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Clips from The Simpsons - American History X-cellent (S21E21)

"Burns, you're coming with us."
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"in the hot summer sun without pay, lotion or gratitude."
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"'Cause it's summer"
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"Break a leg."
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"We hoofed our hearts out for him with no rehearsal."
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"I say Burns owes us a party."
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"Technically, this is trespassing."
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"Wake the beadle."
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"So, Burns,"
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"and then to steal them from a public museum"
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"had so often joylessly smooched."
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"Fresh is a dollar, rotten's two bucks."
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"And just what might that be?"
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"- Eat it. - Eat my lunch?"
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"Yes. Enjoy."
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"- Okay, I will. - Bon appetit."
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"You don't think I'm going to?"
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"but one day we might need each other for organ transplants,"
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"so we'd better keep the lines of communication open."
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"Be strong, Smithers."
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"She needs you."
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"Not dramatic enough."
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"Social Security card."
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"Now you looky here, Burns."
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"All your money and influence don't mean nothin' on the inside."
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"But I'll tell you this, Warden, it starts with an "H.""
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"Get him out of my sight."
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"I'm the proudest myrmecologist on the block."
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"That was a wild Christmas party."
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"- what's the catch? - Well, the catch is,"
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"Patty and Selma are dead?"
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"Looks like it's Pledge Day."
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"The Shriners?"
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"Or one of these other dining clubs?"
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"No can do, baby. I'm not coming down for days!"
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"Four out of five."
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"Uh, excuse me, can I go back"
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"- You told me you did. - I do, but I'm not going to it."
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"Man, Smithers is working us like dogs."
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"I've told you, you're mine."
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"someone handed me a book."
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"Open your heart!"
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"Welcome to the Lord, brother."
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"Our girl is slowing down."
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"Look, if I leave with you, they're just going to throw me back in."
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"Mr. Burns!"
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"*******************"
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"-"
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"Season 21 - Episode 17 - American History X-cellent -"
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"NOTHIN' BUT BOOZE"
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"HOT DOGS ARE NOT BOOKMARKS"
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"evergreenteam.free.fr"
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"Trad : Skualer, Strek & Polok Synchro : Job22"
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"No, no, let me go."
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"Surprised?"
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"Me, C. Montgomery Burns, locked up like an animal?"
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"What caused this puzzling turn of events?"
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"Well, I'll tell you my tale..."
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"by thinking about it to myself."
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"And so our Employee of the Month"
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"is the late Roger Ducette,"
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"who tragically died from complications due to union organizing."
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"Moving on. The power plant's first annual Fourth"
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"of July picnic is this coming Saturday."
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"Oh, I'm afraid you misunderstand."
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"This picnic is for me."
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"You will all be spending your Independence Day slaving away"
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"Yes, "duh-ohhh," indeed."
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"Summer time is here"
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"Yes, it's summer"
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"My time of..."
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"Sir, your spareribs, cooked just the way you like 'em."
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"Spareribs, eh?"
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"I've played a round of tenpins or two in my life,"
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"and to me, the word "spare" reeks of second best."
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"Give me ten full frames of strike ribs."
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"And you, find my doctor and ask him why I'd ask for something"
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"- as insane as strike ribs. - Yes, sir."
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"You know, sir, these people have been working"
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"since your 6:00 a.m. parade of the flags."
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"Maybe you could give them the rest of the day off"
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"- to spend with their families? - Yes, they should go."
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"Just as soon as they perform this musical I've written"
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"in celebration of our nation's birth."
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"Grab your scripts, people. We open in 20 minutes."
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"I said break a leg."
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"For God's sake, man, it's a figure of speech."
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"We love America."
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"Meh. Smithers, take my hands and clap them sarcastically."
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"More sarcastic."
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"Burns... what an ungrateful jerk."
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"Let's have one right now..."
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"with his wine."
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"I don't know."
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"What's the worst thing he could do?"
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"Hey, Lenny, you care for some Chateau La Mondotte Saint-Emilion?"
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"That's a regular-sized bottle. I'm drinking Jeroboams."
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"I'm pounding Melchizedeks."
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"Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle."
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"I'm drinking my salary."
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"Yeah, but don't some of that go to income tax?"
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"The government taking my hard-earned stolen wine"
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"and spending it on that no-good floor."
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"I hear that."
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"I'm getting radioactive right now."
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"Smithers, sound the alarum. Summon the shire reeve."
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"Okay, left hand: Rembrandt."
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"All right, step away from the old masters"
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"and kick 'em over here. Come on."
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"Whoa, wait a minute, Chief."
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"This is The Concert by Vermeer."
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"Which was stolen in 1990"
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"from Boston's Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum."
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"do you want to explain how this miracle of measure"
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"and harmony got into your collection?"
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"Well, I... you... you see..."
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"It's just..."
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"Is it a crime to want nice things,"
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"where any gum-chewing monkey"
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