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Clips from Scrubs - Our Thanks (S09E09)

and I'll know you have the skills to be a surgeon.

"and I'll know you have the skills to be a surgeon."

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- Are we clear? - As a vodka-tonic.

"- Are we clear? - As a vodka-tonic."

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I'm really disappointed in you guys.

"I'm really disappointed in you guys."

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and you couldn't handle that. What are we going to do about this?

"and you couldn't handle that. What are we going to do about this?"

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- It's Vietnamese Valentine's Day. - (WHISPERING) It's not real.

"- It's Vietnamese Valentine's Day. - (WHISPERING) It's not real."

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DREW: Yeah, I gotta go, too.

"DREW: Yeah, I gotta go, too."

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I gotta figure out what I'm going to do about the giant hole in my wall.

"I gotta figure out what I'm going to do about the giant hole in my wall."

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Sadly, that's not a metaphor.

"Sadly, that's not a metaphor."

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Stop! You guys, we've only been here one semester

"Stop! You guys, we've only been here one semester"

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and we're already becoming jaded.

"and we're already becoming jaded."

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Before Ben was our homework, he was a real human being with a job

"Before Ben was our homework, he was a real human being with a job"

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and a wife and a son, Eric, who's going to be here tomorrow.

"and a wife and a son, Eric, who's going to be here tomorrow."

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Fine. I'll do it myself.

"Fine. I'll do it myself."

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LUCY: Saying how you feel can be tricky.

"LUCY: Saying how you feel can be tricky."

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Some people will do anything to hide their true emotions...

"Some people will do anything to hide their true emotions..."

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What's the big surprise?

"What's the big surprise?"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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- A curtain. - Yeah.

"- A curtain. - Yeah."

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What if I want to come see my stuff?

"What if I want to come see my stuff?"

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That's the best part. It's all back in your closet.

"That's the best part. It's all back in your closet."

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Want to get married? Ha-ha.

"Want to get married? Ha-ha."

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Remember that?

"Remember that?"

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...while others have no problem telling you exactly what's on their mind.

"...while others have no problem telling you exactly what's on their mind."

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- Done! - I'm not even close.

"- Done! - I'm not even close."

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Man, that bear's in bad shape. That's sad, Cole.

"Man, that bear's in bad shape. That's sad, Cole."

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Excuse me. Are you Ben Coleman's son?

"Excuse me. Are you Ben Coleman's son?"

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We worked with your father in our anatomy class.

"We worked with your father in our anatomy class."

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And I'm sort of in charge of our group's tribute to him.

"And I'm sort of in charge of our group's tribute to him."

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And I just wanted to know if there's anything you wanted us to include.

"And I just wanted to know if there's anything you wanted us to include."

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...that you never consider they might not feel the same way.

"...that you never consider they might not feel the same way."

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Well, how about that he was a miserable, horrible dad,

"Well, how about that he was a miserable, horrible dad,"

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who pretty much ruined my childhood,

"who pretty much ruined my childhood,"

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and I'm only here to see him put in the ground?

"and I'm only here to see him put in the ground?"

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I guess I could work that in.

"I guess I could work that in."

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Eric regaled me with horrible stories about Ben.

"Eric regaled me with horrible stories about Ben."

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He was never around when I was a kid.

"He was never around when I was a kid."

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He cheated on my mom.

"He cheated on my mom."

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He didn't call me for 20 years.

"He didn't call me for 20 years."

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Okay, but you gotta admit he was an excellent bowler.

"Okay, but you gotta admit he was an excellent bowler."

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I found a photo from when he rolled that perfect game on June 16, 1976.

"I found a photo from when he rolled that perfect game on June 16, 1976."

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So, that's where he was on my seventh birthday.

"So, that's where he was on my seventh birthday."

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Balls.

"Balls."

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Dr. Cox, I don't know what I'm gonna do about this ceremony. I had this whole...

"Dr. Cox, I don't know what I'm gonna do about this ceremony. I had this whole..."

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(EXCLAIMING)

"(EXCLAIMING)"

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Can't you see I'm reading a very important chart here?

"Can't you see I'm reading a very important chart here?"

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A British tabloid?

"A British tabloid?"

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to protect me from those who would annoy me.

"to protect me from those who would annoy me."

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- Hey, Dr. C. - Shield on.

"- Hey, Dr. C. - Shield on."

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See what you've done?

"See what you've done?"

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You have destroyed the shield-like power of my chart.

"You have destroyed the shield-like power of my chart."

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I guess starting tomorrow I'll be shadowing you again.

"I guess starting tomorrow I'll be shadowing you again."

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No, no. You are supposed to be with Dr. Turk.

"No, no. You are supposed to be with Dr. Turk."

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Where is Dr. Turk?

"Where is Dr. Turk?"

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Gandhu, step away from the pizza pastry, would you, please?

"Gandhu, step away from the pizza pastry, would you, please?"

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Yeah, but the chemicals taste better when it's hot, so...

"Yeah, but the chemicals taste better when it's hot, so..."

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Fair enough. I've come to clear up a point of confusion.

"Fair enough. I've come to clear up a point of confusion."

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This is what a protege should look like.

"This is what a protege should look like."

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It is an empty vessel that I'm filling with knowledge.

"It is an empty vessel that I'm filling with knowledge."

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I also get to hold stuff.

"I also get to hold stuff."

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Cole didn't have what it takes, all right? We surgeons are an elite crew.

"Cole didn't have what it takes, all right? We surgeons are an elite crew."

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Really? Say, Todd, do me a favor.

"Really? Say, Todd, do me a favor."

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Would you tell me what that wonderful new invention is

"Would you tell me what that wonderful new invention is"

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Chardonn-gay, Sauvignon Donk, Teeny-Weeny Peni Grigio.

"Chardonn-gay, Sauvignon Donk, Teeny-Weeny Peni Grigio."

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Yes, indeedy, sweetie.

"Yes, indeedy, sweetie."

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You surgeons truly are the chosen ones.

"You surgeons truly are the chosen ones."

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Come on, he wasn't even serious about it. I bet he's already moved on.

"Come on, he wasn't even serious about it. I bet he's already moved on."

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(GASPS)

"(GASPS)"

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I can fix it.

"I can fix it."

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Okay, so young Cole may not be an ideal protege.

"Okay, so young Cole may not be an ideal protege."

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He may not even be an ideal human.

"He may not even be an ideal human."

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Nevertheless, you don't get to pick who needs you as a mentor.

"Nevertheless, you don't get to pick who needs you as a mentor."

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Do you realize, for the last eight years,

"Do you realize, for the last eight years,"

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I've been saddled with a whiny, clingy lady-man

"I've been saddled with a whiny, clingy lady-man"

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whose very life force was dependent on hugs?

"whose very life force was dependent on hugs?"

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And now, of course, I have young Drew.

"And now, of course, I have young Drew."

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And although he may be filled with a bubbling rage

"And although he may be filled with a bubbling rage"

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that I fear cannot be contained very much longer,

"that I fear cannot be contained very much longer,"

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at least he doesn't need me to hold his hand

"at least he doesn't need me to hold his hand"

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when he speaks of love and his true feelings.

"when he speaks of love and his true feelings."

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The point is we don't always get to choose

"The point is we don't always get to choose"

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who deserves and who wants our help. That's it.

"who deserves and who wants our help. That's it."

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Why you gotta always ruin pastry time?

"Why you gotta always ruin pastry time?"

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- Dr. Cox, can I ask you something? - Yes.

"- Dr. Cox, can I ask you something? - Yes."

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When you're in love, how do you set aside your fears

"When you're in love, how do you set aside your fears"

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Oh, dear God, Drew, not you.

"Oh, dear God, Drew, not you."

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It's happening again. It's happening again.

"It's happening again. It's happening again."

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Ben, I am very upset with you. You tricked me.

"Ben, I am very upset with you. You tricked me."

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All old and cute on the outside and horrible and cruel on the inside.

"All old and cute on the outside and horrible and cruel on the inside."

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I was planning an amazing tribute for you,

"I was planning an amazing tribute for you,"

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stories and poems and a dozen purple balloons

"stories and poems and a dozen purple balloons"

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to signify a cluster of grapes.

"to signify a cluster of grapes."

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Well, now I'm going to pop them

"Well, now I'm going to pop them"

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so they look like raisins, nature's saddest fruit, all shriveled and dry.

"so they look like raisins, nature's saddest fruit, all shriveled and dry."

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I'm trying to eat my sandwich around some corpses.

"I'm trying to eat my sandwich around some corpses."

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- Why are you eating lunch in here? - Why are you yelling at a dead guy?

"- Why are you eating lunch in here? - Why are you yelling at a dead guy?"

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See, we all got a lot of questions.

"See, we all got a lot of questions."

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I'm yelling at Ben because I made this really beautiful tribute for him,

"I'm yelling at Ben because I made this really beautiful tribute for him,"

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and it turns out he was a jerk.

"and it turns out he was a jerk."

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- So? Did he have all his parts? - Yeah.

"- So? Did he have all his parts? - Yeah."

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Were you able to slice through his tendons,

"Were you able to slice through his tendons,"

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sift through his lower intestines and study the anatomy

"sift through his lower intestines and study the anatomy"

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- of his right hepatic flexure? - Yes.

"- of his right hepatic flexure? - Yes."

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Then he was exactly who he was supposed to be.

"Then he was exactly who he was supposed to be."

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Who cares if he was a jerk in real life?

"Who cares if he was a jerk in real life?"

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LUCY: You have to learn to adjust

"LUCY: You have to learn to adjust"

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when your expectations don't match the reality,

"when your expectations don't match the reality,"

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whether it's about the present state of a relationship...

"whether it's about the present state of a relationship..."

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Sorry I was such a jerk.

"Sorry I was such a jerk."

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It's just sometimes the tiniest changes terrify me,

"It's just sometimes the tiniest changes terrify me,"

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and I just need a little time to process things,

"and I just need a little time to process things,"

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but eventually I come around.

"but eventually I come around."

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Is this a sledgehammer?

"Is this a sledgehammer?"

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Is what a sledgehammer?

"Is what a sledgehammer?"

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This sledgehammer.

"This sledgehammer."

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You're the one who put the hole in the wall.

"You're the one who put the hole in the wall."

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I may have.

"I may have."

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Look, I mean, room and board is expensive.

"Look, I mean, room and board is expensive."

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I think that we should live together next year.

"I think that we should live together next year."

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So, this was my way of easing you into it, you know,

"So, this was my way of easing you into it, you know,"

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getting you comfortable with the idea.

"getting you comfortable with the idea."

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