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Clips from Frasier - Oops (S01E01)

"Maris's Junior League is rehearsing their spring musical "Cats"."
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"I've been watching two dozen underweight women in leotards"
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"- My allergies are acting up. - You're exaggerating."
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"Women that age should know better -"
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"remember "The Sound Of Music"?"
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"The wacky gang from the office?"
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"Alan in Accounting got it from Stephen in Promotions,"
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"Gossip sullies good people's names and creates suspicion and mistrust!"
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"Squeezing or counting?"
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"(Shouts) Father Mike from "Religion On The Line" is getting dumped!"
Frasier
"No! Station just gave him a bonus."
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"He's our top personality,"
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"You can do that?!"
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"Want my tickets to the Sonics game?"
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"'l eat healthy, I work out, but I can't lose a pound.'"
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"- Don, what was that?' - Oh, it was the radio.'"
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"(Girl's voice) 'Please speak into the clown's mouth.'"
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"I know I'm out."
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"This is how they repay me? No, I'll quit first!"
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"Now, don't do anything rash. Try to vent your anger first."
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"He's already burst into the office with Miller. God, this is a disaster!"
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"You're right. They may be having a good laugh about this right now."
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"No sudden moves. I'm too pumped. I feel like popping someone!"
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"He has quit because of a rumour you spread!"
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"The man is unstable. He took a swing at me the day he hired me."
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"(Shouts) I just heard a hot rumour! Bulldog quit!"
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"(Shouts) Keep it under your hat, Very Hush hush!"
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"I was hoping Daphne could take a look at this plant."
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"Fine."
Frasier
"- Pickle? - No, thanks."
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"I just tuned into the gonzo sports show today"
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"and they had Father Mike filling in. I hate that!"
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"All it was was "Notre Dame, Notre Dame, Notre Dame.""
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"It's a tough business, this radio game."
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"That's fantastic! Do me, do me!"
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"I was repeating a rumour that Bulldog was going to get sacked."
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"(Phone)"
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"Hello? Maris..."
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"Ned Miller's the most mean-spirited man I've ever met."
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"God! That job was my life, and now I've been blackballed"
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"in this business because of my stupid temper."
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"unless you've got people crashing on it?"
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"- Oh, sure. - Down the hall, second door left."
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"(Knock on door)"
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"What? What?"
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"That psycho Bulldog and l got into it this afternoon."
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"He threw my Golden Mike at me."
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"That I'm a drunk, incompetent, that my wife is a big fat slut!"
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"Well, I'll just get out of your hair."
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"Chopper Dave? Ray the "Greengrocer"?"
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"Bonnie "The Auto Lady" Weems?"
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"Look, Crane, you're new to the radio game."
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"Yes, I bet you could."
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"Yeah, I see."
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"No, no, I... I got it."
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"Thanks, Jack."
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"Excuse me."
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"Bad news?"
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"I guess so."
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"In theatrical circles, they always say,"
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"♪ Maybe I seem a bit confused Well, maybe...but I got you pegged!"
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"♪ But I don't know what to do with those Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
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"♪ They're calling again Good night! ♪"
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"I had to get out of the house."
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"No. The experience is very vivid."
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"As God is my judge, I swear Mrs Presley-Bismuth"
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"was scent-marking the divan."
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"Half the von Trapp children were having hot flashes."
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"Hi, Frasier, Niles."
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"My brother, Niles. Teddy, our engineer."
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"Teddy, my man."
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"This is KACL's own Chopper Dave, your eye in the sky for traffic!"
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"- Why is he yelling? - Oh, God, I was yelling again."
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"This has been kind of fun. But I really have to go."
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"I'm conducting a seminar on multiple personalities"
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"and it takes forever to fill out the name tags."
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"Well, KACL team, what is on the agenda for today?"
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"I've got a juicy piece of news. And it's reliable:"
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"who got it from the manager's secretary."
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"The station is way over budget and somebody's getting the axe."
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"Gossip is the lifeblood of the corporate world!"
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"If it wasn't for gossip, we wouldn't know how much everybody makes."
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"You know my salary?"
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"(Shouts) No one's salary's a secret!"
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"94, 95, 96, 97,"
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"..98, 99, 100! New high for me!"
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"(Barks) Java to go!"
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"Hey, where's my tickets to the "Sonics" game?"
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"You don't think Bulldog's getting canned?"
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"Could be."
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"except for women 35 to 54 who think that I'm sort of a God."
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"But he complained about his salary."
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"He screamed about having his expense account on hold."
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"- (Shouts) Oh, yeah, bulldog's out! - Shh!"
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"Have you heard my new gimmick for the show?"
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"If the Seahawks beat Buffalo, I'll do my show hanging by my feet."
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"Oh, sure. The real trick is drinking coffee. I keep burning my eyes."
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"(Shouts) Thanks! Why aren't you going?"
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"Station manager wants to see me after work."
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"You're jumping to conclusions."
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"of some scurrilous rumour that, as yet, hasn't a shred of truth to it."
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"I suppose you're right."
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"We have Don on his car phone. He's having a weight problem."
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"Losing weight is a struggle, it takes a commitment."
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"(Girl's voice) 'May I take your order, please?'"
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"(Don fakes static noises) 'I'm going into a tunnel! Bye!'"
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"is a heat lamp over a large order of fries."
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"We'll be right back after the news."
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"- I got to run up to Payroll. - OK."
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"Oh, hi, Father Mike."
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"Do you know anything? I'm afraid it might be me."
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"Don't put any stock in office gossip."
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"I know, but my numbers have been down lately."
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"They keep changing my time slot. I'm really bummed!"
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"Why?"
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"Someone is being let go. It's not you, it's Bulldog."
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"Bulldog? Oh, what a shame."
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"Has anybody spoken for his parking space?"
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"I have."
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