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Clips from Family Guy - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (S07E07)

"on the Jenolen, he referenced Captain Kirk still being alive,"
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"which is ridiculous because he knew he watched him die"
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"He was caught in a transporter pattern buffer for 75 years"
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"and Riker mentioned a 0.003% signal degradation,"
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"Yup, looks like we got ourselves a couple of nerds."
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"Give me $6."
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"Oh, my God! What a great costume. Meg."
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"- No, Dad. I don't want to. - Come on. It'll be funny."
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"What? You came to a Star Trek convention with the mumps?"
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"You could be infecting people with the disease."
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"Yeah, like that old gypsy did to Britney Spears in that Stephen King book."
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"Thicker!"
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"Well, Meg has the mumps all right. How is it she was never immunized?"
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"Well, it was 1992 and I couldn't be bothered with anything"
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"- I never got a mumps shot. - Really?"
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"Well, I'd caution you that getting the mumps as an adult"
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"could result in serious complications."
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"Big deal. So I'll wear socks."
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"Are you kidding? I always thought those were two little sandbags"
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"to keep flood waters from floating into my bum."
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"No. No, I'm just poking at your funny bone. I am quite alarmed."
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"I don't think you realize the danger."
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"And now I'm the bad guy."
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"Holy crap! No way!"
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"I got to forward this to my bud."
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"I don't want to catch the mumps, Lois. Here's your TV, Meg."
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"It's a little old and there's no remote"
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"and it only gets one channel and it's not on that channel right now."
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"Chris, check it out. Jackass Number Two."
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"This whole day has been one big laugh riot."
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"Hi. Welcome to the Religion Channel's number one show,"
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"Kirk and the Lord, Just Hanging."
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"With me, Kirk Cameron."
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"even in the worst of times."
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"No, thanks."
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"But first, are you lonely, picked on, unappreciated, disliked,"
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"not totally happy with your physical appearance?"
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"- Go on. - Are you unloved?"
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"Do you feel like no one cares about you?"
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"Meg, your mother made soup for you. Here you go, honey."
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"Well, you know who does love you? The Lord."
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"Rupert, my transporter is complete."
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"will soon be here to answer all my questions."
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"Wait a minute. Something's wrong."
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"What's going on?"
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"Don't you laugh at it."
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"Wow! Look who's finally out of her room after five days."
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"Oh, you're alive. I guess you are gonna need that college fund."
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"In the garage, there is a very expensive show camel."
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"Please return him to the bazaar for a refund."
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"- We have to give away Humpy? - I told you not to name him."
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"I was made well by the hand of God."
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""This is the day that the Lord hath made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it. ""
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"Here's the clicker. No one would blame you."
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"Kirk Cameron explained it all to me. The Lord is my savior."
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"It's that damn religion channel."
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"She was watching it all day while she was bedridden."
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"because we're gonna say grace before we eat."
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"Dad, would you like to do the honors?"
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"Dear Lord, please give me the cheat codes for Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!"
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"I have been stuck on Bald Bull for four years."
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"I tried left, left, up, B, dodge, uppercut, but he still knocks me out."
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"right, B, up, dodge, left, uppercut..."
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"Hey, you want to see a sweet porn website? Follow me upstairs."
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"I know what you're thinking, "Whoever heard of an erotic Chinese?""
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"But there it is."
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"What the hell? Where am I?"
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"What's going on?"
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"Greetings, everyone. My name is Stewie Griffin."
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"I've transported you all here against your will."
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"I'm a huge fan, and you're going to answer all my questions."
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"- But you're a baby. - Yes. That's right, Denise Crosby."
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"That was a warning. Please do not speak unless you're spoken to."
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"Now, question number one."
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"- What's it like on the set? - The show's been off the air for 15 years."
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"Although I will say it was an awful lot of fun."
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"Oh, fuck you, Michael! Fifteen years later you've still got that attitude."
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"Oh, my God, I am already having a fantastic time."
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"- Shut up, Wil. - Stop it, Patrick."
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"I said you ought to be nicer to Whil Wheaton."
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"- You mean Wil Wheaton? - Yes, Whil Wheaton."
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"Why are you saying it like that?"
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"What? I'm just saying you should be nicer to Whil Wheaton."
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"Whil Wheaton seems like a nice guy."
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"- Say "wheat. " - Wheat."
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"- Wil Wheaton. - Whil Wheaton."
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"- Wil Wheaton. - Hey, did you hook up"
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"- with Whoopi Goldberg on the show? - All the time."
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"It's time for Kirk Cameron."
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"- about the word of God. - Again, Meg?"
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"You know, I think it's wonderful you found something to have faith in,"
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"Brian, you're a thoughtful person."
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"Are you willing to open yourself up to God's truth?"
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"You're barking up the wrong tree, Meg. I'm an atheist."
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"- What? Brian, how can you say that? - Why, I just thought you knew."
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"That's just about the worst thing a person can be."
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"I'm sorry. I just don't see any evidence."
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"I mean, look at the Hubble Telescope."
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"It's discovered untold wonders of a vast, unexplored universe,"
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"but not one picture of a guy with a beard sitting around on a cloud."
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"I mean, what's he doing up there?"
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"He's gonna get you with the Kodak Disc."
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"Yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking right now?"
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"- I want some McNuggets. - We'll get to you, Brent."
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"You'll get nothing and like it."
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"- Uh, hello? Yes. Welcome to McDonald's."
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"We're gonna get two McChicken sandwiches, and a Diet Coke."
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"- And what do you want, Michael? - A McDLT."
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"No. I already told you they don't make those anymore."
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"You know, sometimes it's a regional thing. You could ask."
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"No McDonald's anywhere makes a McDLT anymore."
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"I'd love a Shamrock Shake, if they've got any of those."
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"It's September, Jonathan."
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"Stewie, can I take this goddamn headband off?"
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"There's a lot of... It's a big order."
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"- What time do they stop serving breakfast? - It's 3:00."
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"- Some of them serve breakfast all day. - None of them serve breakfast all day."
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"Hey, Brian."
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"In hopes that you'll open your heart to God,"
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"Would you want it if I threw it over there?"
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