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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Cycling Tour (S03E03)

"The eggs-- you remember"
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"The hard-boiled eggs I was telling you about."
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"Reputedly self-sealing"
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"Which fell open upon contact"
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"With the tar-macadam surface of the road..."
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"The b-489, the dawlish road."
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"That shouldn't happen to a self-sealing container"
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"What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in?"
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"I think in future"
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"I will lash them to the handlebars with adhesive tape!"
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"This should obviate a recurrence of the same problem!"
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"I'm on a cycling tour of north cornwall!"
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"Must be off!"
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"August 26-- fell off near ottery st. mary."
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"The pump caught in my trouser leg."
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"Decide to wear short trousers from now on."
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"Fell off near tiverton."
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"Perhaps a shorter pump is the answer."
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"Excuse me, madam."
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"I wonder if you could tell me"
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"Where I could either find"
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"A means of adapting my present pump"
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"Or, failing that, of purchasing a replacement."
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"There's only one shop here."
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"Now perhaps cycling will become less precarious."
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"Yes?"
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"Uh... a mr. pither to see you, doctor."
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"His bicycle pump got caught in his sock."
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"This way, please."
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"Good morning."
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"And a very good morning to you, too, doctor."
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"I understand you had an accident."
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"That's right, my pump got..."
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"Caught in your sock."
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"Absolutely, yes."
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"And my fruit cake was damaged on one side."
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"It's got grit all over it."
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"Are you in pain?"
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"Oh, heavens, no."
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"Ah, well, where are you hurt?"
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"Oh, fortunately, i escaped without injury."
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"Well, what is the trouble?"
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"Please, could you tell me the way to iddesleigh?"
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"I'm a doctor, you know."
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"Oh, yes, absolutely."
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"Normally, I would have asked"
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"A policeman or a minister of the church"
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"To consult a professional man"
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"Rather than rely"
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"On the possibly confused testimony of a passerby."
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"Oh, all right."
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"Take this to a chemist."
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"September 2..."
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"Did not fall off outside iddesleigh."
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"Fell off in tavistock."
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"My foot caught in my trouser leg and that's how the bottle broke."
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"Tell her today-- you could ring her."
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"I can't, I can't."
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"I said you'd never guess."
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"I can't just ring her up."
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"Well, if you can't do it now, you never will."
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"Do you like tizer?"
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"What?"
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"Do you want me or not, james?"
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"It's your decision."
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"I suppose it is still available in this area, is it?"
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"Do you want me or not, james?"
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"What?"
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"A tizer!"
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"Is it still available in this area?"
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"I don't know."
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"I see-- in that case"
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"It's good-bye forever, james."
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"I mean yes!"
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"Oh, it is, is it?"
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"No!"
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"Oh!"
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"You never could make up your mind."
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"I can."
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"I have."
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"No, wait, lucille!"
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"Does your lovely little daughter like tizer, eh?"
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"Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of tizer..."
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"If it's still available in this area."
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"Would you like me to show you the door?"
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"Oh, that's extremely kind of you"
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"But I saw it on the way in."
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"You stupid, interfering little rat!"
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"I had just fallen off my bicycle--"
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"This is most kind of you--"
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"And my lemon curd tartlet had..."
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"Just had a chat with your dad."
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"My rubber instep caught"
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"On the rear mudguard stanchion and..."
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"Really? and what happened to the corned beef rolls?"
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"The corned beef rolls were crushed out of all..."
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"Here, how did you know about my corned beef rolls?"
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"I noticed them-- or what remained of them-- in the road."
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"I noticed also that the lemon curd tart"
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"Had sustained some superficial damage."
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"That's right, the curd had become..."
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"Detached from the pastry base."
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"Otherwise, the contents of the sandwich box"
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"Were relatively unharmed"
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"Although I detected small particles of bitumen"
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"In the chocolate cupcakes."
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"But they were wrapped in foil."
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"Oh, that's the bit I like."
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"The sausage roll, the crisps"
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"And the ginger biscuit were unscathed."
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"How do you know so much about cycling?"
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"Of accidents involving food."
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"Yes-- do you know, in our laboratories"
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"We have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand"
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"An impact of up to 4,000 pounds per square inch?"
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"Good heavens!"
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"Amazing, isn't it?"
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"We've also developed a tomato"
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"Which can eject itself when an accident is imminent."
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"Even when it's in an egg and tomato roll?"
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