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Clips from 30 Rock - Murphy Brown Lied to Us (S06E06)

"Oh."
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"Looks like I'm the boss now... Rod."
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"You have a baby name book, and you circled Adolf?"
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"What am I gonna do with Joshua?"
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"I thought I could do this by myself."
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"You know what?"
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"Murphy brown lied to us."
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"it's a certain loose baseboard."
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"And do not send Brent up there."
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"We get up, and we hit back"
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"with our fists or our nunchakus."
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"'cause nunchaku-ing can wear a guy out,"
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"Good lumbar support."
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"Absorbent fabric for nap drool."
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"are rolling the new Kabletown couches"
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"earning an honest day's pay"
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"so they can go to the store and buy milk for their families,"
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"Hmm."
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"What aboutstar wars do you want to say, Lemon?"
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"and I thought it might fit Liddy."
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"Yes, a joke."
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"Yeah, all that's missing"
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"My colleague is newly single. His name is Kevin."
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"I'm sorry I'm late."
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"I was busy burning down the panda express"
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"Oh, my God, Jenna. Are you okay?"
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"Anyone who's anyone has had a breakdown."
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"Mr. Donaghy, hi."
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"to make armor-piercing bullets... Here."
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"Years later, the government took it over."
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"for single mothers to teach illegal immigrants"
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"how to fill out unemployment forms."
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"Keep voting republican."
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"This doesn't look like the prototype."
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"Looks more like the prototype"
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"How could this happen?"
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"American engineers."
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"All they teach us now is how to build rollercoasters"
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"We have 10,000 of these?"
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"I just have to create a market for terrible couches."
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"left him nothing but a tiny pink rock quarry?"
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"He baked those rocks and sold them to children."
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"No, I need your advice."
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"I've been there, J-Mo."
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"What's the matter?"
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"My heyday was the '90s."
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"of "all the great theatre in New York"."
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""What teenage a-lister...""
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"We have work to do."
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"Hey, want to watch Mythbusters?"
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"Okay, I know you're not gonna be threatened"
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"with some d-bag he works with."
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"from his girlfriend's boss."
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"Poles."
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"Kouchtown. Sit down or get out of the way."
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"Help, I can't move."
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"It is unfortunate."
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"Oh."
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"making it difficult to breathe"
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"It comes in espresso, dandelion,"
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"So you're gonna just try to sell discomfort?"
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"Yes, he mentioned you were getting together."
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"who just got her one-year A.A. Chip."
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"so I'm pretty exhausted, if you know what I mean."
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"Our next guest has had a troubling 24 hours"
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"that has the tabloids talking"
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"and her friends... Concerned."
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"Thank you."
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"and I'm gonna let you finish, but I just gotta say,"
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"being asked to leave Dick Cavett's birthday party."
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"Jenna, I know a lot of people are asking,"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Where I'm from, Uncle Sam's mouth is sewn up,"
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"and female eunuchs of the furniture industry."
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"I can hack it."
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"I'll tell you anything to make it stop."
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"Amateur hour."
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"You know, that's exactly what you'll do."
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"I issued a statement on your behalf using Twitter."
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"A media-savvy crackhead, I know."
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"I said that you were being treated for exhaustion"
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"and that you wanted to thank your fans"
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"for all their support,"
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"This is why we broke up, Jenna."
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"I ate a pizza slice off your back."
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"Now, you weren't the only student I dated,"
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"Jmo, these are from Mickey Rourke."
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"No! Tracy, put them down!"
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"Hi, you must be Kevi..."
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"which I object to on feminist grounds."
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"I'm Liz, by the way."
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"but they wanted to call me shorts accident."
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"Would Jeremy Lin be willing"
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"Ugh."
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"I crushed it."
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"I've been there, Cat,"
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"I'm a lesbian? I know."
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"Either the wicked queen in Disney on ice"
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"of you getting checked out by some creep."
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"but I'm like, "you're not pinning that on me.""
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"'Cause that's not romantic. Watch a movie, Liz."
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"I wish my boyfriend did stuff like this,"
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"I'm totally messing with you."
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"That is not funny, young lady."
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"but there's no one else down there."
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"I know, but I don't think"
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"without a reservation!"
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"That's crazy. That's a breakdown."
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"I think I've made the biggest mistake of my life."
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"but I'm here for you, J."
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"you know what the craziest was?"
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"taking care of me."
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"the same thing that I did."
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"If it wasn't for Tracy, we wouldn't be here right now."
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"Cat's a great kid, isn't she?"
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"I've been trying to fire him ever since he invited me out"
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"But his daughter's terrific."
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"but you need to learn that some women"
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"This is not a choice."
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"Oh, you are being so trans-vaginal right now."
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