. Vince, the people."
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"Vince is a fireman."
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"Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building?"
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"If Joey and I play with matches, we could get you up to an even 100."
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"Fire safety is not a joke, son."
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"Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight."
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"- See you Saturday. - Okay."
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"He's cute, Pheebs."
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"Oh, Jason? We're seeing each other tonight."
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"Well, Pheebs?"
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"I know, I know. I'm, like, playing the field."
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"I'm juggling two guys. I'm sowing my wild oats."
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"You know, this kind of, like, oat-sowing, field-playing juggler."
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"Does a dog's lips move when he reads?"
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"Hey, guys."
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