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Clips from The Simpsons - There Will Be Buds (S28E28)

"♪ And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight ♪"
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"(MUFFLED GROANING)"
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"(HIGH-PITCHED SCRUBBING)"
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"(HIGH-PITCHED SCRUBBING)"
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"FOLKSY ANNOUNCER: Well, it's the first Saturday in September,"
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"and that means one thing in Springfield."
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"It's that time again."
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"Opening day of peewee football."
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"(OVER P.A.): And everybody's headed"
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"down to Child Soldier Field to catch all the action."
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"perfect season on the line."
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"And drunks are being rolled off the field."
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"NELSON: Where'd everybody go?"
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"BART: I can't see."
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"just to psych up the crowd."
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"Yeah, are you psyched up now?"
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"Huh? Are you?!"
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"Concessions!"
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"- (DOOR DINGS) - Aah!"
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"(ANXIOUS CHATTER)"
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"My boy hit his head doing football!"
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"I'm a doctor's wife."
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"Save my boy first!"
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"My boy needs an MRI!"
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"With head injury concerns"
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"its peewee football program."
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"Professor, what danger does this"
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"Uh, well, Kent,"
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"these children will need their brains"
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"unbruised for the demanding, high-tech jobs"
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"of the future:"
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"polishing and buffing our robot masters."
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"Indeed."
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"And here to defend youth football,"
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"we have... Nelson's dad."
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"Is it worth the risk to your son's health"
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"when only .1 percent of youth football players"
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"make it to the pros?"
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"You saying my boy doesn't have what it takes"
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"to play pro ball? Huh?"
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"Juke it, juke it!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Why are you dekeing it when I said juke it?"
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"Take a lap!"
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"how are kids gonna learn character like I did,"
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"you stupid fruit-munch?"
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"Which brings us to this question:"
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"if not football,"
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"what sport is safe for our children?"
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"But there are so many club sports"
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"that can eat up all our free time."
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"What about baseball?"
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"(SCOFFS) Baseball..."
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"Rife with steroids!"
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"Oh and then there'll be no home runs!"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"What about biathlon?"
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"How about Frisbee-golf?"
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"Hey, what about Filipino tooth-fighting?"
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"It builds biting, jaw strength and mouth work."
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"(GROANS) No one is listening to me."
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"Well, maybe no one wants to hear"
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"your ridiculous idea."
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"Let's go, we're late for prenatal yoga."
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"Even Luann treats him like garbage."
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"(SIGHS) Love's funny like that."
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"Oh, why me?"
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"I only came to this concert"
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"because I was told it was a potluck."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(ARGUING CONTINUES)"
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"Attention, smothering parents"
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"who only came to hear themselves talk!"
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"You're an idiot! (ARGUING QUIETS)"
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"This guy has as much right to bore us"
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"Take it away, buddy."
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"(ECHOING): Buddy, buddy, buddy..."
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""Buddy." Huh."
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"Um, I've got an exciting sport"
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"that's great exercise a-and teaches teamwork."
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"- La-what? - What-cross?"
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"What-what?"
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"It's the perfect combination of"
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"America's two least watched sports:"
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"(MURMURING EXCITEDLY)"
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"Even this."
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"(PARENTS GASPING)"
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"This isn't a drive-in movie."
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"(PARENTS GASPING)"
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"(LAUGHTER AND INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
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"Now hold on there."
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"Lacrosse has the second highest concussion rate,"
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"right after football."
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"(CHANTING): Safer than football!"
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"Hey, why don't we have this fruit-munch"
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"when I'm weighing your yogurt."
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"I'll do it."
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"Huh?"
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"We've come too far together"
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"It wouldn't feel right to do it without you..."
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"(ECHOING): Buddy, buddy, buddy..."
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"Mm?"
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"Oh, fine,"
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"I'll coach with this guy."
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"But I promise you this:"
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"I will never stop complaining about it."
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"(CHEERING)"
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"(GRUMBLING): Stupid sport I never heard of..."
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"make me wake up early on a Saturday..."
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"probably have to slice oranges..."
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"because I refuse to learn 'em..."
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"my kids will probably suck at it..."
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"And I'll have to kneel down"
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"on photo day, knees get all wet..."
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"despite my bad attitude,"
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"with a look of joy I've never seen before..."
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"Dad, we won!"
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"It's okay, kids."
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"What matters is you tried your best."
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