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Clips from Family Guy - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (S07E07)

"No. Please don't do that."
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"- You gonna get it, boy? - No. Please, no."
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"Go get it, boy."
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"So I got his younger brother from Growing Pains."
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"Will you guys buy me a case of Sudafed?"
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"- Ben. - Dad."
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"Ben, what have I told you about trading sexual favors for Sudafed?"
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"But, Brian, I just want you to feel the joy that I feel."
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"I mean, the church makes me feel accepted and safe"
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"But, Meg, you don't need an outside voice to feel those feelings."
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"And I just hate to see people hating and killing each other"
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"Channel Five News has discovered that there is an atheist among us."
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"Local churchgoer and junior Christian soldier Meg Griffin"
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"has identified the atheist as Brian Griffin of Spooner Street."
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"Here's the reaction from city hall."
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"At least they believe in a God, even if it's a smelly brown God."
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"If a man hath ears, let him hear, Brian."
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"All right, what's... What's the worst that could happen?"
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"This is the 21st century. People are tolerant."
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"Well, this is nothing. Probably just a random act of violence."
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"Oh, my God! That was a close one."
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"- Brian, what happened? - I'm a pariah, Lois."
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"Ever since Meg told everyone I'm an atheist,"
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"I'm the most hated person in town."
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"I tried to rent a movie and they threw me out."
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"I tried to buy a pack of cigarettes and they threw me out."
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"But the most serious part of it is no bar would serve me a drink."
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"Okay, just remember to act confident. You're gonna do great."
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"You look real grown up."
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"- You don't? - No, it's me, Chris."
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"- No. - Oh, okay."
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"- Hey, you know what's a great movie? - The Reaping?"
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"Yeah. Why are you dressed like John Lithgow?"
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"You know who doesn't have all these problems? Marmaduke."
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"All he does is eat pies off the high counter."
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"- Okay, Peter. - Or Howard Huge. Let's get Howard Huge."
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"Hold it together, Brian. Hold it together."
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"Yeah, come on, Brian, drink us."
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"Yeah, you big silly ass."
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"Just wrap your lips around me and take a big gulp."
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"Get to the chopper."
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"All right, everybody got your bowling shoes?"
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"You need your shoes to bowl."
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"What is the danger there?"
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"Well, I think it's just because they want another $1.50 from me."
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"- Brent. - No, no. Don't put Brent."
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"Put Rock Kickass."
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"I'm not gonna put everyone as a fake name."
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"How do you want to do the teams?"
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"Patrick, don't be an instigator."
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"- to the bathroom, please. - Okay."
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"Hey, Meg, guess what? I've seen the light."
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"Hey, you mind spreading the news around town?"
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"Say maybe down at the liquor store? Maybe down at The Clam?"
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"God's work. And God will be happy that you're joining me."
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"Then I say let's celebrate the way they did in the Bible. With wine, red wine."
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"You know, like Jesus drank."
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"Thanks for setting everyone straight, Meg."
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"It was my pleasure, Brian."
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"- Come on. - What? What are we doing?"
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"- A book burning? - Come on. Grab an armful."
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"Meg, I can't be a part of this. And neither should you."
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"Well, to be honest, I lied for booze. But, Meg, you're a smart girl."
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"You ought to be able to see that what's going on here is wrong."
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"You are not gonna turn me from my faith, Brian."
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"Okay, fine. Then let me just ask you this."
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"Would he give you a smoking hot mom like Lois"
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"and then have you grow up looking like Peter?"
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"where no one respects or cares about you,"
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"not even enough to get you a damn mumps shot?"
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"Oh, no! You're right, Brian. You're right."
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"But what is there to believe in without God?"
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"Where do the answers come from?"
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"It's what we're here to find out."
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"And I bet you that the real answer to the nature of our existence"
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"is gonna be more unimaginably amazing than we can possibly conceive."
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"Adam, we have been over and over this. There is nothing under your bed."
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"All right?"
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"- All right, I guess. - Good."
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"'cause we got to get up in the morning and make movies."
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"Yeah, we are."
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"This was exhausting."
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"This whole experience was absolutely exhausting."
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"You people have ruined The Next Generation for me."
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"You are absolutely the most insufferable group of jackasses"
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"I still have five prize tickets from the carnival."
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"There was nothing for five tickets. We've been over this."
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"Yeah. We were gonna share it."
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"Really? How was that gonna work?"
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"Three days at my house, three days at LeVar's, and alternating Sundays."
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"For a pencil topper?"
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"Fuck!"
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"The annual Quahog Star Trek convention, where once a year,"
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"You can even try on LeVar Burton's VISOR."
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"Why would he wear these? Who would invent these for him?"
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"He said the thing he says on TV!"
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"Stu! Stu! Stu!"
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"Thanks so much, buddy. Hey, how'd you make that awesome mask?"
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"Ow! It's in my eyes!"
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"See, Chris, come here. Come here, look. Check it out."
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"- Hey, Meg. - Peter, what the hell?"
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"Now, everyone hold hands,"
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"The way I treat my colleagues... Wait, what?"
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"- Wil Wheaton. - Whil Wheaton."
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"Mom, you sound like a nonbeliever."
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"- Guys, I'm just trying to say... - Shut up, beast."
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"Hey, where the hell is my van?"
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"I'm thinking, "Shut up and get a salad. ""
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"They got my picture up at the drugstore and they won't sell me any Sudafed."
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"and part of something bigger than myself."
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"What you call God is inside you, all of us."
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"And I think I know just what to do."
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"I thought only he without sin could cast the first Prius."
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"I'm starting to get pretty desperate."
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"Yeah, right. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen."
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"Next time around, we're gonna get ourselves a big, tall, pie-eating dog, Lois."
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"Come on. You know you want a drink."
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"For mine, put Dirk Diggler."
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"Look at me. I've got girl boobs."
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"- Do you like the wine? - Very much. What is it?"
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