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Clips from American Dad! - Adventures in Hayleysitting (S08E08)

"He doesn't even know how to get in trouble."
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"He's a dweeb."
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"I-I'm a wild one."
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"Just the other day, I was holding a hot dog"
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"as if it were a cigar."
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"A cigar!"
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"(gasps) Oh, wait!"
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"We can't reschedule."
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"This is Cavalia's last weekend."
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"Wow."
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"Stakes. Conference."
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"(whispering)"
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"(continued whispering)"
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"that we say this, but you'll be babysitting Steve tonight."
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"And if this goes well,"
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"I found him in a hospital."
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"Wow, you look so gorgeous!"
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"You look like that little slut from Tangled."
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"Man, am I gonna give it to you tonight."
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"Right after we watch horses together."
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"(lascivious laugh) Yes. JEFF: Oh,"
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"yeah..."
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"Hayley, did you fill up my car with gas"
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"after you borrowed it?"
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"If you need to go anywhere,"
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"I don't want you driving Steve in Jeff's sketchy van."
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"He's precious cargo."
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"No underwear?"
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"What's the point?"
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"Look, I got everything under control, okay?"
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"Now, go on, get out of here."
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"(doorbell chimes)"
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"Evening, sir. I'm here for Mr. and Mrs."
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"Well, see you tomorrow."
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"...if you mess this up,"
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"I will never, ever"
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"trust you again."
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"Bye, kids!"
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"No! I'm babysitting."
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"I'm being responsible."
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"Cook an Italian dinner with only the freshest ingredients?"
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"You bet."
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"You called me a dweeb, said I wasn't wild."
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"How do you like me now?"
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"So, you made dinner?"
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"That's, that's crazy for you?"
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"Okay, well, try not to get Mom's apron dirty, wild man."
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"Damn it, it's true."
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"I'm not wild."
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"I don't know what you just said, but you said it in Asian."
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"Speaking of Asians, I heard that Alpha Asian, Vince Chung,"
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"is having a party tonight."
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"That's it! We'll go."
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"How's this for crazy?"
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"(screams) It's boiling!"
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"Gonna be a fun night, guys."
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"Folks, we'll be at Cavalia in no time."
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"of Kirkland lubricant under the seat."
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"Of course. There's a blanket by your feet"
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"if you get chilly on the highway."
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"Oh the what? Highway. Hyah!"
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"(horns honking)"
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"They're just honking 'cause they're jealous."
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"(laughter)"
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"Caution to the wind."
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"Mom and Dad put me in charge,"
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"But, you can't... I said no."
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"Now, go upstairs and play with yourselves."
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"(gasps) Unbelievable, Hayley."
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"I wish Mom and Dad could've seen that."
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"Me, too, man."
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"I think I'm really proving myself."
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"Me, too, man."
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"but, for the first time in my life,"
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"I feel like a grown woman."
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"Me, too, man."
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"(screaming)"
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"(thud, groan)"
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"Oh, nu-uh, not on my watch!"
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"(car sputters)"
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"Oh, son of a bitch!"
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"I was supposed to get gas."
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"Hey, Lindsay."
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"Pretty good, Doc."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(seriously): No, no, you're not."
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"The fracture actually triggered"
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"you're going to lose your leg."
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"have a medical problem, too."
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"W-What-What's that?"
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"You've lost your nose!"
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"(chuckling): Yes, you did."
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"JEFF: Babe, slow down!"
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"It is a big deal."
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"Steve!"
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"No, we're looking for Steve."
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"That's my name."
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"Babe, I don't know what to do here."
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"Man, I'm pumped for Vince Chung's party."
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"Y'all say Vince Chung's party?"
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"They're letting nerds like you in,"
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"(stammering): How else would we get in?"
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"(honks bike horn) Move it!"
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"Oh, hell no! Go on, get!"
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"Oh, you dick!"
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"(chuckles)"
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"That's what you get for tangling with a Honda."
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"Every time."
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"Now how are we gonna get to Cavalia?"
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"I'm kind of worried about leaving Hayley"
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"in charge, anyway."
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"No, no, no. You hired me to get you to Cavalia,"
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"and I'm gonna get you there."
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"Now, Diamond!"
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"Now, Nanny McPhee!"
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"Welp, only one way home."
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"Damn it, they're not here."
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"MAN: Yo, Donnie! Doing another delivery"
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"to that high school kid's party?"
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"Yeah! This party's very close and easy to get to."
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