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Clips from Veep - Georgia (S06E06)

"They have a beginning and a middle and an end."
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"And it makes it kind of, you know, interesting to sit and listen."
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"he is the only hope for the Georgian people."
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"- Well... - He has the soul of a poet."
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"Yeah, that and a car with a sunroof"
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"- You were 22? - No, I was 15 in 1983."
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"Right."
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"Did I tell you that my son Otto tried to commit suicide"
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"and that he is now not speaking to me?"
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"Did he throw himself from a moving town car?"
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"No. No, he weighted his boots and he jumped into an ice hole."
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"That makes sense."
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"I wonder how much longer it is to get to the hotel."
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"- I'm not really sure... - I think it's another 45, 50 minutes."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Ooh, clink, clink."
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"Your noses must've been really tiny yesterday"
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"because you lied and now they're normal-sized."
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"Representative Ryan, you were officially hazed last night."
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"Wait, does that mean that I'm, like, in now or?"
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"- I'm buying. - Oh!"
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"By I, I mean the people of New Hampshire."
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"In the immortal words of will.i.am,"
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"- You got shotgun, all right. - Okay, here I come."
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"Oh, I don't know where you guys are going."
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"That's where that goes?"
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"Pick up your fucking chairs!"
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"I have not seen Nikolai since the Hague."
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"Oh, well, he was very handsome before the poisoning,"
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"so you may not even notice it."
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"There he is! Nikolai!"
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"- Oh, she's kissing it. - Well, that's why we moisturize."
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"- Right. - May I introduce to you"
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"- and my best friend. - No, no, no."
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"President Meyer!"
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"Oh, may I say that the reports of your beauty"
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"Ben! Doing God's work, I see."
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"Thank you very much."
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"I mean, you know, who needs all that champagne"
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"when you can have all these different kinds of wallpaper?"
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"- Well, dinner is served. - Great!"
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"we Georgians are a warm, friendly people."
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"- Oh, good. - Except for our politics."
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"Okay."
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"Minna? Minna, what is going on with you?"
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"- Are you all right? - Selina, you see right through me."
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"are not only bound by mutual respect and shared beliefs."
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"- Oof. - You gotta be kidding."
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"- We are, in fact, lovers. - What?"
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"- Lovers. - Lovers."
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"With Scab Calloway?"
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"Okay, and now we get to eat food."
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"Those new corduroys?"
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"They're new-ish."
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"but if not, you know, maybe you and me could do something."
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"- He said he thought I might like it. - Well, luckily, the president"
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"- It's actually my favorite joke ever. - That's so good!"
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"all the worst traits of Russia"
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"Not that there are many of those."
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"for Georgia to face west."
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"Eat the soup."
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"Why?"
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"Because I'm hungry."
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"I need to know if it's been poisoned."
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"I don't wanna do that."
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"It's delicious."
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"Oh, it has carrots in it. I'm not gonna eat that."
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"- Oh, okay. Sure! - Okay."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm hungry."
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"I have been reliably told that war criminal Murman"
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"had the audacity to offer you a $10 million bribe."
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"I agree. It is so much less than you are worth."
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"To ensure fair election,"
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"I would like to offer you"
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"a $15 million bribe."
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"You have lost a great deal of face in my estimation."
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"What I meant to say, of course, is I would like to make"
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"a $15 million donation to your library."
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"Well, that is something we can discuss"
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"Nikolai, you say that you have $15 million."
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"And yet you live in this... you know, forgive the expression..."
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"but unbelievably shitty apartment."
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"Ah, you see, because I have secret."
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"- Come here. Come here. - Oh, no, you can just tell me."
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"Come here. See, all this is just for show."
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"Uh-huh."
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"I control a telecommunication monopoly"
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"the Tbilisi Bauxite Miners."
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"Well, I gotta tell you, you really..."
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"you have a lot of people fooled."
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"You know, I mean, even Doyle."
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"- Oh, Secretary Doyle, he's so gullible. - Yeah."
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"If you told him that rava ganavlis was chakapuli,"
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"he would eat it up and ask for seconds."
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"It is actually what you vomit after eating shit."
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"You know, the band's name translates to Panzer Division."
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"What?"
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"- I can't imagine what that... - The poison?"
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"It did not engorge only his face, if you know what I mean."
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"- I think I do. - It also engorged his penis"
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"and made it very unusual texture of sea cucumber,"
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"- so it's great for vaginal orgasms. - Okay, Minna."
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"Which do you prefer, vaginal or clitoral orgasms?"
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"You can come just from your mind?"
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"What can I do to get you to stop talking?"
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"Well, you have to walk 25 miles for breast cancer"
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"that you were happiest curled up next to me"
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"eating popcorn and watching "Downton Abbey""
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"I figured it all out."
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"The next governor of Nevada, Buddy Calhoun!"
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"I was just saying that for the cameras."
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"Good evening, friends."
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"I am announcing tonight that I'm withdrawing"
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"- from the race for governor. - No!"
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"Amy, darling, come on out here, honey."
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"Murman's leading by more votes than there are people in the country."
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"Yeah, maybe he's bussing them in from Chicago."
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"Oh, this is not gonna stand."
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"Hey, ma'am, your phone is ringing right there."
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