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Clips from Veep - Georgia (S06E06)

"- it's really agreed with you. - It was a spa."
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"No, no, a spa is where you go to get a massage and the like."
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"You were in an insane asylum."
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"Oh, it's been fun to see you."
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"I have such a big day tomorrow because I have an election to supervise."
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"I know, because I am supervising your supervising."
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"- Ah. - We have so much to say to each other."
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"- What is it? - Your bidet is splashy"
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"Wait, you tested my bidet?"
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"I don't care."
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"Sorry, Mike, you cannot stay with me."
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"Please don't make me make up a reason."
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"Listen to me. I went to find a hotel room, right?"
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"Nobody speaks English here, everything was really confusing to me,"
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"and I was chased by children."
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"Mike, that is the kind of voting irregularity that we are here to prevent."
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"That sounds bad. Look, please, can you help me get it off?"
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"Unless you want the entire thumb removed with a utility blade,"
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"I suggest you find another person."
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"Mom, I told you"
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"I get more homesick when you call."
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"and I said, "It's in my carry-on.""
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"Oh, crap."
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"I accidentally voted and now my thumb is green."
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"The same thing happened to me! Oh, my God!"
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"- Oh, my God, oh, my God. - How did it happen?"
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"I went out to get a terry cloth robe and there was this crowd"
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"and I asked them where Nordstrom's was"
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"and then the next thing I know, they dyed my thumb"
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"and an old lady who smelled like cumin wouldn't stop hugging me!"
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"- Mine smelled like paprika. - Oh, God!"
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"We cannot let anyone see this."
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"I can't afford to lose this job, Gary,"
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"but I can't afford to keep it either."
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"I mean, it so expensive to commute from DC."
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"- And I haven't been paid yet. - Oh, Mike."
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"But I don't wanna lose it, I think."
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"- Uh-huh. - Hey, Gary, can I sleep on your couch?"
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"No."
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"Okay, I never ever wanna see the inside of your mouth again."
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"Okay? It looks like a Haitian porta-potty in there."
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"- Copy that. - Okay, I just saw it again."
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"- Right? - Copy."
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"I find this kind of food display really repulsive."
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"will pay for a wind turbine for a whole village."
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"Yeah, but do we really want these people to have electricity?"
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"for escape this cycle of corruption and decadence."
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"Well, you know that the moment that he announced that he was running for the presidency,"
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"Well, it's a miracle that anybody survives eating sushi in this country, Minna."
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"But there's still some cysts and some bubbling."
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"- Oh, my God, I need a drink. - Selina!"
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"- Madam President! - Murman, it's so good to see you!"
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"Have you imprisoned any good novelists recently?"
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"How are things in the international busybody circuit?"
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"that your forceful condemnation"
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"- Excuse me. - Oh, hey, Ben."
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"Murman here is an old client of mine,"
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"and the only reason he hasn't been dragged naked through the streets"
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"and hung upside down from a lamp post"
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"with his cock stuffed in his mouth"
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"Absolutely, although, if it takes more than five minutes,"
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"Montez and Doyle, they're trying to make Georgia more like America."
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"Look, I saw your last election."
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"Let me tell you little story"
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"about growing up as a tire-burner's son"
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"in the Gurjaani countryside..."
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"Murman, no, no, no. I love your stories"
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"and this is, I'm sure, shaping up to be a great one..."
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"young Murman in the countryside, etcetera, etcetera..."
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"- but I really do have to get... - Selina, I would like to make"
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"a $10 million donation to help you build your library."
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"I mean, even the appearance of a quid pro quo..."
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"Oh, no, no, no, there are no threads attached."
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"And you should know that this donation"
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"It will come from my Georgian AIDS foundation."
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"- Mm, such a terrible killer. - Tragic, yes."
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"- But we're making real progress. - We are. We are."
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"As clear as the coffee table Danny Thomas had his hookers shit on."
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"- Ah, yes, the yin and the yang. - There you go, exactly."
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"for Adult Literacy, Aids..."
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"- Dan. - So, uh, what's up?"
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"- How are you? - I'm good, I'm good. Thanks."
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"Uh, why, have you heard something?"
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"No, it's, um... the thing is that"
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"Marjorie and I have decided that we wanna have a baby,"
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"- Oh, great! - Yeah."
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"- I thought that would take a lot longer. - No."
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"- I'm good. - Well, we'll send you the details."
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"Okay, uh, could we start the clock in, like, 30 minutes?"
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"- Yeah, I guess so. - Actually, no."
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"No, make it 40."
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"The girl I'm thinking of likes to talk first."
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"Amber, it's Dan-Dan. You in midtown?"
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"Yeah, what... what happened with Murman?"
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"He just offered me..."
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"a $10 million donation to my library."
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"That's keep a lot of docents in Rockports."
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"I'd kill for a job where I could wear flats all day."
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"- right? - Right."
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"I mean, I definitely cannot take that money."
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"But hold up."
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"- would I be compromising my... - Reputation."
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"- Well, please. - Your integrity."
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"Yes! My integrity!"
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"I cannot lose my integrity."
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"Without that, I am nothing."
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"Technically, a library donation"
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"would not be illegal under US law."
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"What about Georgian law?"
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"There is literally no Georgian law."
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"And I'm using "literally" correctly."
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"So, are you saying that I should take it?"
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"- I don't know. - It's hard to say."
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"See, at least when I was leader of the free world,"
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"people told me what to do."
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"Okay, what happened with this?"
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"So, look, I was thinking, Minna,"
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"You know, I'm just saying the poisoning"
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"and the torture and the death squads aside,"
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"Really. You know, you could actually learn something from him, Minna."
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