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Clips from American Dad! - Adventures in Hayleysitting (S08E08)

"Oh, God, I love you, Lindsay!"
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"Nothing about crushes, I get embarrassed."
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"♪"
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"(chewing loudly)"
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"Damn it!"
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"(gasps) I'm not a dweeb."
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"Hayley, it is with many, many, many, many reservations"
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"You guys have nothing to worry about."
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""For Display Purposes Only. This Is Not A Real Cell Phone.""
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"Hey, babe, want a pot brownie?"
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"You did, bro."
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"Steve, I'm calling in the pizza."
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"♪"
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"Steve, did you..."
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"Invite my friends over without asking? Yeah."
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"(all cheer)"
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"If you're gonna do it back there, I have a family-size tub"
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"If you could please pass it forward,"
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"I'll be using it while I watch you."
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"Thanks, but we're holding off so we can really explode later."
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"Hitting the town, wild-style."
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"but I'm gonna leave the house anyway,"
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"Okay, Steve, real cute."
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"and you're not going anywhere."
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"No, no, Steve, great idea."
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"Let's go to your room and play with ourselves."
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"This is gonna sound weird,"
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"Come on, Jeff!"
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"(cheering)"
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"(sputtering dies)"
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"So Steve snuck out?"
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"It's no big deal."
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"My parents already think I'm a joke."
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"Don't worry, babe, we'll find him."
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"Where would four high school kids go?"
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"212 Sherbourne."
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"But you got to do something for me."
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"Uh, I need you to go buy me, like, uh, like,"
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"Okay, great, great. Okay, I'll get the booze,"
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"you get the Suds."
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"Well, they're not upstairs."
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"Not helping."
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"You're funny. I'm Jenny."
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"Listen, I got to biggity-boing-boing-bounce,"
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"Great, great, great. The receipt in here?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"We got booze, bitches!"
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"Cavalia starts in ten minutes."
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"I wasn't leading. I don't speak horse, Francine."
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"We were bound to learn this lesson someday."
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"(neighs)"
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"(moaning, kissing)"
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"All right, let's get cooking."
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"Have fun. (kisses)"
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"Oh, this is the best night of my..."
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"(slurring): Steven Anita Smith!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"What's all that noise?"
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"things get this out of control."
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"(flatline tone) Whoa!"
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"(deeper, raspy voice): Evening, Officer."
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"And it reeks of marijuana in here."
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"We had a deal."
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"You said the receipt"
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"I can get it!"
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"Jenny! Hey, it's me, Funny Cutie."
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"so, you know, I'm kind of erratic."
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"You know, maybe this is a wake-up call for me."
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"and I killed a man!"
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"Daddy!"
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"(laughter)"
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"See you all in the morning."
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"I like that."
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"(inhales sharply)"
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"Mom's car!"
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"I kind of didn't make it any easier for you."
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"was 'cause you called me a dweeb."
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"Bup-bup-bup!"
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"She..."
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"(crowd cheering)"
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"(phone ringing loudly)"
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"ROGER: Somebody lower the godforsaken ringer!"
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, so awful."
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"Whew! All right, where was I?"
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""Truth or Dare": Somebody ask me a truth."
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"What was that call?"
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"Oh, Lindsay, the babysitter, broke her leg."
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"She has to cancel. Oh, man."
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"I was really looking forward to our big date tonight."
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"It was gonna be perfect."
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"Tickets to Cavalia,"
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"the greatest horse show on Earth."
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"(neighing)"
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"Oh, God."
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"Nothing turns me on"
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"like horses and horse-related theater."
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"Oh, it gets me going, too."
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"(shudders) Oh!"
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"That's why I got us a room afterwards"
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"at the DC Sheraton, for nasty hotel sex."
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"A junior suite."
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"Welp, if you guys cancel, you're out 200 bucks."
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"What?! I was gonna surprise you."
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"I hired Roger to drive us"
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"to the show in a horse-drawn carriage."
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"Taking horses to watch horses?"
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"How bad does this girl want it?"
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"If Lindsay can't babysit, we got to reschedule."
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"I'll watch Steve."
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"(all laugh)"
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"Why is that funny?"
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"Why is Mike & Molly funny? 'Cause they're fat."
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"And this is funny 'cause you're irresponsible."
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"I'm not irresponsible."
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"You're one chore is to clean Klaus's bowl."
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"How am I supposed to eat my cereal out of this?"
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"Come on, how hard is it to watch Steve?"
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