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Clips from The Simpsons - There Will Be Buds (S28E28)

"Have an orange slice."
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"No, we won!"
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"Yes, we're all winners."
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"Have an orange slice."
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"We did it, buddy."
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"You and I make a great team."
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"We won for real!"
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"For the first time in our lives,"
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"we can say "Good game""
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"and actually mean it."
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"Good game!"
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"Uh, good game!"
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"Ha! That's loser talk!"
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"(HUMMING HAPPILY)"
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"My kids have never won at anything."
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"All the girl does is read"
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"and the boy's got one of those"
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"paying attention diseases"
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"How do you know so much about lacrosse?"
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"Wait. You want to know about me?"
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"Well, it all goes back to my college days,"
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"where I was the star attackman on our lacrosse team."
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"I'd even been drafted to play in the pros"
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"for the Milwaukee Zoom."
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"I was on top of the world, man."
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"I was high-fiving everybody."
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"For the first time in my life,"
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"I was slap-happy,"
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"I couldn't stop myself, until..."
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"I highed one five too far."
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"Mm..."
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"(GRUNTS ANGRILY)"
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"(METALLIC CLICKING)"
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"My wrist healed, but my wrist in here..."
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"never did."
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"The mascot wore a suit of armor?"
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"Just like a knight!"
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"Yeah, but now lacrosse has brought us together."
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"Hey, a toast,"
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"to new friendship!"
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"I get nosebleeds when I drink."
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"- Dad! Dad! - Dad! Dad!"
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"(MOANING GROGGILY)"
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"(MAGGIE COOS)"
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"We have a weekend lacrosse tournament!"
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"(HORN HONKING OUTSIDE) There's Coach K!"
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"Come on, come on, come on!"
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"(BOTH BREATHING RAPIDLY)"
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"(GRUNTS, GASPS)"
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"Two days, ten games,"
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"700 miles and one sweet mixtape."
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"I hope you like Big Bad Voodoo Daddy,"
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"'cause this van's about to swing."
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"♪ So I think about my next drink ♪"
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"♪ And it's you and me ♪"
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"♪ And the bottle makes three tonight ♪"
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"Uh..."
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"I'm pretty sure a mixtape"
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"isn't just the same song"
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"over and over again."
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"No, no, dude, they're different live versions."
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"You can tell because some are longer."
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"(MUSIC STOPS) Hey, you want a hit off my vape pen?"
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"It tastes like passionfruit"
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"and people think you're a smoker."
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"Why would I want that?"
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"(CHUCKLING): Don't worry,"
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"Marge isn't here."
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"you two have ever done it?"
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"- What? - Let's both say it at the same time."
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"One... two..."
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"- Don't! - Chipotle!"
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"There are kids back there!"
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"I got 'em watching classic lacrosse matches."
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"by Gary Gait!"
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"Everyone be sure to fuel up"
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"with a rice sandwich."
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"HOMER: Rice in a sandwich?"
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"Doesn't this dweeb know kids need bologna to win?"
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"Those sandwiches had so many carbs!"
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"Uter, watch those alligator arms!"
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"Hug the pipe, Sherri!"
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"Milhouse, gobble and goose!"
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"Bart Simpson with the Canadian egg roll!"
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"We won every game."
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"Kirk is like a sports genius who everyone hates."
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"Worse than Jim Harbaugh?"
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"but remember, you're doing this for the kids."
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"Right, right. The kids."
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"Everything for the kids."
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"(GASPS) Oh, God, he's coming!"
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"Hide, Marge."
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"Oh, good call, buddy."
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"Disco nap."
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"We got to power up for tonight. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Tonight?"
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"Skin City or the Tassel Castle?"
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"you mean a strip club?"
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"but they're kind of stuck up,"
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"if you believe Lap-Aficionado.com."
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"Why would I want to go to a strip club?"
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"I'm married to a naked lady."
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"Drive time to Sapphire Diamond is only 39 minutes."
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"That's the fastest it's been all day."
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"Hey, wa... 38 minutes!"
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"Listen, Kirk, I'm a lot of kind of guys..."
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"A booze guy,"
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"a don't-know-my-kids'- birthdays guy,"
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"a steal-the-blow-dryer- from-the-motel guy,"
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"but I am not a strip club guy."
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"You do want to hang with me, don't you, buddy?"
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"(GROANS SOFTLY)"
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"I can't do it."
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"I can't pretend to be this guy's friend"
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"for one more second."
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"I scored three goals today!"
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"I'm a jock. A jock!"
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"I didn't spit on my hand for the post-game handshake."
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"Hey, pal, I don't like Kirk either,"
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