Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Parks and Recreation - Ron & Tammys (S04E04)

"It's almost too easy."
Parks and Recreation
"I can hear you."
Parks and Recreation
"I know you can, Ben."
Parks and Recreation
"So we need to find proof of every tax deduction"
Parks and Recreation
"I've taken in the last five years."
Parks and Recreation
"Ron, most of these aren't even receipts."
Parks and Recreation
"This one says, "I bought supplies. 2007"."
Parks and Recreation
"You won't find any bank statements either."
Parks and Recreation
"I've heavily invested in gold"
Parks and Recreation
"which I've buried in several different locations"
Parks and Recreation
"Or have I?"
Parks and Recreation
"What's this?"
Parks and Recreation
"Some kind of lame drug deal?"
Parks and Recreation
"That is a gentleman's agreement."
Parks and Recreation
"I made that man a dining room table"
Parks and Recreation
"in exchange for 60 feet of copper pipe"
Parks and Recreation
"Well, looks like we have some actual receipts here."
Parks and Recreation
"I buy shotgun shells and cigarettes"
Parks and Recreation
"and send them home to my mom."
Parks and Recreation
"That's so sweet."
Parks and Recreation
"Your mom sounds kick-ass."
Parks and Recreation
"My first ex-wife's name is Tammy."
Parks and Recreation
"My second ex-wife's name is Tammy."
Parks and Recreation
"My mom's name is Tamara."
Parks and Recreation
"She goes by Tammy."
Parks and Recreation
"You can prevent adult-onset diabetes"
Parks and Recreation
"by getting an annual check-up,"
Parks and Recreation
"exercising,"
Parks and Recreation
"Okay."
Parks and Recreation
"Who is that guy?"
Parks and Recreation
"That is Walt Morphling."
Parks and Recreation
"He was the director of public health,"
Parks and Recreation
"but he had to retire at 46"
Parks and Recreation
"because he had diabetes."
Parks and Recreation
"That is sad, but also,"
Parks and Recreation
"in this town, understandable."
Parks and Recreation
"I would like to shoot a new PSA"
Parks and Recreation
"and I think it'd be good to get someone"
Parks and Recreation
"who's healthy and telegenic,"
Parks and Recreation
"and I thought that you would be perfect."
Parks and Recreation
"Ann Perkins."
Parks and Recreation
"I am flattered."
Parks and Recreation
"And I will do it."
Parks and Recreation
"Is there a script yet?"
Parks and Recreation
"Uh, no, because you just approved the idea, like,"
Parks and Recreation
"three seconds ago."
Parks and Recreation
"and get it to me in an hour."
Parks and Recreation
"And we should start thinking about wardrobe."
Parks and Recreation
"Formal? Semi-formal?"
Parks and Recreation
"Sporty?"
Parks and Recreation
"Scary?"
Parks and Recreation
"Posh? Baby?"
Parks and Recreation
"I just got caught up in my own thoughts."
Parks and Recreation
"I'm very excited about this."
Parks and Recreation
"In terms of shirts, I can wear white..."
Parks and Recreation
"Welcome to paradise, my man."
Parks and Recreation
"You can chill over there by the bar."
Parks and Recreation
"We also got basketball at any time you want."
Parks and Recreation
"There's Roy Hibbert and Detlef Schrempf."
Parks and Recreation
"Oh, my God. That's an actual NBA player."
Parks and Recreation
"He plays for the Pacers."
Parks and Recreation
"NBA's on strike,"
Parks and Recreation
"75% of his original NBA salary."
Parks and Recreation
"What up, Roy?"
Parks and Recreation
"Is this all you want me to do?"
Parks and Recreation
"Play one on one with Detlef?"
Parks and Recreation
"Yes."
Parks and Recreation
"And keep your mouth shut."
Parks and Recreation
"Jean-Ralphio!"
Parks and Recreation
"Take me there."
Parks and Recreation
"Bump!"
Parks and Recreation
"Who are you?"
Parks and Recreation
"- Uh-- - This is Ben."
Parks and Recreation
"He's here to help us with the paperwork."
Parks and Recreation
"Ben? Is that your real name?"
Parks and Recreation
"Yes."
Parks and Recreation
"Oh, you could do better than that."
Parks and Recreation
"I'ma help you out right now."
Parks and Recreation
"Your name is Angelo."
Parks and Recreation
"Angelo, thank you so much for coming out."
Parks and Recreation
"Get a thicker tie. It looks weird on you."
Parks and Recreation
"Makes your head look like a fish."
Parks and Recreation
"Secondly,"
Parks and Recreation
"I don't know where the paperwork is,"
Parks and Recreation
"but when you find it,"
Parks and Recreation
"can you take care of it for us?"
Parks and Recreation
"We don't have any pens"
Parks and Recreation
"'cause we're afraid it's gonna leak in our shirts."
Parks and Recreation
"Lastly, I hate the name, Angelo."
Parks and Recreation
"I'ma switch it up for you, right now."
Parks and Recreation
"Your new nickname is..."
Parks and Recreation
"Jell-o shot."
Parks and Recreation
"Do you have questions?"
Parks and Recreation
"Yeah. Where are we?"
Parks and Recreation
"All right, Ben."
Parks and Recreation
"If you need anything,"
Parks and Recreation
"one of these models that we pay to hang around here"
Parks and Recreation
"will grab it for you."
Parks and Recreation
"In the meantime, we' gonna be playing video games,"
Parks and Recreation
"tweeting our high scores."
Parks and Recreation
"Hit it!"
Parks and Recreation
"Um, hi."
Parks and Recreation
"Are you the receptionist?"
Parks and Recreation
"I guess."
Parks and Recreation
"I don't really know."
Parks and Recreation
"If you don't mind me asking,"
Parks and Recreation
"how much are they paying you?"
Parks and Recreation
"I mean, I would guess they'll be bankrupt"
Parks and Recreation
"This sentence."
Parks and Recreation
"No, thank you."
Parks and Recreation
"Is this true?"
Parks and Recreation
"You only spent $40 on clothes in the past 5 years?"
Parks and Recreation
"It sounds about right."
Parks and Recreation
"How did you meet Tammy One?"
Parks and Recreation
"She was a candy striper at the hospital."
Parks and Recreation
"She helped deliver me."
Parks and Recreation
"Oh, my God."
Parks and Recreation
"I grew up in a very small town."
Parks and Recreation
"600 people."
Parks and Recreation
"Everybody knew everybody else."
Parks and Recreation
Show more clips