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Clips from Veep - Georgia (S06E06)

"as fond as I am of you personally"
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"Madam President, let me tell you little story about growing up in the Gurjaani countryside."
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"You thought you caught a fish, it turned out to be a tire."
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"Well, Murman, that is a big tire"
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"with a fuckload of fish in it."
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"Oh, yes, sounds good. Great to hear. Bye!"
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"How much?"
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"Good luck."
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"Yes, and I wonder if we might phrase it a different way."
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"- Yes. - And that, therefore,"
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"- of what you said just a moment ago? - Yes."
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"- A difficult situation. - a fuck fog."
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"You won't tell anyone, Selina?"
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"Oh, well..."
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"I mean, honestly, that is the most"
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"Hot in here, isn't it? Can we get them to turn up the air in this cabin?"
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"Ma'am, you are not gonna believe this."
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"Before Murman Shalikashvili could be sworn in,"
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"Yeah, that's worth about $20 million."
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"to free the peoples of the world from totalitarianism"
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"And that, in a nutshell,"
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"Thank you very much."
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"As a former president, I'm proud to lend my stature"
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"to this crucially important moment"
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"as an official observer"
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"of Georgia's first free and open election."
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"And, in fact, the spreading of democracy"
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"is one of the cornerstones of my foundation."
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"- It is? - So, thank you very much"
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"- and ma... mad-lab-blah. - Madloba."
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"Jesus, democracy. What a horror show this is."
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"I didn't even know Georgia was a country."
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"Where'd our guide go? Oh, hey, Petradze."
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"Do you have any water"
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"that doesn't come from a nuclear power plant, by any chance?"
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"- Vodka. - Okay, sure, fine. Vodka."
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"Hello! One day, you can grow up to be president."
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"Unbelievable."
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"- Can we do picture? - No."
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"All of this international shit is gonna be great for my book."
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"This is my second act."
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"Selina Meyer travels the globe,"
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"spreading democracy like patient zero, right, Petradze?"
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"This place sucks my ghost nard."
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"Why couldn't you have gotten me on"
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"an international election watching trip to Hawaii?"
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"Hawaii is rightfully a monarchy and will be again."
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"Look, did you read the CODEL schedule of official events"
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"It's an anti-sex trafficking workshop."
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"- Lame. - Okay, that's enough for now."
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"I need a drink."
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"It's gotta be 8:00 AM somewhere."
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"Well, you were a last minute addition to the trip,"
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"so it's possible that we didn't make one."
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"Look at us, just like the good, old days"
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"except shittier in every conceivable way."
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"Maybe we can win an election for a change."
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"So, Secretary Doyle has picked you"
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"for elder statesman duty?"
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"- Jailbait statesman. - It's fine, it's okay."
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"Doyle picked me because..."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - They need political cover."
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"Secretary of State Doyle for you, ma'am."
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"Oh, all right."
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"- Secretary Doyle? - Please hold for Secretary Doyle."
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"Okay, no. I don't get put on hold."
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"Okay? When he comes on, he gets put on hold."
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"Kent, will you book a massage for me, but, you know, there one where the girl..."
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"I haven't spoken to you since the historic House vote."
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"Yes..."
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"I just wanted to thank you for all that you've done for me."
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"And I wanna let you know that I will destroy you"
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"in ways that are so creative,"
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"Oh, you're putting me on hold. Actually, do you think you could not?"
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"is gonna take a fucking massive shit."
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"It's really nice to see you."
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"So, I assume you're gonna beg for your job back."
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"- I thought you knew that. - Okay, you know what, I don't need you."
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"I already have 434 brand-new best friends"
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"and we're all going to dinner tonight."
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"What's up, fellas? How you doing?"
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"Hey, you wanna go monitor some dinner?"
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"I hear that horse is legal to eat here."
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"Uh, I'm actually pretty jet-lagged."
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"Let me know if you guys do go out, okay?"
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"I got a Georgian SIM card. Got text forwarding."
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"Although, it would be if you stepped out of the shower."
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"- Now, Ms. Brookheimer... - Mm?"
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"you're not only Buddy Calhoun's campaign manager,"
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"but you're also his fiancée."
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"And congratulations on that, by the way."
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"- Thank you, Danny. - Now, wouldn't you concede"
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"that he hurt his chances of becoming elected?"
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"Can we roll that video one more time for our audience?"
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"And I tried not to think of the politics of it all."
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"And here's the moment where he exposes himself."
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"That's right, yes."
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"But everyone... yeah, that's..."
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"but for myself,"
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"I'm happiest when Buddy and I are on the couch..."
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"Can we play that again?"
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"eating popcorn and watching "Downton Abbey.""
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"- when she was a much younger woman. - You did?"
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"Thank you to you both. We'll be right back."
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"We're clear."
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"Ames, who's your favorite character on "Downton"?"
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"I don't know. Abby, I guess."
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"Selina! So, Murman was a brutal bastard who ruled with an iron fist"
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"he liked to insert in the anus of his opponents."
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"Yeah, and he did a beautiful rendition of "Rendition.""
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"so we're backing Professor Nikolai Genidze."
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"and would be a major victory for the Doyle Doctrine."
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"You have a doctrine now? What is it, "Boners are rare, don't waste them"?"
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"Hey, did you think of that while you were walking on the beach with a metal detector"
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"or however you fill your empty days?"
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"- Oh, that's nice. - Look, just sit back,"
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"take your lead from the UN Special Envoy for Election Monitoring."
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"Oh, fuck. Minna!"
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"- Hi. - You look absolutely radiant."
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"- Oh, thank you. - Yes, your stay in the insane asylum,"
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