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Clips from The Simpsons - What to Expect When Bart's Expecting (S25E25)

"Maybe when I've got a dad who shows up in the morning"
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"with no shirt on and rocks on his face,"
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"it sets, I don't know, a low bar?"
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"Wow, I got to take that in."
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"While I do, have some bar nuts."
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"Aren't those full of germs?"
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"You guys are coming with us."
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"Nobody comes into my bar and kidnaps two paying customers."
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"Aw, thanks, Moe, I..."
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"Huh?"
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"I must've left my wallet at home."
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"and toss them to the pigs."
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"Don't tell us our business!"
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"I need your boy to make a baby."
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"Do you really need the boy's help to make a baby?"
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"Just do a little of the bunga-bunga,"
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"and the hotsie-totsie,"
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"and the bop-bada- bop-bada-bop."
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"You sound like every doctor I've ever been to."
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"Meet my filly, Cheesesteak."
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"Who has apple breath?"
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"You has apple breath."
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"And this horse,"
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"who I have briefly "borrowed,""
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"is the winner of last year's Springfield Stakes--"
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"Rear Admiral."
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"Look, Fat Tony,"
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"I don't know what you know about voodoo,"
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"but it only works on people."
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"Horses?"
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"You will breed me a champion by morning"
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"or it will be the last sunrise you ever see."
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"Don't over-promise, boss."
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"Well, as long as there re breath holes."
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"You know, I'm just saying."
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"Okay, boy, if there ever was"
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"in the grossest way possible,"
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"with your life on the line,"
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"this is it."
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"One more thing:"
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"It better be a boy."
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"Anything else?"
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"It would be helpful if he could go undercover"
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"with police horses and find out what they know."
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"Hey, this is all your fault."
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"How is it my fault?"
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"I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model."
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"Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf..."
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"I just did that because it was a series of funny words."
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"Well, it's your mediocre fathering"
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"Wha...?"
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"Maybe you're right, boy."
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"It's time I was a better father."
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"I just need to facilitate"
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"Come on, buddy."
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"Just make a champion thoroughbred,"
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"and we're out of here."
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"What's his problem?"
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"♪ It's raining men ♪"
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"♪ Hallelujah, it's raining men ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna go out ♪"
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"Hey, you know?"
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"I don't think this guy likes girls."
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"I don't like girls, either."
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"Not like that."
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"Smithers..."
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"Danny Kaye."
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"What? Everyone knows."
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"Now, where's she going?"
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"Hey, I know that horse!"
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"It's Sudsley!"
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"Sudsley Brew-Right!"
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"That horse was instrumental in me becoming a man."
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"Ew, that tastes horrible!"
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"Beer transformed that cute little boy"
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"Whoa! They like each other."
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"You know, pregnant is pregnant."
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"What a you talking about?"
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"We're not lost, boy."
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"Not by a long shot."
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"We just have to set the mood."
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"♪ Let them play ♪"
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"♪ We won't look ♪"
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"♪ We'll turn away ♪"
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"♪ Go make love ♪"
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"♪ Then eat some hay ♪"
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"♪ Fat Tony's horse is gay ♪"
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"♪ I do not hear no banging ♪"
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"♪ No sound of horseshoes clanging ♪"
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"♪ Roll in hay ♪"
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"♪ Or tomorrow we will pay ♪"
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"♪ We need ♪"
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"♪ I don't really mind at all ♪"
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"♪ Roll in hay ♪"
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"♪ Roll in hay! ♪"
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"Ah, young love."
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"Right here."
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"What does it say?"
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"The Pimlico plus of joy?"
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"Or the Maryland State Fairgrounds minus?"
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"We're having a baby!"
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"Louie, drive 'em home."
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"Cool, another limo ride!"
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"The limo's in the shop."
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"We have a loaner."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"You monster!"
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"My knees will be in my throat!"
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"Dad?"
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"Teach him not to pee during parades."
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"♪ Hey! ♪"
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"The prosecution calls Sudsley Brew-Right!"
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"Sudsley, on the night in question,"
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"how many did you see the defendant kill?"
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"Seven in one night?"
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"What kind of a monster could do that?"
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"A party monster!"
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"The Duff Seven-Pack--"
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"one more for the road."
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"There's nothing symmetrical about flavor!"
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