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Clips from Family Guy - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (S07E07)

"On which we used to rely?"
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"All the things that make us"
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"He's a family guy"
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"and spend half a day adjusting their eyes to sunlight."
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"Well, that's great, Stewie. You should get William Shatner to sign them for you."
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"He's poised and measured and doesn't wear a cheap rug."
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"- Are you queer? - Probably."
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"Dad, this is stupid. I'm so bored."
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"Now the cast and I would be happy to answer a few questions."
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"Yes, I have a question."
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"It's very important to thoroughly wring out your sponges after every usage."
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"This will prevent the accumulation of grime and bacteria."
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"A dry sponge is a happy sponge."
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"- Dry skin. - Thanks."
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"You bastards!"
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"on the Enterprise B Generations."
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"There's a perfectly simple explanation."
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"which would account for Scotty's memory loss."
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"Well, well, look what we have here, Jonathan."
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"Meg, come take your picture with this space-alien guy."
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"What a wonderful novelty photo this will make."
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"It's not a mask. I have the mumps."
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"Mr. Griffin, your testicles are not in your feet."
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"- Well, where are they? - Under your penis."
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"Like the people who think it's okay to bring shampoo on an airplane."
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"So I told Brenda, "I work hard. I like a clean house when I come home. ""
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"But your father's bringing in the old TV."
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"- Finally! Up next, Kirk Cameron..."
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"Ooh!"
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"Today, I'm gonna tell you why God will always be there for you,"
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"If my calculations are correct, the The Next Generation"
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"All right, you girls ready?"
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"Chris, do Daddy a favor."
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"Meg, what are you talking about?"
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"starting with my family."
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"Are you kidding? I'd love a chance to shine."
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"All right, Peter, this is it."
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"And, you know, they say you're supposed to go"
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"Listen to me telling you how to play the game."
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"It's them! I did it!"
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"The Next Generation is here to answer my questions."
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"You know, when Patrick wasn't hogging the limelight."
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"- Wil Wheaton. - Whil Wheaton."
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"And I think it's important for all of you to hear his inspiring message"
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"but there's such a thing as moderation."
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"- What's that? - I don't believe in God."
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"I mean, I never go to church. You know how I feel about that."
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"No. Brian, it's one thing to bash organized religion,"
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"but we believe in God in this house. I mean, an atheist?"
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"You're not gonna get anything for Christmas, Brian."
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"I have dominion over you. And I command you to believe in God."
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"I'm sorry. What were we talking about?"
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"Okay. Yeah."
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"No, LeVar. You're blind. That's the only way you can see."
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"I'm just saying they have all the ingredients for a..."
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"Just hang on, all right? There's a lot of us in..."
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"Do they have beer?"
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"Okay. I'll take Jesus back now."
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"Brian, Kirk Cameron is the one who converted me."
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"Don't you want to tell Brian about Jesus?"
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"I'll make it worth your while."
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"Look, Meg, I've had enough of this. You're not gonna convert me."
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"They're inside you."
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"over their own interpretation of what they're not smart enough to understand."
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"Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker. Our top story tonight:"
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"Just when you thought the world couldn't be any more dangerous,"
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"I'd rather have a terrorist living in our midst."
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"Meg, how the hell could you do something like this?"
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"- Okay, can I see your ID? - I don't have one."
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"- Oh, hey, Chris. - Hey, Carl. Can I buy some alcohol?"
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"Well, if you ask me, I think laying off the sauce could do you some good, Brian."
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"I hope he finds faith of some kind."
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"Come on, drink me. What are you waiting for?"
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"- Everybody got your balls? - I don't have my shoes."
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"Jonathan, we were just up at the counter. Why didn't you get your shoes?"
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"- I don't have my shoes, either. - What the hell?"
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"Because, Patrick... Because, Patrick, those are the rules."
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"I don't know how to change it. I already typed it in."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"Hallelujah! I believe in God! Lordy, Lordy, I believe!"
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"- Brian, that's fantastic news. - I know. I know."
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"It's my blood."
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"I feel the warm, healing, liquid presence of God's genuine, cold-filtered grace."
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"God's will, Brian."
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"I'm sorry, Meg."
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"Rob? Did you hear that?"
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"Hear what?"
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"There is nothing in the closet. There are no such things as monsters."
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"Now, try to go to sleep"
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"I hope you all fucking die."
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"- I have to pee again. - That's it. Goodbye."
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"sci-fi buffs take their lips off the barrel of a loaded gun"
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"Brian, look. I purchased authentic blueprints"
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"to build a Star Trek transporter."
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"No way. I'm getting Patrick Stewart to sign it."
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"Picard has it all over Kirk."
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"Rather, he accepts even baldness with a quiet cool that says,"
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""I am in command. You are safe with me. I will cradle you in my arms"
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""through any crisis in any galaxy. ""
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"How can you be bored? This convention has everything."
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"And in conclusion, whether your dreams are earthbound or set in the stars,"
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"Yes, so many questions!"
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"Me! Me! Mr. Stewart! Mr. Stewart! Mr. Stewart! Mr. Stewart!"
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"Yes, you there."
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"Oftentimes my household sponges accumulate an awful amount of buildup."
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"What can I do to prevent this?"
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"That's not a Star Trek question."
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"I have a question for Jonathan Frakes."
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"I have this itch on the back of my leg,"
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"and I can't figure out if it's a bug bite or dry skin."
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"- Do you take hot showers? - Yes."
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"These aren't Star Trek questions. What the hell?"
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"I have a question for Gates McFadden."
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"and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions?"
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"I would check the point first before re-priming it."
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"But remember that the summer months take a particular toll"
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"on any region's aquifer, depending on the local climate."
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"This is horse shit!"
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"And that's the last question. Thank you for coming. You've been wonderful."
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"All I'm saying is that in the episode "Relics," when Scotty rematerialized"
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