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Clips from Scrubs - Our Thanks (S09E09)

He's going to think I'm lame.

"He's going to think I'm lame."

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As you know, we are approaching the end of the semester.

"As you know, we are approaching the end of the semester."

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You know he can't actually hear you. He is a corpse.

"You know he can't actually hear you. He is a corpse."

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Since when did you become so political?

"Since when did you become so political?"

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and got a tattoo infection.

"and got a tattoo infection."

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He had to die with a partial mermaid on his shoulder.

"He had to die with a partial mermaid on his shoulder."

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Well, Cole, everything looks great.

"Well, Cole, everything looks great."

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You know, I've always known that a surgeon might hook me up

"You know, I've always known that a surgeon might hook me up"

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Mmm.

"Mmm."

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You've been looking for a protege and the good Lord answered your prayers.

"You've been looking for a protege and the good Lord answered your prayers."

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Dr. T, I would kill to be your protege.

"Dr. T, I would kill to be your protege."

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It's boring and it sucks.

"It's boring and it sucks."

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It's the complete opposite of a waterslide.

"It's the complete opposite of a waterslide."

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They were skinny jeans and I couldn't pull them off.

"They were skinny jeans and I couldn't pull them off."

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The other groups are way ahead of us.

"The other groups are way ahead of us."

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Dude.

"Dude."

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Surgery is long, tedious and boring.

"Surgery is long, tedious and boring."

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I get it. Like episodes of Entourage that revolve around Turtle.

"I get it. Like episodes of Entourage that revolve around Turtle."

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That's what you're going to practice right now.

"That's what you're going to practice right now."

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I'll even cancel my 5:30 at the tanning salon.

"I'll even cancel my 5:30 at the tanning salon."

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What the...

"What the..."

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I mean, it'd be kind of like we're living together, you know?

"I mean, it'd be kind of like we're living together, you know?"

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of the Association for Independent Dry Cleaners

"of the Association for Independent Dry Cleaners"

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Uh... No. Can other people see that?

"Uh... No. Can other people see that?"

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a den I hangout I place where we have dirty sex

"a den I hangout I place where we have dirty sex"

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Honey, Lucy's here.

"Honey, Lucy's here."

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It's the hockey equipment that's dirty.

"It's the hockey equipment that's dirty."

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No. I learned a trick at keggers when there's a long line at the bathroom.

"No. I learned a trick at keggers when there's a long line at the bathroom."

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the unjustifiable arrogance and the sheer willingness

"the unjustifiable arrogance and the sheer willingness"

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to stand in one place and wet yourself like a zoo elephant.

"to stand in one place and wet yourself like a zoo elephant."

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Thank you, Dr. C. I proved myself, right?

"Thank you, Dr. C. I proved myself, right?"

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Now, I want you to take these tweezers

"Now, I want you to take these tweezers"

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Maybe they're super-smart government bears on their way to fight terrorism.

"Maybe they're super-smart government bears on their way to fight terrorism."

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We're not going to do anything. We gotta bounce.

"We're not going to do anything. We gotta bounce."

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So, cool. We're good. What do you want to do tonight?

"So, cool. We're good. What do you want to do tonight?"

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Looks like being a surgeon is just not for you.

"Looks like being a surgeon is just not for you."

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And sometimes you're so excited to tell someone your feelings...

"And sometimes you're so excited to tell someone your feelings..."

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- Yeah. - Hi, I'm Lucy Bennett.

"- Yeah. - Hi, I'm Lucy Bennett."

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No sitting.

"No sitting."

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This chart functions as my shield

"This chart functions as my shield"

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I decided that surgery's not really my thing.

"I decided that surgery's not really my thing."

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you've been working on?

"you've been working on?"

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It's a series of erotic novelty wines.

"It's a series of erotic novelty wines."

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Patent-pending five. Drink up, boys.

"Patent-pending five. Drink up, boys."

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Actually, he hasn't. He's still practicing.

"Actually, he hasn't. He's still practicing."

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And the worst part is I had to stay in that room for 17 horse funerals.

"And the worst part is I had to stay in that room for 17 horse funerals."

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Perfectly good pastry.

"Perfectly good pastry."

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so that you can just dive in and follow your heart?

"so that you can just dive in and follow your heart?"

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- What are you doing? - I'm taking down the curtain.

"- What are you doing? - I'm taking down the curtain."

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Hey, Cole, you got a sec?

"Hey, Cole, you got a sec?"

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It might be the first thing I've ever really wanted.

"It might be the first thing I've ever really wanted."

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Don't get all mushy, all right?

"Don't get all mushy, all right?"

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LUCY: They say that by the end of your first semester in med school,

"LUCY: They say that by the end of your first semester in med school,"

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it's already obvious what kind of doctor you'll end up being.

"it's already obvious what kind of doctor you'll end up being."

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- Him. - TURK: Who, Trang?

"- Him. - TURK: Who, Trang?"

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CO X: Yep. TURK: Man.

"CO X: Yep. TURK: Man."

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Small hands, great with the ladies. OBIGYN.

"Small hands, great with the ladies. OBIGYN."

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No, more like a shopping mall pretzel vendor. Next.

"No, more like a shopping mall pretzel vendor. Next."

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TURK: Maybe emergency medicine.

"TURK: Maybe emergency medicine."

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- Nope. Pediatrics. - There it is.

"- Nope. Pediatrics. - There it is."

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- What's up? - CO X: Hello.

"- What's up? - CO X: Hello."

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TURK: Man, you're so lucky to have someone like Drew.

"TURK: Man, you're so lucky to have someone like Drew."

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I wish I could find a stud wannabe surgeon to take under my wing.

"I wish I could find a stud wannabe surgeon to take under my wing."

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I've been making a play for this guy right here, Clint,

"I've been making a play for this guy right here, Clint,"

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but he's too cool and aloof.

"but he's too cool and aloof."

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- See you in class, Dr. Turk. - Not if I see you first! Ha!

"- See you in class, Dr. Turk. - Not if I see you first! Ha!"

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We gonna kick it.

"We gonna kick it."

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You are lame.

"You are lame."

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The Ceremony of Thanks is quickly approaching.

"The Ceremony of Thanks is quickly approaching."

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That's where you publicly thank the friends and families

"That's where you publicly thank the friends and families"

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of the cadavers you've been dissecting this semester.

"of the cadavers you've been dissecting this semester."

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After their loved ones are stripped for parts like a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage,

"After their loved ones are stripped for parts like a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage,"

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we treat them to some free cold cuts

"we treat them to some free cold cuts"

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and a chance to listen to you regurgitate some trite quotes

"and a chance to listen to you regurgitate some trite quotes"

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about their family members' sacrifice that you found on the Internet.

"about their family members' sacrifice that you found on the Internet."

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Reciting a Maya Angelou poem in an old black lady's voice?

"Reciting a Maya Angelou poem in an old black lady's voice?"

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Not cool, okay?

"Not cool, okay?"

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Cole, talking to you. Talking to you.

"Cole, talking to you. Talking to you."

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What are you cooking? I can smell it from next door.

"What are you cooking? I can smell it from next door."

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It's a wild mushroom and shrimp risotto I learned to make

"It's a wild mushroom and shrimp risotto I learned to make"

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while working at a hostel in Naples.

"while working at a hostel in Naples."

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- Risotto. It's gay for rice, right? - Yeah. Shrimp's gay for chicken.

"- Risotto. It's gay for rice, right? - Yeah. Shrimp's gay for chicken."

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- Hey, should we get married today? - What?

"- Hey, should we get married today? - What?"

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We've been dating for four months. I mean, it's pretty good, right?

"We've been dating for four months. I mean, it's pretty good, right?"

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Let's stop screwing around and just get it over with. Who cares?

"Let's stop screwing around and just get it over with. Who cares?"

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Okay, obviously, your diet of power bars and boxed wine

"Okay, obviously, your diet of power bars and boxed wine"

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has scrambled your brain.

"has scrambled your brain."

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We got a great thing going here, you know? Why mess with it?

"We got a great thing going here, you know? Why mess with it?"

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Yeah, you're probably right. (LAUGHING) It was just an idea.

"Yeah, you're probably right. (LAUGHING) It was just an idea."

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(LAUGHING) Okay.

"(LAUGHING) Okay."

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Let's make a baby instead.

"Let's make a baby instead."

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(LAUGHING) I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

"(LAUGHING) I'm kidding, I'm kidding."

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I'm on my birth control, I think.

"I'm on my birth control, I think."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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How great is this cadaver ceremony going to be?

"How great is this cadaver ceremony going to be?"

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I am just excited to honor his memory.

"I am just excited to honor his memory."

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I don't see what the big deal is.

"I don't see what the big deal is."

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People die in third-world countries all the time and no one cares.

"People die in third-world countries all the time and no one cares."

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Since my boy, Trent, went on a surf vacation to El Salvador

"Since my boy, Trent, went on a surf vacation to El Salvador"

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It just looked like a regular stupid lady. Where was his ceremony?

"It just looked like a regular stupid lady. Where was his ceremony?"

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Am I the only one that cares about doing something nice for Ben?

"Am I the only one that cares about doing something nice for Ben?"

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- Lucy, it's not that we don't care. - I actually do not care.

"- Lucy, it's not that we don't care. - I actually do not care."

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It's just that, with the semester ending, we all have a lot on our plate,

"It's just that, with the semester ending, we all have a lot on our plate,"

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and the cadaver ceremony didn't make the top of the list.

"and the cadaver ceremony didn't make the top of the list."

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Guys, just do me a favor, okay?

"Guys, just do me a favor, okay?"

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Come up with one thing that's important to you about Ben. That's it.

"Come up with one thing that's important to you about Ben. That's it."

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Could be a poem or a lightly choreographed dance number.

"Could be a poem or a lightly choreographed dance number."

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Don't be afraid to go modern. I think Ben would appreciate it.

"Don't be afraid to go modern. I think Ben would appreciate it."

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Fine. Or you could just bring some pretzels or something.

"Fine. Or you could just bring some pretzels or something."

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Two weeks out, the wound's healed.

"Two weeks out, the wound's healed."

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Test results came back clean. Your cancer's gone.

"Test results came back clean. Your cancer's gone."

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It's so crazy.

"It's so crazy."

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with some sweet calf implants or a robot arm.

"with some sweet calf implants or a robot arm."

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But I never thought one would save my life.

"But I never thought one would save my life."

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Hey, Dr. T, do you believe in fate?

"Hey, Dr. T, do you believe in fate?"

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You know, like the stuff they talk about during the boring parts of Lost?

"You know, like the stuff they talk about during the boring parts of Lost?"

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Well, I was thinking that maybe I got cancer for a reason.

"Well, I was thinking that maybe I got cancer for a reason."

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Like somebody up there is telling me that I'm supposed to be a surgeon.

"Like somebody up there is telling me that I'm supposed to be a surgeon."

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Cole, you don't want to be a surgeon.

"Cole, you don't want to be a surgeon."

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Now, just a second there, Gandhi.

"Now, just a second there, Gandhi."

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